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Quarantine may keep us inside, but we are not unheard by the Gods... Bet, Vote, Pray: Blaseball https://twitter.com/jstsgs/status/1287472605537218563 Come watch with us at blaseball.com. The commissioner is doing a great job. Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jul 31, 2020 |
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Get (mostly) caught up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diAHuUV2Meg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJlOsKHlnk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn7Jz7tSlls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skpHXzM3Pzc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NgdpzVbvrM Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Nov 4, 2022 |
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Teams: Past Season Champs: '01 - Philly Pies '02 - Philly Pies '03 - Hades Tigers '04 - Hades Tigers '05 - Chicago Firefighters '06 - Baltimore Crabs '07 - [M/W]exico City [W/M]ild Wings '08 - Baltimore Crabs '09 - Charleston Shoe Thieves '10 - Baltimore Crabs '11 - Hellmouth Sunbeams '12 - Hades Tigers Current Season: '13 Blaseball Bulletin Board posted:Out of the Breach! Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 11, 2021 |
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This week's votes: Peanuts & Evolve all the way! 
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I picked Shoe Thieves for favorite team but I have a lot of regrets on not picking Millenials Update- I love the Shoe Thieves and never had any doubts ever Cool Post Beg fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Aug 2, 2020 |
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I've "watched" three Fridays games and they won em all.  Looks like Hawaii's roster kinda sucks this season but I've got a feeling we'll turn it around soon.
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I'm glad I chose the Baltimore Crabs. Polkadot Patterson is the best pitcher in the league and brought home a 20-inning nail-biter against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands yesterday. I will grieve him when he is inevitably incinerated
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The commissioner is doing a great job.
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Season 2 Playoffs are tomorrow, beginning 6AM PST (1PM UTC). https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1289383470632800262?s=19 Also, if you're not in the official Discord screaming "SHAME" at
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https://twitter.com/ThePatanoiac/status/1289705002701713408
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Season 2 champs: The two-time champions, the Philly Pies https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1289719375516205056?s=19 ----- The blaseball gods rest today. Season 3 begins tomorrow: https://twitter.com/machiavelli_man/status/1290007621399769088?s=19 Alehkhs fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Aug 3, 2020 |
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Tough election for the Baltimore Crabs, lost PDP and got nothing back for it. I bought 10 peanuts.
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do peanuts do anything? and what's up with all the peanut fraud today?
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bawfuls posted:do peanuts do anything? and what's up with all the peanut fraud today? Peanuts! It was a bit of a kerfuffle today, but the stage was set back at the end of Season 1. Participants voted to "open the Forbidden Book": https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1287463776896180225 The effects of the Forbidden Book are still being felt today, and indeed are seemingly growing worse - if only due to our hubris. At the end of Season 2, Participants voted to enact the decree known as "Peanuts", which added the ability to purchase and eat peanuts (a squirrel can be purchased to help you eat peanuts twice as fast). Peanuts also rained from the skies during games, and multiple players have had allergic reactions. Initially the price of peanuts in the store fluctuated - including occasionally being able to sell back peanuts - leading some to believe that the peanuts were some system akin to stocks. The market has apparently settled at one coin to one peanut. Taking inspiration from the texts of the Book another theory surrounding the peanuts is that the participants may atone for reading the Forbidden Book by collectively purchasing and eating 1,000,000 peanuts. A group of Participants that have been deeply digging behind the scenes even found two potential results of peanut collection and consumption. That brings us to today, when it was brought to light that some Participants were taking advantage of some weaknesses in the system and had managed to give themselves nigh-infinite amounts of coins and using it to purchase everything including votes and peanuts. Almost immediately, the first "Peanut Fraud" shutdown occured, while the loophole was addressed. Almost immediately after Blaseball resumed (in the middle of day 4 gameplay in fact!) the second Peanut Fraud shutdown began, after it appeared that a few Participants were still manipulating themselves into millionaires and/or peanutillionaires. https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1290394609957220352 When Blaseball returned, the situation had... evolved. We were greeted with simply the word BLASPHEMY and then allowed to watch a few games after which several player incinerations occured. Peanuts still fall from the sky (now occasionally absent in the presence of overwhelming flocks of sinister birds), but now they are only available in the store in a bulk order of 1,000,000 peanuts for 1,000,000 coins - removing the ability to atone slowly over time. We - one of us - will now need to save up for, purchase, and eat all 1,000,000 peanuts at once. We are lost on the immaterial plane of Blaseball. https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1290483168013770753 ----- TL;DR
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sounds like propaganda intended to keep us from eating the rich
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bawfuls posted:sounds like propaganda intended to keep us from eating the rich Ah, that brings me to the upcoming elections to be held this Sunday! Decrees:  Blessings: 
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Go Crabs
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I imagine that the peanuts are like the creamed corn in Twin Peaks, a physical manifestation of the pain and sorrow of blaseball that we all crave.
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Go Garages #parkem Blaseball is certainly having a better couple of weeks than real baseball.
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That Steaks overtime grandslam today was the highlight of my day.
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I am now participating in the cultural event of blaseball
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Please give the Garages any extra thumbs you may find lying around. We need more thumbs.
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The existence of the Garages has yet to be proved by science. Give your thumbs to the Hellmouth instead, it hungers.
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After a horrendous start to the season, the Fridays have battled back to nearly .500. Think they still have an outside shot to make the playoffs. Lineup looks good after York Silk got his stats maxed Rotation is less good... I think our 2nd best pitcher got incinerated? This game needs a transaction log to keep track of that stuff.
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The Pussy Boss posted:After a horrendous start to the season, the Fridays have battled back to nearly .500. Think they still have an outside shot to make the playoffs. Another of your batters ate a yummy peanut and is a powerhouse, think that's helping a lot. People are generally keeping track of roster changes on the wiki but not sure how diligent each team is.
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quote:Rogue Umpire incinerated Fridays hitter Hendricks Rangel! Replaced by Basilio Fig 
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Just upped my max to 500. Time to get rich or get incinerated trying.
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This is insane and amazing... 
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Last place, but We Are From Chicago so hopefully we'll get some nice blessings this time.
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Playoff Blaseball is some wild poo poo
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    Get your peanuts. While you can.
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Oh good, I was hoping there was a thread. (We Are From Chicago)
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rickiep00h posted:Oh good, I was hoping there was a thread. YEAH WE ARE Peanuts are currently 1k Coins for 1k Peanuts
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LANDRY VIOLENCE just got incinerated and the world is a lesser place for it (also his replacement is a 4 star player lmao)
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As if the Tigers need even more ridiculous hitters.
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I hopped from the Millennials to the Tigers before the Finals started because I liked their vibe more, but now that they won I feel I should go back to the Millennials
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