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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Aww yeah thats right its sunday roast time.

Big old slab of beef with pastrami seasoning in the cast iron with fennel onions garlic some carrots. Gonna serve it up with some braised chard and mashed potatoes and fall asleep watching DS9.

Maybe I'll post some photos of the process. Maybe I wont. Maybe gently caress you.

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Fennel

Chard
:eek:

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts

The_Continental posted:

Aww yeah thats right its sunday roast time.

Big old slab of beef with pastrami seasoning in the cast iron with fennel onions garlic some carrots. Gonna serve it up with some braised chard and mashed potatoes and fall asleep watching DS9.

Maybe I'll post some photos of the process. Maybe I wont. Maybe gently caress you.

Hell yeah enjoy that you deserve it

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

The_Continental posted:

Gonna serve it up with some braised chard and mashed potatoes and fall asleep watching DS9.
why aren't you gonna eat it?

it sounds to me like you should eat it

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


The_Continental posted:

Maybe gently caress you.

:biglips:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Cubone posted:

why aren't you gonna eat it?

it sounds to me like you should eat it

Ah yeah I'll have a bit.

The story so far:

CRUSH the pepper


BLAST your knife


INSULT the spice rub


GUN everything into the braising pan


FIST the brisket


bonus: sous chef hard at work

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
brisket is made to be smoked

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Yeah its good braised too and a bit more economical than say, a lamb shoulder. Plus theres the bonus of only needing to be in the oven for 3 hours as opposed to a 12 hour ride in the smoker. Plus this is apartment living so I dont really have space for a smoker.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
i have a Sunday roast every Sunday.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Strumpie posted:

i have a Sunday roast every Sunday.

Do me a favor this week Strumpie, have it on Monday.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I love your sous chef and she deserves a raise or at least a hefty brisket bonus

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
I'm making a butter chicken in the slow cooker

For what it's worth

Which is nothing

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
'bout to masturbate to pornography.

once I'm finished, I'll continue to monitor this thread

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
Any updates?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Man it;'s crazy that you think you can post this and get away with it like I won't bust into your home and tear the brisket out of your oven to poo poo on it before I consume it

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Man it;'s crazy that you think you can post this and get away with it like I won't bust into your home and tear the brisket out of your oven to poo poo on it before I consume it

I'd be real impressed.

"wow" is what I'd say

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Meat like that deserves to be served on a plate sans the sides.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The_Continental posted:

I'd be real impressed.

"wow" is what I'd say

Is it done yet you're taking too long

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I already ate a bowl of coco rice crispies

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Can't wait for tomorrow morning to make myself a cereal.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Bone aperteet

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

EXPLODE sherry vinegar into your greens



made some pomme puree, its about 1/3 butter by weight and real good

I dry roast the taters and then force them through the tamis, when mix cold butter through to make the emulsion and the result is velvety and rich











Money Shots:


Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )
You're a classy goon

Not following the tradition of good food at all :colbert:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

gonna eat a dilberito for lunch tomorrow

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
My last brisket, since you all seem to like brisket.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Torquemada posted:

My last brisket, since you all seem to like brisket.

You sliced up my rear end!!!

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I have a pellet smoker. 2 attempts at brisket so far, no success either time at getting it tender and right. How do I?

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice
Let it go longer, even if it hits internal temp it still takes time for all the connective tissue to break down. A lot of people will wrap it in foil when it hits temp and throw it in a cooler to rest for a couple hours before serving.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I hosed your brisket when you weren’t looking, OP.

You’re about to EAT MY gently caress!!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


LabyaMynora posted:

I hosed your brisket when you weren’t looking, OP.

You’re about to EAT MY gently caress!!!

this brisket looks so good that i would still eat it even after you have hosed it.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

LabyaMynora posted:

I hosed your brisket when you weren’t looking, OP.

You’re about to EAT MY gently caress!!!

I wasn't gonna eat it before but now...

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i'm thinkin bout doing mine with a sous vide

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Booty Pageant posted:

i'm thinkin bout doing mine with a sous vide

I'd rather do it narrow.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I bought an enormous brisket to smoke, but maybe I'll eat it instead.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


EAT THE BRISKET!

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

every person I've ever known in food service never cooks for themselves and lives on gin, cigarettes and plain toast

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Dang that all looks good

I take it back except I think I don't like fennel

I know I don't like anise

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
the young people now all love eating anise

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Empty Sandwich posted:

the young people now all love eating anise

Do they in fact go anise to mouth.

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