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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Your job in five words or less
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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I thought of this game while trying to fall asleep right now

can you solve the mystery of what I do to make money?


Teach adults that harassment bad

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Also you put your job in here and let us guess

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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 You're an HR consultant? Or a bad actor in one of those training videos

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

 I poop in a bucket

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Lick clean dicksucking factory floor.

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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
Toilet Judge

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005

Flowers for QAnon posted:

I poop in a bucket

i thought i was the only one! ok heres mine

smoke weed and file weekly

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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



 rertad masturbator, work from home

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I fantasize about death, period.

I work with computers

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

 I turn stuff to food.

but not for 5 months.

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I deliver your loving packages.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Space Race Riot posted:

I deliver your loving packages.

How do you keep them loving so long on the way?

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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
computers: touched yet never loved

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HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

 Not sucking old men's cocks

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

 disappointing taxpayers all day

okay, fine, sometimes i have good news for people

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

disappointing taxpayers all day

okay, fine, sometimes i have good news for people

You're the cop that tells people a family member has died?

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Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Turned it off and on.

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Icochet posted:

You're the cop that tells people a family member has died?

lol, nope

guess again

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

 Serve rich assholes rich food

I dont have a job

Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Aug 1, 2020

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fat chick thriller

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Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Prevent device from killing patients.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Pushing boulder up hill again

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pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Translate documents

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Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

 research thing and suffer rejection

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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



 drawing masks on simpsons characters

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Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012
 Lift box, put box down.

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Bruegels Fuckbooks
Sep 14, 2004

Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.
Murdering people using javascript.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:

Murdering people using javascript.

Don't! that form of execution is a cruel and unusual punishment.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Sequestration futility unpublished, bad atoms

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

 Sitting on rear end at home

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

 Kill bugs

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A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

 look at plants dig holes

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yoloer420
May 19, 2006
 Computers reports nothing gets fixed

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 As little as physically possible

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

 "Document status: comprehensively hosed up"

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

 golf Twitter tv chill eat

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



 clean poop, play videogames

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Boogoose
Oct 5, 2003

GIVE ME THE CASH !
Moving books, waking up drunks.

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me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

 Everyone hates what I do

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NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
 Write the codes monkey man

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