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more falafel please posted:spiderman (like it's a last name, SPI-dermin)  wow this works for like every superheroKaiser Schnitzel posted:'Sup spoonerism bud. It's the hest bobby. The downside is that I find myself randomly pissed off when a series of words all start with the same letter ---------------- |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"Let's throw caution to the wolves." Delicate Stranger posted:centimeter --> sen Tim iter Lot of good material in this thread, gonna be incorporating both of those Regime --> redjimay ---------------- |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:library, or as I like to call it, truthberry I would have gasped then given a standing ovation ---------------- |
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Hwat, hwen, hwere, hwy And then just botching irregular verbs. Go, goes, goed Pahilla the Hun posted:i say “wooter” instead of “water” even though i have only been to Baltimore twice Warsh Warshington ---------------- |
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Chewbecca posted:What do you mean pacifically? Can you be more pacific? More specificker ---------------- |
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Pencil --> Pinkle I also pronounce "sorry" like a Canadian because it's so ridiculous ---------------- |
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Cabernet pronounced as it is spelled Sauvignon blanc pronounced as it is spelled Champagne pronounced as it is spelled And also calling aftertaste "afterbirth" ---------------- |
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I'm an assistant to a real estate agent so I have some for real estate terms. You know the old Beggin' Strips commercial where it's POV of the dog and he's like "Bacon bacon, I want bacon - it's BAAACOOOON". Whenever a house is vacant I'm like "VACANT. VACANT. I WANT VACANT. It's VACAAAAAANT!" Escrow --> Ee scrauw The MLS where I work is RMLS which I pronounce urmuls. ---------------- |
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deep dish peat moss posted:I have a cat named Millie and when she's lying around all stoic-like I will adopt a donald duck voice and sing the words "Her name is Millie, Millie, King of the Sea" I refer to cats as cat-based lifeforms ---------------- |
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Just placed an order at Wendy's for 10-piece nicken chuggets with money hustard
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