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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Restricted hours so no opportunities

thanks covid

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Elentor posted:

Secretly write about my depression.

stop stealing my erotica writing process

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Tie off that ladder, idiot!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
kill animals, sell meat

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I am a meat popsicle

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
ordering, grant writing, experiments, fml

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Oh this? Heh, another test.

Monstaland
Sep 23, 2003

Forcing you to pay taxes.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i dont even know anymore

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Design, manufacture, test and repeat

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Programming skills suddenly in demand.
COBOL / mainframe software engineer.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




smoking to get a break

DrThief
Jan 6, 2001

Poke eyeballs with sharp instruments

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

DrThief posted:

Poke eyeballs with sharp instruments

Do you get to drill metal bits out of eyeballs often?




For my volunteer stuff:
Bitch about lovely ambulance conversions

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
do nothing, paid a lot

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Put dead bodies in freezer.

:smith:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Astound people with excel wizardry.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Why is it blinking

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Why is it blinking

Stop asking, bleach the taint.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

use spreadsheets to bullshit people

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





play video games during work

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
build planes that kill people

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012
Persuade rich to give money

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
sourdough starter is dead again

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......



Tell nerds they are wrong

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




Survived AGDQ 2018 Awful Games block!
Grimey Drawer
Tech support for idiotic people

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
pissing on homeless in dc

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
access control systems for parking

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Musluk posted:

Oh look solidworks crashed again.

"The second time is faster."

Shouted in reply across the departement whenever someone suddenly lets out a stream of profanities.
:eng99:

AlexanderCA fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Aug 2, 2020

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
My designs deliberately cause death

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Twenty dollar rent boy

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Telling people I'm sorry, not

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
User support for six figures :smuggo:

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006
Ring Ring pay yo bills

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


"Have a nice day... Jackass."

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."
Drive, climb poles, drill holes

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Touch computer make six figgies

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Learn furriners to talk proper.

(ESL Teacher.)

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Legal drug dealer for elderly.

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Nutella
Jun 27, 2005

"And the meek shall inherit the earth"
Paying people old age money

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