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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Schweinhund posted:

Here's an idea. Measure a baby's feet when they are born. If they are different sizes, euthanize it.

A german username suggesting this just ties the whole thing up in a nice bow

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hit your smaller foot repeatedly with a hammer until it grows to the size of your bigger hoof.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

its all nice on rice posted:

A microphone to talk all your shower thoughts into so you never forget them except it's the CIA listening to everything you say and they are feeding it to the globalists then you see your shower thoughts show up as the next big hit on NBC

e: lol your phone already watches you jack it in the shower

They did this to me and stole my idea for seinfeld. I would have called it Jimenez and it was going to be about a baker

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