My wife brought this monstrosity home tonight

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > My wife brought this monstrosity home tonight

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

So would loving the taxidermied otter fall under beastiality, necrophilia, or just masturbation on account of that thing being mostly wire mesh and filler at this point?

Paging our resident sex-crimes lawyer to this thread

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ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Mooey Cow posted:

Yes hello, it falls under the crime of masturbation, glad to be of service!

Thank you; I was afraid I was going to have to specify "resident lawyer well-versed in sex-crime law" and not "resident lawyer who has committed sex-crimes"

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