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After coming face-to-face with the filthy salacious horrors of Spawn and Don Henley, I have renounced my wicked ways and joined the priesthood. As you can see below I have doffed the robes of academia and donned the robes of the clergy. Confess to your internet sins in this thread, and I will give you an appropriate BYOB penance. Chill be with you. 
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im gay and I want to suck Hitler's dick
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awkwerd paws posted:I want to suck Hitler's dick This is a sin of lust. To show that you are truly repentant, you must have a little too much to drink and read the entirety of “the dream of the mountain pebble” while sitting alone in the dark, until you are overcome by its beautiful fragility, and weep silently into your hands. Only then will you be cleansed of your foul misdeeds. |
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Jul 19, 2020 00:42
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I have never sinned I’m just spiritual
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Jul 19, 2020 01:23
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I had cybersex outside of cyberwedlock in 1995 |
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Jul 19, 2020 01:36
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nut posted:I have never sinned I’m just spiritual My child you are lost, knowing not even yourself. You must go forth unto the internet, far from civilization where only the people of clickbait dwell. Live among them and take their surveys until you know which Ninja Turtle, Thundercat, character from Friends, and Member of the Wu-Tang clan that you are. Once you know your true nature, then your journey to true spirituality can begin. Namaste. |
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Jul 19, 2020 01:37
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I had cybersex outside of cyberwedlock in 1995 This is a very grave sin indeed. To cleanse yourself in the eyes of BYOB you must post a gif of a truly gnarly skateboard trick ITT, and if it is legit gnarls, then you will certainly be forgiven. |
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Jul 19, 2020 01:38
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I use a new email address to start a new audible account for a new 30 day trial every 30 days I've listened to like 10 audiobooks for free. feels like a crime
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prepuce repurposed posted:I use a new email address to start a new audible account for a new 30 day trial every 30 days This is avarice, surely the third-least chill of all sins. You must make penance by sharing a music with those in need. If it is a straight-up banger, then there may yet be room for you on the spaceship. |
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Jul 19, 2020 02:11
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I shooed my cat away once because he wanted to be up in my lap and when I looked back up and realized I shooed my cat away just so I could watch another cat video I ran after my cat, picked him up and plopped him back into my lap. He didn’t seem to give the slightest drat |
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Jul 19, 2020 02:17
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I shooed my cat away once because he wanted to be up in my lap and when I looked back up and realized I shooed my cat away just so I could watch another cat video I ran after my cat, picked him up and plopped him back into my lap. You may try to trivialize the cruelty done to your kitteh, but in truth this sin betrays your wrathful nature. For your penance you must watch that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA video all the way through without checking your phone or reading the comments or looking away even a little, not even at that one part where that dog is bandaged and limping and missing fur. May BYOB have mercy on your posts. |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:My child you are lost, knowing not even yourself. You must go forth unto the internet, far from civilization where only the people of clickbait dwell. Live among them and take their surveys until you know which Ninja Turtle, Thundercat, character from Friends, and Member of the Wu-Tang clan that you are. Once you know your true nature, then your journey to true spirituality can begin. Namaste.    Monica You're the "executive". Managing people is your full-time job, even if you aren't paid for it. Keeping things in order and according to plan is tops in your book. You love to set up events, parties, and meals for others, as long as you're in charge and no one screws up the way you want things! You expect others to come to your level and law down the law when they don't. Just remember, not everyone works the way you do, so try to see all sides before you have a meltdown!  You got: Raekwon You're always cooking up something, whether it be a plan or a gourmet meal. You have worn many hats and experienced many things, so you have a lot to draw from when starting a new venture. Your entrepreneurial spirit is also something to be proud of, especially when it reaps mad Benjamins.
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Prof. Crocodile posted:This is a very grave sin indeed. To cleanse yourself in the eyes of BYOB you must post a gif of a truly gnarly skateboard trick ITT, and if it is legit gnarls, then you will certainly be forgiven. 
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I've been decidedly unhorny on main but I secretly wish everyone else was more horny (on main)
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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I pretended to be a seventy-two year old man playing his grandson's game in order to get some gear. |
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Jul 19, 2020 08:36
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more falafel please posted:I've been decidedly unhorny on main but I secretly wish everyone else was more horny (on main) This sin speaks of a cold and unfeeling nature. To awaken your sense of joy and togetherness, you must venture far from your homeland into this thread and wish forums poster Chewbecca a happy belated birthday. If your birthday wishes are sincere, you shall surely be forgiven. But be warned, if your birthday wishes are not genuine, BYOB shall surely strike you down or at least give you butt leprosy or something. |
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Jul 19, 2020 14:33
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Impersonating a gamer grampa is a vile sin indeed, and it tells of a cowardly and deceitful soul. For your penance you must prove your bravery by venturing into an internet video game thread of your choosing, and declaring that the Sega Dreamcast was an overrated console with no good games that deserved to fail and had no impact on the gaming world of today. You will be assailed from all sides, but do not despair for you will emerge a braver and stronger poster. |
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Jul 19, 2020 14:37
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Prof. Crocodile posted:You may try to trivialize the cruelty done to your kitteh, but in truth this sin betrays your wrathful nature. For your penance you must watch that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA video all the way through without checking your phone or reading the comments or looking away even a little, not even at that one part where that dog is bandaged and limping and missing fur. May BYOB have mercy on your posts. Brutal |
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cda posted:Brutal It was. It haunted my dreams https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Impersonating a gamer grampa is a vile sin indeed, and it tells of a cowardly and deceitful soul. For your penance you must prove your bravery by venturing into an internet video game thread of your choosing, and declaring that the Sega Dreamcast was an overrated console with no good games that deserved to fail and had no impact on the gaming world of today. You will be assailed from all sides, but do not despair for you will emerge a braver and stronger poster. Done. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3834228&pagenumber=47#lastpost |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:This sin speaks of a cold and unfeeling nature. To awaken your sense of joy and togetherness, you must venture far from your homeland into this thread and wish forums poster Chewbecca a happy belated birthday. If your birthday wishes are sincere, you shall surely be forgiven. But be warned, if your birthday wishes are not genuine, BYOB shall surely strike you down or at least give you butt leprosy or something. more falafel please posted:hope you're still having a good birthday month, you should be through at least a few hundred thou of the dick pile by now I think this is an A+ birthday wish and an A- dick joke, but we'll see what BYOB thinks. Probably best to read up on the signs of butt leprosy just in case. |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Done. Your bold Dreamcast derail was pounced upon in only 3 minutes, and will surely bring more ire as the day goes on. Enjoy your formerly-ill-gotten gear in good conscience, knowing that it has been purified by your heroic sacrifice. |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Done. 
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