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GO AWAY LOWTAX	139	0.14%
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GOKU AWAY LOWTAX	100354	99.79%
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pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Lowtax posted:

posting in a Lowtax thread

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:16

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:18

zer0spunk: Nov 6, 2000; devil never even lived

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# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:17

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

zer0spunk posted:

what ?

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:21

Amp: Sep 10, 2010

taxman you ever have your rear end eaten

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:22

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:25

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

another day of lowtax being a fuckman

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:26

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Stroop There It Is posted:

ok what do YOU think would be the funniest outcome then

i kinda don't tbh. it's not really a situation that will have a funny outcome.

but if pressed, i would say it would be pretty amusing if, were it to turn out this entire thing was somehow faked by absolutely everyone involved working in concert (that bit would be a bit horrible tbh), someone then had a meltdown in QCS about the fact that a bunch of goons donated to RAINN for no reason

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:45

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I'm hoping Lauren comes back to depose her father and rule wisely and fairly forever.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:48

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I know I said mean things about his facial hair, but I take it all back now that I see that a freshly shorn Lowtax face looks like something Richard Dreyfuss made out of mashed potatoes.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:48

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

The best outcome would be Rich's spine winning legal emancipation and going on to have a rich and rewarding relationship with Lowtax's kids.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:52

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:57

Crime on a Dime: Nov 28, 2006

Trust Lucavi

# ? Jul 30, 2020 16:58

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

Crime on a Dime posted:

Trust Lucavi

been sayin this

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# ? Jul 30, 2020 17:08

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Crime on a Dime posted:

Trust Lucavi

I used to not but now I do :hai:

# ? Jul 30, 2020 17:19

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I think Lowtax opened FYAD for Jeffrey and that was an extremely clever business move on Jeffrey's part. He's selling, they shook hands, nbd.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 17:26

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Spinz posted:

I think Lowtax opened FYAD for Jeffrey and that was an extremely clever business move on Jeffrey's part. He's selling, they shook hands, nbd.

shaking hands in 2020 :eek:

# ? Jul 30, 2020 17:28

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

In case this one wasn�t clear...

# ? Jul 30, 2020 17:49

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

can't wait for this comedy site to be bought out by morally upright PR-conscious digital media pros

# ? Jul 30, 2020 17:50

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

The forums being saved by bitcoin money is already funny. I guess in 20 years we�ll find out lowtax finally achieved inner peace in a furry commune because he thinks he�s a honey badger when he was really a koala or some poo poo.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 17:54

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

yook posted:

The forums being saved by bitcoin money is already funny. I guess in 20 years we�ll find out lowtax finally achieved inner peace in a furry commune because he thinks he�s a honey badger when he was really a koala or some poo poo.

he's actually a 3 toed sloth

# ? Jul 30, 2020 17:56

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

quote:

Uwe Boll once offered $10,000 to a zoo-keeper to open a cage, so that he could �smash� a three-toed sloth in the face. ... And he saw a sloth being a bully. Therefore, he offered the zoo-keeper a hefty sum to open the cage so that he could go in and teach the sloth a lesson.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:00

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

shadow puppet of a posted:

Logical & understandable anger? This guy has clearly eaten a few too many kiwis if you know what I mean. Hepped up on the fuzzy froots.

Anyone remember that goon who liked to eat kiwis with the skin on and pretend they were a galactic warlord feasting on the gonads of their defeated enemies?

Anyway I eat em with the skin on now but not because of that but because it's actually super good

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:03

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

You shave them first, right? You don�t just eat the fuzz?

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:05

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

delicately shaving my kiwi as if they were my own balls

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:06

Sodomeow: Sep 26, 2015

Spinz posted:

I think Lowtax opened FYAD for Jeffrey and that was an extremely clever business move on Jeffrey's part. He's selling, they shook hands, nbd.

if by clever you mean sneaky

Just more of the same from the SA moderation team

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:08

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

taxman you ever have your rear end eaten

u evr let one dem ladies tongue your fartbox fore u start smacken em round?

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:08

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

No eat the fuzz. It tastes like nothing but the best part is the inner side of the skin that you can't get without eating the fuzz. Plus gnashing the fibrous skin is more enjoyable than you'd think.

peeled kiwi is insanely bland compared to whole kiwi, and there's no real good way to eliminate the fuzz.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:09

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

^^^

You know you don�t remember things right when you drink. I told you, you wanted to tongue-punch my poo poo-chute

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:11

thotsky: Jun 7, 2005; hot to trot

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Anyone remember that goon who liked to eat kiwis with the skin on and pretend they were a galactic warlord feasting on the gonads of their defeated enemies?

Anyway I eat em with the skin on now but not because of that but because it's actually super good

Yeah, I love skin on kiwi, but now I have this awesome mental image to go with it, thanks!

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:12

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

https://i.imgur.com/VAGjJZy.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:15

Strumpie: Dec 9, 2012

got me again.

you always were a kidder Comfy Fleece Sweater.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:16

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:18

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Now I want to eat a kiwi but I can't even remember the last time I saw any at a supermarket :smith:

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:21

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

You guys ever had kiwi berries? They're like grape size kiwi without the fuzz and are awesome. They usually only sell them around here in the summer.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:24

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

Propaganda Machine posted:

Now I want to eat a kiwi but I can't even remember the last time I saw any at a supermarket

I guess most places were selling tarantula asses and calling them kiwis

it was a whole thing :shrug:

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:24

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

I�m not sure why eating a kiwi without slicing it seems weird to me. It doesn�t even really have any major seeds, you could whole-rear end swallow that thing like a snake eating an egg.

Meanwhile motherfuckers are out there biting into onions like they�re an apple.

# ? Jul 30, 2020 18:30