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The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

I touch my balls and then smell my balls

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:29

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nut

technically u smell ur hand

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:32

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

yeah but they smell of my balls

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:32

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

marilyn manson had a rib removed so he could smell his balls

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:42

nut

The_Rob posted:

yeah but they smell of my balls

how do u know which smell is ball and which is hand

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:45

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Sit on your hand first.

Now you're smelling YOUR balls on a STRANGER'S hand! :smuggo:

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:46

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Sit on your hand first.

Now you're smelling YOUR balls on a STRANGER'S hand!

instructions not clear, sat on my balls like mr. belvedere

# ? Jul 31, 2020 00:47

Prof. Crocodile

a brito smell he own balls, a shameful brito

# ? Jul 31, 2020 03:13

take my life... please!: We make everything you need and you need everything we make.

The_Rob posted:

I touch my balls and then smell my balls

dont go 2 far or you might get TAINT SCRAPE

this is how i failed PE

# ? Jul 31, 2020 03:36

nut

do u smell ur hand before the balls? like taring the scale so u attune itself to the change the delta smell

# ? Jul 31, 2020 03:40

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

nut posted:

do u smell ur hand before the balls? like taring the scale so u attune itself to the change the delta smell

yeah like I�m some kind of fuckin scientist? yeah right pal. I do it for the art of it.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 03:44

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

which hand? this is important because you are either performing a Right Hand Sandy or a South Paw Scraw and, while you sir are no scientist, our archivists need to know.

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 31, 2020 04:35

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

OP may I smell your hand so I can know the smell too, thanks very much

# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:39

vanisher

do you dip your hand in a complimentary smell so you get a beautiful harmony of smells

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:50

vanisher

shower same day ball smell: 2 stars, no bouquet, almost like smelling your arm
that evening ball smell: 3 stars, beginning to open up, almost crisp
next morning ball smell: 3.5 stars, crispness has blossomed and grown, additional layers developing
that evening ball smell: 4 stars, subtle hues of tart or spice now present
next morning ball smell: 5 stars, full bouquet has now arrived, ball smell can be enjoyed. Shower is urgently necessary

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 05:56

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

vanisher posted:

shower same day ball smell: 2 stars, no bouquet, almost like smelling your arm
that evening ball smell: 3 stars, beginning to open up, almost crisp
next morning ball smell: 3.5 stars, crispness has blossomed and grown, additional layers developing
that evening ball smell: 4 stars, subtle hues of tart or spice now present
next morning ball smell: 5 stars, full bouquet has now arrived, ball smell can be enjoyed. Shower is urgently necessary

this person here is a drat artist.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 07:02

Goons Are Gifts

vanisher posted:

shower same day ball smell: 2 stars, no bouquet, almost like smelling your arm
that evening ball smell: 3 stars, beginning to open up, almost crisp
next morning ball smell: 3.5 stars, crispness has blossomed and grown, additional layers developing
that evening ball smell: 4 stars, subtle hues of tart or spice now present
next morning ball smell: 5 stars, full bouquet has now arrived, ball smell can be enjoyed. Shower is urgently necessary

# ? Jul 31, 2020 10:08

Finger Prince

Mmm Downy.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 12:31

STING 64

the_rob

# ? Jul 31, 2020 13:00

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

byob is the only place this thread would be allowed to survive, lmao

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:50

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

shower same day ball smell: 2 stars, no bouquet, almost like smelling your arm
that evening ball smell: 3 stars, beginning to open up, almost crisp
next morning ball smell: 3.5 stars, crispness has blossomed and grown, additional layers developing
that evening ball smell: 4 stars, subtle hues of tart or spice now present
next morning ball smell: 5 stars, full bouquet has now arrived, ball smell can be enjoyed. Shower is urgently necessary

# ? Jul 31, 2020 14:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

vanisher posted:

shower same day ball smell: 2 stars, no bouquet, almost like smelling your arm
that evening ball smell: 3 stars, beginning to open up, almost crisp
next morning ball smell: 3.5 stars, crispness has blossomed and grown, additional layers developing
that evening ball smell: 4 stars, subtle hues of tart or spice now present
next morning ball smell: 5 stars, full bouquet has now arrived, ball smell can be enjoyed. Shower is urgently necessary

lmao

that summer ball smell we all know and love. peel ur sack off ur thigh and get high on ur own supply byob style :coolfish:

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 15:02

FutonForensic

there's a new craze sweeping the nation and it just might be putting your community in danger. teens are shoving their hands down their pants and smelling it to get high. it's called nut huffing, and this reporter is going undercover at a local middle school to learn all about it

# ? Jul 31, 2020 15:44

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

I showered today and my balls smell different now. not bad but different. not sure how I feel.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

The_Rob posted:

I showered today and my balls smell different now. not bad but different. not sure how I feel.

time to work up a new batch. if it's not hot enough outside then start with meat sweats :eng101:

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Who the gently caress wears pants?

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:23

Honky Mao

Eau de Balls by Spindledick

# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:39

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

blaise rascal posted:

byob is the only place this thread would be allowed to survive, lmao

The Yob is a wonderful place filled with magic and adventure!

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 16:42

Joey McChrist

vanisher posted:

shower same day ball smell: 2 stars, no bouquet, almost like smelling your arm
that evening ball smell: 3 stars, beginning to open up, almost crisp
next morning ball smell: 3.5 stars, crispness has blossomed and grown, additional layers developing
that evening ball smell: 4 stars, subtle hues of tart or spice now present
next morning ball smell: 5 stars, full bouquet has now arrived, ball smell can be enjoyed. Shower is urgently necessary

# ? Jul 31, 2020 17:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i call my one pair of summer undies my musk husk

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# ? Jul 31, 2020 20:25

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Postin in a The_Rob thread, resistin the temptation

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:40

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Evil Bob posted:

Postin in a The_Rob thread, resistin the temptation

no need to resist brother there�s enough posts for everyone.

# ? Jul 31, 2020 23:51

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

stickin my hand down my pants, smellin my hand

smells like weed

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:12

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

It's the motherflipping The_Rob, how you doing pal?

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:23

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Chewbecca posted:

It's the motherflipping The_Rob, how you doing pal?

I�m doing flippin great!!!! just takin in some aromas

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:24

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Smelling my hand isn't really my bag, but I'm glad you're keeping well buddy

# ? Aug 1, 2020 00:27

FutonForensic

would it be more hosed up if you saw someone sniff their hand THEN put it down their pants

# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

would it be more hosed up if you saw someone sniff their hand THEN put it down their pants

yes lol

# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a prepared hand smeller always gets a before whiff then goes in for the afterwhiff. it helps the nose subtract the familiar handsmell from the equation for the sake of balls purity

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# ? Aug 1, 2020 02:31

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