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Tell me three things that your spaceship needs to do and I'll see what I've got on the lot. |
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Thunder Moose posted:Needs to be a ship. Don't you think it's a little absurd to come into a used spaceship lot with such a specific and obscure request? |
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Aug 9, 2020 21:06
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It's not exactly what you're looking for but I have a promotional Kraft model from 2304 (the year of Kraft Goes Galactic), it has macaroni shaped fins and a macaroni shaped cockpit, carries a jar of extra space, and it does have a macaroni dispenser but it's Kraft brand. Take it or leave it I don't care.
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Aug 9, 2020 21:07
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Sold! I've got thousands more spaceships, folks, this is a fire sale! Who's next?! |
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Aug 9, 2020 21:19
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prepuce repurposed posted:I'd like to see what u have from the anime armada pls. A hatchback is preferred. Baby blue paint job if u have it This is a sentient hatchback with enough room in the trunk to raise your own empire :^) It fought in the Anime Wars of the 2400s where it was piloted by a magical girl. While it has a stock grey paint job it does have custom baby blue power cores. What do you say? 
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Aug 10, 2020 00:27
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Naz al-Ghul posted:If I wanted spaceships I'd be playing eve online do you got any beer Buddy are you ever in luck- I've got a gigantic vat of beer, strapped to a Makfast Quadriplex Booster Engine with a brand new aftermarket dual Goggle-style bridge. 
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Aug 10, 2020 02:27
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The only problem is since the bridge is actually inside the open container, you might get in trouble. |
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Aug 10, 2020 02:31
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Musluk posted:It needs to go faster than light without breaking causality This puppy's got everything you need. It's hard to photograph it breaking the light barrier but here it is mid-warp into a self-generated wormhole. The flame decals are already there, along with an unfortunate name decal reading "Whyte Hyt". Rather than spoilers it has fins, the spaceship equivalent of a spoiler. 
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Aug 11, 2020 05:46
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Khanstant posted:i want a ship that can easily fit two or eleven grown men disciples on my backpacking trip across the oil lands I have to go with function over jokes on this one because I don't have any good backpacking ships in stock. I have a flying oil derrick and power plant combo, and if you buy now I'll throw in twelve backpacks, free of cost 
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Aug 13, 2020 14:42
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Manifisto posted:it needs to impress molly from 7th grade who said I would never amount to anything (she was right but she can't know that) I have just the ship for you. It's modeled after a bug, the perfect thing to impress a 7th grade girl. It has twin-linked Sriracha Cannons - these aren't official, but homebrew. official Sriracha doesn't allow weapons to be made out of their sauce. It has also been painted with wards and sigils to keep away the police. 
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Aug 13, 2020 16:46
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Prof. Crocodile posted:needs to have lots of cargo space for holding none of your business When the Confederate States were finally toppled in the near 2269 I bought the old Dukes of Hazzard car and re-edificed it as the Dukes of Blazzin' ship - I figured if Elon can put his car in space then why not other cars? It has (1) a trunk, (2) a history of outrunning sherriffs and bosses and (3) I don't know what the radio's like but you can throw in an Alpine if you want, no problem. I also strapped a gigantic space booster to the back so it can actually move in space. The wheels are mostly for show 
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Aug 15, 2020 15:03
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