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Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
donuts are cool and all, I guess, if you're like a baby man or something, with tiny little baby hands and a mushy brain, that cannot comprehend the transcendent glory of the bagel

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Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
I had to google Hipster Donuts to see if it was actually a thing, and I found what I assume to be a hipster donut shop that is putting Tang on donuts, and thats just not right.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I might have to rethink my policy of never leaving the house if it's a common occurrence to receive free food

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Phlegmish posted:

I might have to rethink my policy of never leaving the house if it's a common occurrence to receive free food

I didn't mention this in the OP but this is the SECOND TIME I have scored free donuts from this shoppe. Each time from a different person. I must just have one of those faces I guess.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Did they say something like 'you look like you're hungry ya big fatso' while handing it over, if so I might have bad news

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

I didn't mention this in the OP but this is the SECOND TIME I have scored free donuts from this shoppe. Each time from a different person. I must just have one of those faces I guess.

"Just take this and go" is a face, I guess.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



longtimelurker posted:

I want donut porn for my kitchen so bad! It really is awesome art.

I’ll keep you posted 😃

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Big Beef City posted:

"Just take this and go" is a face, I guess.

I find I get this a lot now that I wear a ski mask everywhere I go.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Literally A Person posted:

I find I get this a lot now that I wear a ski mask everywhere I go.

One Weird Trick

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

Big Beef City posted:

please hang this on your wall and think of me



If I wasn't work from home I would abuse the plotter and put it on mylar! I really should buy a printer but...nope!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
doNUT go in there :grin:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Chinatown posted:

doNUT go in there :grin:

https://imgur.com/gallery/d46JMv4

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


..hehe..wow *tugs at collar*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lol

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


thinkin bout your donuts today, feeling really sad I don't also have donuts :(

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Crusty Nutsack posted:

thinkin bout your donuts today, feeling really sad I don't also have donuts :(

Girl, you go get you some dounts!

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Literally A Person posted:

Girl, you go get you some dounts!

I don't think going out just for donuts is smart for me right now. but I'm going grocery shopping later this week so maybe I'll get some then :unsmith:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Can you really trust free donuts? I mean donuts are worth like what, $10 each on the street? I’d wager if they’re just giving em away there’s gotta be something wrong with em.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

What is this?
1995?
10 loving dollars for a donut lol get real

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

What is this?
1995?
10 loving dollars for a donut lol get real

Hey man, I don’t know. I got off the sauce back in ‘00. Man, the things I did for a munchkin back in the day.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Can you really trust free donuts? I mean donuts are worth like what, $10 each on the street? I’d wager if they’re just giving em away there’s gotta be something wrong with em.

I mean, they are cut with baking soda...

:shrug:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



longtimelurker posted:

I want donut porn for my kitchen so bad! It really is awesome art.

Sadly it’s not looking like there’s going to be prints for a little while, she’s busy with moving now.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Could somebody please inform me further as to what in tarnation a dang hipster donut is?

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

Snowy posted:

Sadly it’s not looking like there’s going to be prints for a little while, she’s busy with moving now.

/patiently waits

Buff donut cat will have to fill the void for now

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i'm actually slightly angry that you thought i might give a poo poo about this, op.

it indicates an extremely valuation of my time, which i find disrespectful.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Weka posted:

Could somebody please inform me further as to what in tarnation a dang hipster donut is?

An extremely sweet donut covered in stupid toppings that cost $8 for a single donut. :boom:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Literally A Person posted:

An extremely sweet donut covered in stupid toppings that cost $8 for a single donut. :boom:

epic bacon pieces are a MUST

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

TheAardvark posted:

epic bacon pieces are a MUST

Oh yes, the toppings HAVE to be epic.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Literally A Person posted:

Oh yes, the toppings HAVE to be epic.

oh my GOD BRO, this one has lucky charms marshmallows on it!!!! this donut shop is WILD!!!! :blastu:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Chinatown posted:

oh my GOD BRO, this one has lucky charms marshmallows on it!!!! these dudes are WILD!!!! :D

Can't control these donut artisans. Floating high on the ethereal oneness of the ideal type donut.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

a woke donut for ur thotts?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Big Beef City posted:

a woke donut for ur thotts?

Is this the "penny for your thoughts" for a new generation???

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TheAardvark posted:

epic bacon pieces are a MUST

Get this...the frosting is MAPLE :aaa: That’s like a combination that can’t be beat bro

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
not donut specific, but i once got a free order of sweet n sour prawns because i was patient and polite to a harried deli counter worker.

she also gave me a sort of sad little smile and whispered thank you when she gave me the bag o food.

i like to imagine that she got a better job with a better work environment the very next day :unsmith:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I got a case of free beer from a liquor store by being nice to the cashier, friendliness goes a long way

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Get this...the frosting is MAPLE :aaa: That’s like a combination that can’t be beat bro

i got stuck with the epic maple bacon donut at work once and they hadn't candied the bacon at all, it was just some regular bacon on top of an ultra sweet maple donut. fail.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I once saw a hipster donut that had a nyquil jelly filling, which seemed like either a great or a terrible idea given how hard we were into cold season.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TheAardvark posted:

i got stuck with the epic maple bacon donut at work once and they hadn't candied the bacon at all, it was just some regular bacon on top of an ultra sweet maple donut. fail.

They should make a salt and pepper donut

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

They should make a salt and pepper donut

you mean a bagel? because they make those they're called bagels

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Oswald Kesselpot posted:

putting Tang on donuts,

That's gonna cause an infection.

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