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Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Hi there,

Barking Gecko posted:

You know you wanna join Trashed Crew.
Give in. Your thirst compels you.

username drink the liquid:

nut posted:

trashed crew is a state of mind, this has nothing 2 do with alcohol but instead could be feeling overworked or just tired or having 2 much dr. pepper

this part can't be stressed enough, let's keep it chill and stay safe:

Barking Gecko posted:

Consumption of recreational chemicals is not a requirement for membership in the Trashed Crew. Booze, weed, caffeine, and similar substances simply serve as convenient tools to assist in achieving the desired state of being trashed.

this guy is doing it right:

B33rChiller posted:

BYOBubblebath and pinot grigio

feel free to have fun here and please be nice to each other!

finally, welcome our newest smilie:

Pahilla the Hun fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Dec 2, 2020

# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:17

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 10:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

But im all out of horrible, horrible booze

# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:21

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

ok ok i relent. i will drink w/ u ITT byob

but not for another 3 hours

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:22

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

trashed crew is a state of mind

https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:22

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

But im all out of horrible, horrible booze

step 1: put on a mask and go to ur local florida walmart (lol)

step 2: buy a 30 pack of high life and a bag of limes. also buy some Oak Leaf wines

step 3: report back here by sundown

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:23

nut

i guess i have to find a cold on eif there's a thread

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:25

vanisher

if we consider ourselves trash can we also join trashed crew

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:26

nut

vanisher posted:

if we consider ourselves trash can we also join trashed crew

we need pahilla and or prepuce (i think it was one of u two), to dig out the poetic chatthread post about how trashed crew is a state of mind, this has nothing 2 do with alcohol but instead could be feeling overworked or just tired or having 2 much dr. pepper

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:28

Ass-penny

magic cactus posted:

trashed crew is a state of mind

# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:28

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Consumption of recreational chemicals is not a requirement for membership in the Trashed Crew. Booze, weed, caffeine, and similar substances simply serve as convenient tools to assist in achieving the desired state of being trashed.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:36

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

yeah also if people want to make some art to represent their trashedness, i think that would be splendid--i know i have seen some nice looking things out there

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:41

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

i'd like 2 state 4 the record here on page 1 that I will only post in trashed crew while high as poo poo and drinking alcohol. since i don't enjoy caffeine this thread will be strictly for gettin turnt (for me anyway). this is my pledge 2 u

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:46

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

prepuce repurposed posted:

i'd like 2 state 4 the record here on page 1 that I will only post in trashed crew while high as poo poo and drinking alcohol. since i don't enjoy caffeine this thread will be strictly for gettin turnt (for me anyway). this is my pledge 2 u

i thank you in advance for your service

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:55

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

TRASHED CREW: YOU'RE TECHNICALLY NOT DRINKING ALONE NOW

# ? Jul 16, 2020 20:59

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

prepuce repurposed posted:

TRASHED CREW: YOU'RE TECHNICALLY NOT DRINKING ALONE NOW.

Technically, I'm still on the clock and working from home, but it is good to know that I'm not drinking alone.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 21:03

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i might be drinking vodka and tangerine on this conference call

i might not

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Jul 16, 2020 21:09

Goons Are Great: Well yeah, but honestly..

I was born trashed

https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

# ? Jul 16, 2020 21:10

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

The secret Trashed Crew handshake is _{_{"shhh! I'm hungover! Keep it down, please"}}

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 21:11

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

too trashed crew to find & empty quote the fancy font trash crew .jpg which pokemon sig person (?) posted in the chat thread

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 21:11

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

oh but seriously I posted:

too trashed crew to find & empty quote the fancy font trash crew .jpg which pokemon sig person (?) posted in the chat thread

Trashed Crew is definitely not going to be about finding things

e: unless it's friends, we are allowed to find friends here

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Jul 16, 2020 21:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

Pahilla the Hun posted:

Trashed Crew is definitely not going to be about finding things

e: unless it's friends, we are allowed to find friends here

And my drink. Where's my drink? Where'd I put it...

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 21:27

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

~~Studying~~ Drinking hard and hoping to ~~pass~~ trash.

# ? Jul 16, 2020 22:24

Manifisto

I have cracked open the watermelon wheat I bought today ("Hell or High Watermelon Wheat" from 21st Amendment brewery), raising my glass in a toast to Doctor Dogballs' birthday

it's light, refreshing, very summery. the watermelon flavor is mostly in the aftertaste, it shines through for just a moment, not particularly sweet but distinctive.

ty heather papps and luvcow

# ? Jul 16, 2020 22:31

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

just cracked a cold one. my dog looks v jealous

prepuce repurposed fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jul 16, 2020

# ? Jul 16, 2020 22:45

Goons Are Great: Well yeah, but honestly..

German beer over here, very beer, probably German, definitely trashed

https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

# ? Jul 16, 2020 22:46

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

Goons Are Great posted:

German beer over here, very beer, probably German, definitely trashed

exotic! post ur brau

# ? Jul 16, 2020 22:50

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

that little shelf is for making toilet wine. not widely known

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 22:54

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

Manifisto posted:

I have cracked open the watermelon wheat I bought today ("Hell or High Watermelon Wheat" from 21st Amendment brewery), raising my glass in a toast to Doctor Dogballs' birthday

it's light, refreshing, very summery. the watermelon flavor is mostly in the aftertaste, it shines through for just a moment, not particularly sweet but distinctive.

craft beer flex acknowledged

would slurp

# ? Jul 16, 2020 22:59

Goons Are Great: Well yeah, but honestly..

prepuce repurposed posted:

exotic! post ur brau

https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

# ? Jul 16, 2020 23:34

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

the guy on the label looks highly trustworthy. I appreciate that lil touch

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 23:38

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

what current medicines will evolve into recreational confections? fascinating to consider

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# ? Jul 16, 2020 23:44

Manifisto

oh but seriously I posted:

what current medicines will evolve into recreational confections? fascinating to consider

tonic water is already quinine water, we will surely have chloroquine water soon

ty heather papps and luvcow

# ? Jul 16, 2020 23:47

prepuce repurposed: felt cute, might delete later

Viagra laffy taffy for starters

# ? Jul 16, 2020 23:50

Ass-penny

Pahilla the Hun posted:

yeah also if people want to make some art to represent their trashedness, i think that would be splendid--i know i have seen some nice looking things out there

Funny you mention it. Here's a print I made in my undergraduate studies, probably around 2008. I was a very drunk student.

Sorry for the shadow I'm casting, couldn't quite figure out a better way to take this.

Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
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# ? Jul 16, 2020 23:58

Ass-penny

Manifisto posted:

I have cracked open the watermelon wheat I bought today ("Hell or High Watermelon Wheat" from 21st Amendment brewery), raising my glass in a toast to Doctor Dogballs' birthday

it's light, refreshing, very summery. the watermelon flavor is mostly in the aftertaste, it shines through for just a moment, not particularly sweet but distinctive.

Can confirm this is a very refreshing summer beer.

Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jul 16, 2020 23:59

Prof. Crocodile

Found some candied cherries in the back on the fridge so I Made a Manhattan tonight. Will I be trashed? Possibly. Will I be classy? You goddam right I will!

Tried to make this shot as artsy as I could, but IDK