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Hey so yeah, Barb and I drove up from Florida this past weekend. Yeah, it's great. Yeah we were down on the beach, you know, we're not scared. *begins coughing uncontrollably* So anyway, this meeting is to talk about how we're going to start rolling back tele-commuting. There's a need to be in the office, to get these kind of face to face meetings. And I think we can all agree, it's nice to finally get out of the house and enjoy life again. *continues coughing uncontrollably* Sorry guys, I was up all night with terrible diarrhea and a headache, it's not covid I swear. Talk about hump day, huh?
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*leaves a bagel in the toaster oven too long, smoke fills the office* Sorry guys, got a little distracted with some emails. It uh... it never stops, does it? Heh, guess that's job security. *eats the blackened bagel* God I hate this place. I'm gonna buy some lotto tickets tonight, that's the only way out.
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Jul 16, 2020 13:57
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*prints hundreds of pictures of birds at the company printer* Uh, yeah, this is for work. It's for a presentation. *hides the bird pictures in my desk drawer*
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Jul 17, 2020 15:20
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What's that boss? I'm getting a warning letter? Oh. Because that system glitch screwed up my time card. Yeah, no I understand, something that totally wasn't my fault deserves to be held against me. No, that's great. *loads up monster.com then begins crying, realizing we're in a pandemic*
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Jul 20, 2020 14:00
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Anybody see that movie Tenet yet? Anybody? Hello? *crumpled up paper ball rolls by*
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