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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
We made it so the word "vagina" started with a "p" and the word "penis" started with a "v"??? Like, "pagina" and "venis"?????

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Pagina is good but venis sounds too much like venus. Pebis and bagina (buh-gina) are my suggestions

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
Crup on my venis

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Inverted Icon posted:

Crup on my venis

The potential for venis is high, yes.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Supp my kagina

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

Supp my kagina

Oh wow. This is a breakthrough. I'm gonna get the folks in R&D to start workshopping this immediately.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
yes

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Venis is BAD

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I KNEW IT!!!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Men are From Venis, Women are from Pagina.


Idk, I think it hangs together.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


New Venis is the capitol of Venus you know.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Sure why not op. It's a Christian nation after all.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
It would be good for a while but we'd ruin it eventually

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think the penis should come out of the middle of the chest and girls have vaginas behind their ears and they pee out both boobs at the same time and the dude pees out of his thumbs. :smug:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Icochet posted:

It would be good for a while but we'd ruin it eventually

Like everything else. So ephemeral. So fragile. Like an ice sculpture of Dale Earnhardt. Beautiful but inpermanent.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Val Venis's Pal Penis

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
So what do we call her?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


what if you peed out of your rear end and poo poo our your dick? seriously.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

what if you peed out of your rear end and poo poo our your dick? seriously.

Thin / very long

Waterfall

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Agent Escalus posted:

So what do we call her?



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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


pixaal posted:

Thin / very long

Waterfall

like smashing crayons in a hydraulic press hmm interesting. I will ask my surgeon friends about this. maybe there could be a way to do both out of one hole. I never even thought of the possibility of freeing up one of my precious holes until now ty for this exciting brain storm

Skrode
May 9, 2018

venis linetrap

e: my grrrrethra goes rawr :3 :3

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

like smashing crayons in a hydraulic press hmm interesting. I will ask my surgeon friends about this. maybe there could be a way to do both out of one hole. I never even thought of the possibility of freeing up one of my precious holes until now ty for this exciting brain storm

This called a cloaca,

and there are medical conditions that cause them in humans. Elective cloaca surgery, to obtain instead of rid ones self of it.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Thread saved. Dimetrodon :love:

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Dyslexic heroin addicts are in for a shock.
Pagination settings menu suddenly hilarious.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

make it Menis and Wagina, then it's easy to remember which is which

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



r u ready to WALK posted:

make it Menis and Wagina, then it's easy to remember which is which


I think you mean Wenis and Mangina

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
my Spanish teacher was a funny guy and translated this girl's name Page to Spanish in his class, so she was Página. Then we started calling her Pagina like the OP meant which was even funnier lmao

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
vrenis and pragina

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

feelix posted:

my Spanish teacher was a funny guy and translated this girl's name Page to Spanish in his class, so she was Página. Then we started calling her Pagina like the OP meant which was even funnier lmao

Did it bring your class together in a spirit of camaraderie? That's what I'm going for here.

Cherube Goldberg
Nov 15, 2014
Hell yeah OP

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
LAP, as always your insight and wisdom plows the very depths of the sea of knowledge and we are all humbled by your intellect.

What would we call butts though?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

nullEntityRNG posted:

LAP, as always your insight and wisdom plows the very depths of the sea of knowledge and we are all humbled by your intellect.

What would we call butts though?

"hutts" and we'd call heads "beads" (pronounced 'beds')

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


No, OP.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

what if you peed out of your rear end and poo poo our your dick? seriously.

:thunk: well, if you think about it, it would take a really long time to poop. Like imagine a soft serve ice cream machine, but the nozzle is super small, so it’s like 20 minutes for a medium waffle cone. On the other hand, pissing out your rear end would mean you could power blast a urinal, like hit flush and then turn around and let er rip. So you really have to think about nature and modern practicality. My point is, chicks hardly ever use their nips, so why not route the tubing to some dece dece nozzles? Then we can give the urinals to the chicks and the dudes can just thumb one off in a empty beer can or a planter box or some poo poo.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here



FUCKIN' WHICH ONE IS IT!!!??? <:mad:>

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Wrong thread.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Grevling posted:

Thread saved. Dimetrodon :love:

the dimetrodon comes to bury threads not save them

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