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ChickenHeart posted:So would loving the taxidermied otter fall under beastiality, necrophilia, or just masturbation on account of that thing being mostly wire mesh and filler at this point? Yes hello, it falls under the crime of masturbation, glad to be of service!
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PinheadSlim posted:I'd like to hear the arguments that it's not all three of those at the same time Well you see bestiality is an animal welfare crime that only applies to living animals, and this isn't even a dead animal it's just an animal skin so kind of like humping a teddy bear. Necrophilia is a violation of rights only afforded to human corpses; you may compare the ritual stuffing of turkey butts on Thanksgiving. Thus it falls under masturbation: The criminal act of pleasuring one's own person sexually.
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Aug 14, 2020 17:01
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PinheadSlim posted:Okay but now I'm left with an even weirder question Generally those things fall under desecration of a human corpse, a most grave offense, but one which may be surprisingly legal in your jurisdiction!
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