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Plant MONSTER. posted:my plan is working good.... good... perfect username/thread/post combo
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to beat these invasive species we need to find even more invasive alien species
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Plant MONSTER. posted:my plan is working good.... good... oh ffuck
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Jul 29, 2020 18:14
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https://i.imgur.com/K1xaULV.mp4
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Milo and POTUS posted:wheres that at Its the place further deep in the goat man
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Jul 29, 2020 18:25
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500excf type r posted:Lol washing your hands and releasing spores christ almighty you suck
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Jul 29, 2020 18:33
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It's one thing to go hey don't plant random seeds from across the world because of ecological issues but double bagging them, decontaminating, and contacting authorities for retrieval is a bit much, so sure I suck but at least I'm not a succboi
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Jul 29, 2020 18:36
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Maybe that deer just likes spicy food. It’s like how some people who have dogs that eat poop will dump hot sauce on the poop to discourage the dog from eating it but then the dog finds the spicy poop delicious and eats each and every poop she can just hoping that one day she’ll discover another flavor blasted dook.
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Jul 29, 2020 18:37
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one of my dogs LOVES hot sauce. LOVES it. Spicier the better. The other one is like "oh no thank you please no hot sauce too spicy" but the old coot could guest star on Hot Ones and not even reach for the pitcher, I swear.
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Jul 29, 2020 18:45
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hey yall im here to talk about uhhhh global pedorings, 'chinnaman', and bioweapons in the plant thread hope you got your lecture notes ready.
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Jul 29, 2020 18:53
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Will the conical hats be on the midterm
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Jul 29, 2020 19:04
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Big Beef City posted:one of my dogs LOVES hot sauce. LOVES it. Spicier the better. The other one is like "oh no thank you please no hot sauce too spicy" but the old coot could guest star on Hot Ones and not even reach for the pitcher, I swear. Same but the one that likes it also has a sensitive tummy and will absolutely blow up the yard with spicy diarrhea if she were to have too much. She’s a good girl though and sometimes I’ll give her a li’l scoop of plain scrambled eggs with just a drop or two of Cholula.
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Jul 29, 2020 19:10
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Plant MONSTER. posted:my plan is working good.... good... 
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Jul 29, 2020 19:12
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Jokes on china.i planted the seeds and they died cause I dont know how to garden Idiots
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Jul 29, 2020 19:55
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Wow! Lots of replies. I was at work all day but I’m reading them all here shortly! It grew to about 2 times what it was since yesterday?
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AOCs Pink Pearl posted:Wow! Lots of replies. I was at work all day but I’m reading them all here shortly! If it starts calling you Seymour you will want to remove it post-haste. I have had such a plant before and I dearly miss all the people it ate before I caught on to it.
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Jul 29, 2020 20:29
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thas a scary story
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Jul 29, 2020 20:30
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It's actually very easy to water plants with your blood!
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Jul 29, 2020 20:36
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Lay down in the plant and see if it grows over you and drags you down into its underground plant kingdom I hear that's pretty sweet
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Jul 29, 2020 20:36
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Did you know Tumbleweed is not endemic to the USA, it is feral. It's Russian. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_tragus
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Jul 29, 2020 20:50
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Telebite posted:Did you know K. tragus in tumbleweed mode is an extremely high quality description.
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Jul 29, 2020 20:52
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Sex Skeleton posted:If it starts calling you Seymour you will want to remove it post-haste. I have had such a plant before and I dearly miss all the people it ate before I caught on to it. You mean beetles.... lots... and, lots... of Beatles.
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Telebite posted:Did you know I like how Westerns always have a single tumbleweed drift past the screen before a gunfight, when in reality it's a herd of 100,000 tumbleweeds trampling in and clogging up main street.
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The Human Crouton posted:I like how Westerns always have a single tumbleweed drift past the screen before a gunfight, when in reality it's a herd of 100,000 tumbleweeds trampling in and clogging up main street. Not to mention jackrabbits
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"All 50 states have issued warnings about the packages some of which contain flowering plants like morning glory, hibiscus and roses, according to Osama El-Lissy, with the Plant Protection program of USDA's Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service. El-Lissy said other packages contain vegetables like cabbage and herbs including mint, sage, rosemary, and lavender. " Pretty scary bioweapon y'all are afraid of, wouldn't want to end up planting rosemary my god
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Aug 1, 2020 12:44
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500excf type r posted:"All 50 states have issued warnings about the packages some of which contain flowering plants like morning glory, hibiscus and roses, according to Osama El-Lissy, with the Plant Protection program of USDA's Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service. El-Lissy said other packages contain vegetables like cabbage and herbs including mint, sage, rosemary, and lavender. " What would you have people do?
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Aug 1, 2020 13:51
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500excf type r posted:Lol @ all the goons afraid of plants and/or china You could try Japanese Knotweed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynoutria_japonica The council treats the soil like its radio active when they remove it.
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Aug 1, 2020 14:32
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Big Beef City posted:What would you have people do? It would be nice to not freak out over anything and everything china related, because our government is in the middle of trying to rile poo poo up with china and feeding into their bullshit is only going to make poo poo worse Now that the species are checking out to be normal, the narrative is switching to the seeds might covered in poison so be scared of that
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Aug 1, 2020 15:22
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AOCs Pink Pearl posted:It grew to about 2 times what it was since yesterday? 
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500excf type r posted:It would be nice to not freak out over anything and everything china related, because our government is in the middle of trying to rile poo poo up with china and feeding into their bullshit is only going to make poo poo worse Aren't you the same dude that gets super incredulous when people don't buy into your own personal conspiracy theories that are like, totally real and serious, but you're mad that people are being all "Maybe hold up a sec" about using unknown seeds they never asked for arriving randomly?
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Aug 1, 2020 16:14
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stick the seeds up your bum to pre-fertilize so they grow better and stronger
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Aug 1, 2020 16:16
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Big Beef City posted:Aren't you the same dude that gets super incredulous when people don't buy into your own personal conspiracy theories that are like, totally real and serious, but you're mad that people are being all "Maybe hold up a sec" about using unknown seeds they never asked for arriving randomly? It's not personal conspiracy theories no, it's pretty well established as real and factual and yeah it's pretty hard to understand why people would disbelieve things that have been proven true. The only reason to deny global pedo rings at this point is if you're involved in one. As far as the seeds are concerned, when the same government that didnt/doesn't believe in the current worldwide pandemic is trying to get you charged up over seeds, it seems pretty silly to blindly eat it up and not even question it. Then as it turns out, it's not some biological super weapon. Now they just shift the narrative to be about how the seeds are totally covered in poison probably but there's no evidence. Out of all these seeds they have tested and identified, there has been nothing showing any dangerous chemicals. So yeah, if you are freaking out about random seeds and don't believe in proven global sex trafficking then I think your brain is broken (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 1, 2020 20:02
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weird i almost thought i heard a dog whistle but then it turned into a giant fart sound p.s. nobody here is saying "if seeds are true then sex is false!" stop being such a weirdo
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Aug 1, 2020 20:10
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GolfHole posted:weird i almost thought i heard a dog whistle but then it turned into a giant fart sound Some of the very posters itt have said as much Also what dog whistle are you talking about
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Aug 1, 2020 21:11
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China made me plant begonia seeds but the flowers have messed up the color schema of my planting. This is the sixth time and another point for China. >: (
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Aug 1, 2020 22:29
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lol its ecologically a bad idea to plant mystery seeds from overseas its not some anti-china campaign. Seeds for planting are often coated in fungicide etc. so they're just warning people not to eat them for some reason.
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Aug 1, 2020 23:18
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also discourages people from processing morning glory seeds.
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Aug 1, 2020 23:22
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500excf type r posted:Some of the very posters itt have said as much nobody has said this and the fact that your brain is so tremendously addled that you can’t seem to discuss anything without going “BUT ALSO GLOBAL PEDOPHILIA” says an awful lot about you, lmao
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food court bailiff posted:nobody has said this and the fact that your brain is so tremendously addled that you can’t seem to discuss anything without going “BUT ALSO GLOBAL PEDOPHILIA” says an awful lot about you, lmao I didn't say it was in this thread, only those same posters in this thread have posted those sentiments previously
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500excf type r posted:I didn't say it was in this thread, only those same posters in this thread have posted those sentiments previously you suck and I hope you get your idiot brain fixed
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