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Korthal
May 26, 2011



The nutriment values of this superfood are amazing. It has all the vital food elements.

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
By “food value,” do you suppose they mean calories?

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
because Cracker "Jacks", or Cracker "Joes" as I call them, suck rear end op

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I prefer WhoNu, nutrition rich cookies OP

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hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

drat dude.. the CJ macros are impressive

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
If only Muerte had Cracker Jack, he would have been able to finish his hike across America.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I don't wanna get diabetes, OP.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I love Cracker Jacks

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
Enlist in the U.S. Navy

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I have some original toys lemme look

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

yup, definitely a cracker.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Is the battleship on fire or something? It looks like it is smoking from an explosion.

Nut. This is our trademark.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
First $500 gets them

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I don't understand why is says enlist in the navy and then makes a case for why cracker jacks are better at nutriment than other food. Does eating cracker jack help the boys in khaki and blue? How so?
Is it because of the songs?


is this dog ok?


also isn't a "cracker jack" just a circle jerk with only white people?

I have a lot of questions, op and I hope, hope that you can answer them.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The dog died

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
So the OP can say the "c" word but im not allowed to say the "n" word?

Just another typical example of the reverse-racism that is allowed to run rampant on these forums :rolleyes:

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop


is this dog ok?


The dog has a name goddamn it, it is Bingo! Show some respect!


You too!

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

Nooner posted:

So the OP can say the "c" word but im not allowed to say the "n" word?

Just another typical example of the reverse-racism that is allowed to run rampant on these forums :rolleyes:



Read it and weep, liberals. :smug:

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
"The more you eat, the more you want" is an interesting slogan that also applies to rear end.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Internetjack posted:



is this dog ok?


The dog has a name goddamn it, it is Bingo! Show some respect!


You too!

That dog was definitely an mk ultra test subject.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wait, cracker jacks are supposed to be edible? i don't think the company that makes them is aware of this.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

wait, cracker jacks are supposed to be edible? i don't think the company that makes them is aware of this.

They taste like caramel and have crunch texture. Inside the box is a plastic packet I also consume

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


my girlfriend calls me a cracker jack off looking bitch when she catches me in the jerk off barn and i say thats none of her business when and where im doing what i need to do.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

my girlfriend calls me a cracker jack off looking bitch when she catches me in the jerk off barn and i say thats none of her business when and where im doing what i need to do.

There's a small mound outside ur house growing a tiny rootlike version of u in the soil because you have seeded it

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Did you ever take crackers to the bank as a kid and you hand them over and the bank master general would hand you a penny in exchange then say "Whoops, that's going in the bank" and put it in his pocket and you laughed and went home

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

A Grand Egg posted:

Did you ever take crackers to the bank as a kid and you hand them over and the bank master general would hand you a penny in exchange then say "Whoops, that's going in the bank" and put it in his pocket and you laughed and went home

I feel like your mind is making up crazy stories to suppress the trauma you've suffered at the hands of your uncle.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

wait, cracker jacks are supposed to be edible? i don't think the company that makes them is aware of this.

nutriment with this much food value doesn't need to be edible

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Saalkin posted:

I feel like your mind is making up crazy stories to suppress the trauma you've suffered at the hands of your uncle.


flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I am known to take the sexual herbal enhancement medicine which is known in some circles by the street name of fucker jack.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They call it Cracker Jack because some white guy named Jack kept spreading his caramel

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm talking machines running via child labor getting the works all gummed up

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Did you ever just wear your underpants and fill them with crackers and run around yelling IM MRS PACMAN

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


A Grand Egg posted:

Did you ever just wear your underpants and fill them with crackers and run around yelling IM MRS PACMAN

if you do this i will find you and tell you to stop

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Come to think of it, there has been a recent shortage of kernal shells jammed into my gums. Thanks op!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Like I have 8¢, OP.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

if you do this i will find you and tell you to stop


8cents says you wont

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


A Grand Egg posted:

8cents says you wont

please do you even have 8 cents

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

There's a small mound outside ur house growing a tiny rootlike version of u in the soil because you have seeded it

I like to jerk off on my garden. Perhaps in the hopes this will happen.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I like crunch n munch

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