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> You remind the horse of ants and see if it dies. The horse looks at you. "You've seen enough," it says. "I am not going to be ridden by an infidel." > 
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> You punch horse to assert dominance. You punch the horse, which seems rather surprised by the attack. "Oh, you want to play that game?" it says. >
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Jul 19, 2020 05:07
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> bop the horse on the snout and say "no! bad horsie!"
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Jul 19, 2020 05:10
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> You bop the horse on the snout and say "no! bad horsie!" You extend your hand to the horse. "Come on," you say, trying to sound as though you're used to issuing commands. "Hmmm... Okay, okay," the horse says. >
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Jul 19, 2020 05:11
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Jul 19, 2020 06:48
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> You mount horse. You put one leg on the horse, but the horse moves backwards, as though spooked. "C'mon," you say. The horse moves backwards and shakes its head. "Stop that!" you say, growing impatient. "No," the horse says. You extend your hand again, and the horse moves forward, as you hop onto the horse. >
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Jul 19, 2020 16:29
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> compete in illegal horse racing rings
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Jul 19, 2020 16:46
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>cast "dope horse"
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Jul 19, 2020 16:56
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> Search for dirtbike
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Jul 19, 2020 16:59
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> You cast dope horse. Suddenly, the horse is stoned at both the feet and the head. "Go home," you say. "Horsie doesn't want to go home," the horse says, stoned. >
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Jul 19, 2020 17:01
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nart simpson
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> You cast dope horse. > insist that the horse is now actually a deer through the doped haze
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Jul 19, 2020 17:39
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Wizards spend all of their waking hours eating or getting high so sign me up for that
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SniperWoreConverse posted:> You cast dope horse. > Teach the horse communism.
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Jul 19, 2020 17:54
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> You insist that the horse is now actually a deer through the doped haze. "Deer! ... Deer! I order you to be a deer!" "Horsie ain't a deer," the horse says. "Fine, you're a mule." > You teach the horse communism. You begin talking to the horse in the language of the Red October. >
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Jul 19, 2020 17:58
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> jam your wizard staff into the base of the horse's skull and use it like an inverted joystick to drive him around. We don't have time for any more of this horse play. The horse now speaks in a Sean Connery accent.
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Jul 19, 2020 17:59
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> You jam your wizard staff into the base of the horse's skull and use it like an inverted joystick to drive him around. You don't have time for any more of this horse play. The horse complies, albeit reluctantly. You guide the horse out of the stable and towards the exit. >
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Jul 19, 2020 18:00
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>find some people to trample
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Jul 19, 2020 18:04
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> You find some people to trample. You exit the stable, and are immediately set upon by a gang of thugs. These guys will be a piece of cake. You kick one in the face, sending him to the ground. As you do so, you notice something hanging from his wrist. It's a watch. Time to break it! You ram the watch against a brick wall, shattering it. While you were focusing on breaking the watch, one of the thugs was able to pull a knife and slash your side. >
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Jul 19, 2020 18:07
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> spill own blood onto the ground and make it grow into a demonic blood clone to kill the last thugs
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Jul 19, 2020 18:09
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> You spill own blood onto the ground and make it grow into a demonic blood clone to kill the last thugs. You go down to the ground, blood oozing out of your wound. The clones appear behind the thugs, and they scream in terror. "Come on, hop out," you say. "We have business to discuss." "Bastard!" one thug says, and jumps out of the cart. "Chop his head off!" another says. > You encounter swole, oiled up barbarian dude in loin cloth. The barbarian stands at six feet, and is a large, impressive man. His arms and legs are extremely muscled, and he wears no shirt, instead revealing a thick, luxurious chest hair. >
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Jul 19, 2020 18:13
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Universe Master posted:Encounter swole, oiled up barbarian dude in loin cloth.
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Jul 19, 2020 18:16
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Jul 19, 2020 18:17
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> You cast Bewitch Barbarian. The barbarian looks at you with interest. "I think you've had enough," he says. You extend your hand, which the barbarian shakes firmly. "I am Draven. I seek someone." >
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Jul 19, 2020 18:18
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> Introduce self and horse and blood demons
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Jul 19, 2020 18:21
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>"Draven? Hell if we find a Morgana we've got ourselves a bot lane!"
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Jul 19, 2020 18:22
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> You introduce yourself, your horse, and your blood clones. "Hello, I'm Wizard Fartus. This is Horsie, my horse, and those are Blood Clones," you say. "Clones?" Draven says. "Yeah," you say. "How many?" "Ten." "I've heard of your abilities. How long can you keep them alive?" Draven asks. >
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> You sense longing in Draven's voice, and explain the blood clones are not long term. You pull out your Galaxy S8 with cracked screen and introduce him to the Grindr app
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Jul 19, 2020 18:28
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> Cast "Mind Read" on barbarian to learn his desires.
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> You sense longing in Draven's voice, and explain the blood clones are not long term. You pull out your Galaxy S8 with cracked screen and introduce him to the Grindr app. Draven is fascinated. "I've heard of that," he says. > You cast Mind Read on barbarian to learn his desires. "I want to dominate the world," Draven says. "I can help you with that," you say. "You can?" Draven says, surprised. "I can," you confirm. >
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Jul 19, 2020 18:33
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>check quest log
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Jul 19, 2020 18:35
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Open Quests - find a magical spellbook called "the book of essence" - learn spells from the spellbook
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Jul 19, 2020 18:37
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>wash you're hands
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> You ask Draven to explain his plan in the form of a poem. "A four-line poem will do," you say. Draven closes his eyes, taking a deep breath. "The planet is my throne and the sky is my ceiling," he begins. You stare at Draven intently. "I roar up at the night and collapse under the sun," he continues. You pause, looking to see if Draven understands. "I need your help," he says. "Keep going," you say. "I jump over the trees and make tunnels through the earth," Draven says, "But my biggest foe is Man." >
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I select James, op
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>Tell Draven we will help him with his quest but in order to do so we must have the Book of Essence. >Wink at Draven.
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