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Chewbecca

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Chewbecca

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nut posted:

Ya i'd like a second H key on the keyboard u can probably just replace the G i don't use it

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Manifisto posted:

is there any way you could make raisins taste better? not individual raisins, just raisins generally, as a food. I think I could post better if I was confident that my next encounter with raisins would be enjoyable.

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prepuce repurposed posted:

i brought a honey bun for breakfast and a star crunch for lunch but a big street rat snatched em out of my plastic walmart bag when i was waiting at the crosswalk by the parking garage just now

i need 2 speak 2 a supervisor pronto

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Heather Papps posted:

i would like the option to turn sound effects on

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vanisher posted:

I would like a service that will print my posts on a small postcard and mail them to my forum friends and enemies.

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