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Spinz posted:Really? The mouth seems wrong and ugly That and the ears are always the most difficult part. And it's usually what taxidermy is judged on. That's not as bad of a job as you might think. Particularly, the lips tend to get really hosed up when you skin an animal, so it's very difficult to do them well during the taxidermy stage.
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Aug 14, 2020 17:16
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pick do you have an otter or other mustelid I can purchase
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Aug 14, 2020 17:17
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Your wife brought a monstrosity home? If she really finds you that horrible she could divorce you I suppose.
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Aug 14, 2020 17:18
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he's actually totally fine with just being called Frankenstein
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Aug 14, 2020 17:19
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Sid Vicious posted:pick do you have an otter or other mustelid I can purchase I don't think I've ever sold a piece of my collection? I have some spare skunk skins I think. Weasels and martins, and some wolverine parts.
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Aug 14, 2020 17:24
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Mooey Cow posted:Yes hello, it falls under the crime of masturbation, glad to be of service! Thank you; I was afraid I was going to have to specify "resident lawyer well-versed in sex-crime law" and not "resident lawyer who has committed sex-crimes"
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Aug 14, 2020 17:31
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Pick posted:I don't think I've ever sold a piece of my collection? who better to sell it to than the mentally handicapped Canadian guy who melts down on the internet all the time
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Aug 14, 2020 17:34
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Sid is your plan to fashion a frontiersman outfit for one or more of your children from pelts because if so, good. If it wasn't your intention, can you change it to that please?
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Aug 14, 2020 17:43
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PinheadSlim posted:Okay but now I'm left with an even weirder question Generally those things fall under desecration of a human corpse, a most grave offense, but one which may be surprisingly legal in your jurisdiction!
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Aug 14, 2020 17:51
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The Fool suggests casting off expectations and pursuing what brings you joy, however conventional, but this is opposed by the Devil's fear of the unfamiliar and need to be validated by others. The Four of Swords is the answer: you need to step back and regroup, to understand where you are and where you are going, and to come to terms with it. Your choice of a three-card spread is significant. Your wife is the earnest free-spirit (the Fool) with an interest in purple cats with heterochromia iridum while you are mired in cynicism (the Devil). The way for you to reconcile this difference (as revealed by the Four of Swords) is for you to embrace those who support you (your wife) and oppose those who do not (goons). hope that help, op.
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Aug 15, 2020 02:42
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PersonFromPorlock posted:The Fool suggests casting off expectations and pursuing what brings you joy, however conventional, but this is opposed by the Devil's fear of the unfamiliar and need to be validated by others. The Four of Swords is the answer: you need to step back and regroup, to understand where you are and where you are going, and to come to terms with it.
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Aug 15, 2020 02:51
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I vote we replace the responsibility scallop with responsibility otter.
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Aug 15, 2020 03:36
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will this otter fit onto pick's loving machine??
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Aug 15, 2020 04:10
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Wife is a boss, otter is a boss, OP be a boss, OP. Like wife and otter.
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Aug 15, 2020 04:29
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ScatCat fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Aug 15, 2020 |
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Aug 15, 2020 04:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqvlvOiQFAg
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Aug 15, 2020 05:27
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I Shot The Serif posted:I vote we replace the responsibility scallop with responsibility otter. 
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Aug 15, 2020 06:35
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PersonFromPorlock posted:The Fool suggests casting off expectations and pursuing what brings you joy, however conventional, but this is opposed by the Devil's fear of the unfamiliar and need to be validated by others. The Four of Swords is the answer: you need to step back and regroup, to understand where you are and where you are going, and to come to terms with it. lol The Fool -> The Devil -> Four of Swords is the perfect description of a marriage Did you , by chance, get married young, run into problems in your marriage that you couldn't fix but you couldn't leave the marriage because you were compelled to stay due to a need to be loved, not hurt your partner, not rock the boat, or some other strong compulsion? You can stay in the marriage. It's the honorable thing to do, and it will bring you peace, but you should do whatever you can to keep the vitality in it alive, because if you don't it will die.
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Aug 15, 2020 15:47
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We were somewhere around Mississauga, on the edge of the lake, when the formaldehyde began to take hold.
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Aug 15, 2020 15:52
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Empty Sandwich posted:We were somewhere around Mississauga, on the edge of the lake, when the formaldehyde began to take hold. We had two bags of frogs, seventy-five pellets of concentrated crayfish, five sheets of high-powered sea urchin bile, a salt shaker half full of powdered crab, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored algae, seaweed, clams and also a quart of lobster bisque, and a quart of river water rum. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious otter food-collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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Aug 15, 2020 17:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh1GXnzENKE
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Aug 15, 2020 18:27
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https://www.ebay.com/itm/Taxidermy-...5.c100047.m2108 Abnormal Marten, $135.00 USD  
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Aug 15, 2020 18:48
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it's like it knows how it looks
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Aug 15, 2020 19:42
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The Scientist posted:https://www.ebay.com/itm/Taxidermy-...5.c100047.m2108 Someone buy me this please I'll scare my kid with it and stuff
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Aug 15, 2020 19:43
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My dog made this same face the time I got her to try a lemon ELI PORTER fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Aug 16, 2020 |
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Aug 15, 2020 19:49
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Tea Party Crasher posted:it's like it knows how it looks
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Aug 15, 2020 19:55
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For Halloween put on button eyes and refer to him as The Other Otter
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Aug 15, 2020 20:43
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The Scientist posted:https://www.ebay.com/itm/Taxidermy-...5.c100047.m2108 My porn name is Abnormal Marten don’t doxx me thx.
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Aug 15, 2020 23:48
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:its a mod challenge you gotta gently caress that thing op Canuckistan posted:a neighbor of mine has a crow statue on the stump outside her house. She dresses it up for holidays and it's super cute. A little santa hat, a sheet with eye holes cut in it, bunny ears, etc. Is this a blazing saddles reference?
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Aug 16, 2020 00:47
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In my teens I got gifted a stuffed raven and I will never forgive myself for losing track of it. Also, don't gently caress the otter. Put it in front of your webcam for the duration of your next Zoom videoconference instead.
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Aug 16, 2020 00:54
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i want to buy the otter for non loving reasonsb
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Aug 16, 2020 00:54
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 this was sort of a gimmicky bed setup but it was fun for a while
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Aug 16, 2020 00:55
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pick how much would you sell me a skunk skin for my wife thinks that's really neat
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Aug 16, 2020 00:56
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Sleeping arrangements fitting of a clan-mother
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Aug 16, 2020 00:57
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i don't think pick is a member of the klan just waspy
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Aug 16, 2020 00:59
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Sid Vicious posted:pick how much would you sell me a skunk skin for my wife thinks that's really neat unfortunately you being canadian makes that much harder but they're not expensive also im not anglo saxon or protestant
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Aug 16, 2020 01:06
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Pick posted:unfortunately you being canadian makes that much harder but they're not expensive i don't have an xls on you pick because that's psychotic you're white and you have money and I don't know any other acronyms literally that's the only acronym I can remember people are like watts the thing that lets you breathe underwater and in like haha WASP yeah haha yeah
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Aug 16, 2020 01:09
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Sid Vicious posted:i don't have an xls on you pick because that's psychotic you're white and you have money and I don't know any other acronyms literally that's the only acronym I can remember people are like watts the thing that lets you breathe underwater and in like haha WASP yeah haha yeah you should've called her a bee
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Strumpie posted:you should've called her a bee that's an insect not a n acronym
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