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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

What if Excalibur was actually an item from the future but people of the era didn't know what it was, but it looked like a sword so they just went with that?

It could have been a really sweet custom baton because King Arthur was just REAL into baton twirling? He was all into flag corps maybe?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Imagine if you will a wormhole and an unaired episode of Forged in Fire.

nut


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Imagine if you will a wormhole and an unaired episode of Forged in Fire.

I will.

old friend



Whoops haha I wondered where my massage wand had gone, thanks op

cda

old friend posted:

Whoops haha I wondered where my massage wand had gone, thanks op

lol

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

sometimes a sword is just a penis, OP

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Lady of the Lake: "What? One time a month you want me to pour WHAT on WHAT now???"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



old friend posted:

Whoops haha I wondered where my massage wand had gone, thanks op

"With this magic sword I am hereby King of England! Behold!" *BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*

old friend



circular poledancing podium sent back in time to give him Excalibur and his famous table in one fell swoop

nut


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"With this magic sword I am hereby King of England! Behold!" *BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*

long standing tradition of rear end knighting goes awry when the kingdom discovers actual swords

The X-man cometh

Mighty Excalibur! It makes anything it touches disappear with a loud whirring sound!

Just repeat the magic syllables on the side - DUST BUS TER

Snow Cone Capone
MANGOSTEEN CHUGGER

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"With this magic sword I am hereby King of England! Behold!" *BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*

lol

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old friend posted:

Whoops haha I wondered where my massage wand had gone, thanks op

Manifisto




absconded with the holy grail? that's a paddlin'


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

cda

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Lady of the Lake: "What? One time a month you want me to pour WHAT on WHAT now???"

haha


sig by vanisher

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




merlin tricking arthur into generating electricity because the little idiot thinks a lever sticking out of a rock MUST be a sword


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

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