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do mundane errands and poo poo for him like "my son. for untold years i have watched you grow from a weak fledgling into the strongest member of our clan. It is time for you to face your true destiny" *hands over keys to the prius* "pick up my dry-cleaning" |
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*master shoves the 4th 7 layer burrito from taco bell down my throat as we train for the inter-clan picnic and spring fling family fun day* "pain is weakness leaving the body"
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*standing by a huge keg of beer* "Now I will show you my most sacred technique, the death palm strike. Use it only for good, never for evil" *master taps a keg with flawless precision as the assembled clan members go absolutely apeshit*
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using my decades of ninja training to dominate at kancho
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