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I think there's something strange going on here: If you zoom in on the seal, you can see that it claims the beeswax is hand crafted. How does one use their hands to craft beeswax?
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Aug 19, 2020 17:59
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How's this for strange, OP: Ear candling
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Aug 19, 2020 18:05
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now that's Luxury Collection baby
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Aug 19, 2020 18:09
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The product was crafted by hands that looked like small asses making GBS threads them out, what kind of dummy crap wrong with u man
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Aug 19, 2020 18:11
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The product was crafted by hands that looked like small asses making GBS threads them out, what kind of dummy crap wrong with u man Woah there buddy. Jam a candle in your ear and relax.
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Aug 19, 2020 18:15
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hmm a ball sac for a product logo very interesting indeed i will have to ask my sexual education teacher about this one thank you for bringing it to my attention. if you have any other products with gonad logos please message me immediately i have a lot riding on this thank you goons.
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Aug 19, 2020 18:16
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RVWinkle posted:Woah there buddy. Jam a candle in your ear and relax. Everyone knows how they craft these. Not knowing is a huge red flag, next ur gonna tell me that you didn't know flesh lights were made by tiny cooters transforming into a large semi-petrified form through a process similar to caterpillars in their chrysalis
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Aug 19, 2020 18:19
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All of the supposed "discharge" is the candle, they dont work or do anything. If you like ear candles also get those foot pads that suck stuff from your body.
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Aug 19, 2020 18:21
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Handcrafted by the tiny hands of small slaves that the bees have captured and are keeping in their Wayfair branded beehives I'm on to you bees
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Aug 19, 2020 18:29
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I loving hate elves, christmas is enough and we cant even shoot santa
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Aug 19, 2020 18:31
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I'm going to shove a candle in my ear. Because of health.
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Aug 19, 2020 18:35
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A man steps out of the ear candle factory. Something is wrong. His whole body is covered in beeswax, what happened? A coworker appears, his dong is out and the beeswax covered man looks back at the dong-out coworker with a real pissed off, real disgusted look, he starts fluttering his hands in a shoo motion but the guy laughs and points his dong at him. A big hearty spurtgurt of heavy creamy stuff comes out his peephole and drenches the beeswax covered man who throws his hands up and looks extremely mad, for a second the coworker with his schlongle out looks scared, like he thinks he might have gone too far. But the beeswax covered man suddenly loses his hard edge and begins to chortle, the dong-out brother joins him in a laugh. The beeswax covered man pulls his peener out and they step back through the door to the ear candle factory, ready to stop making foolies and go back to making ear candles with the natural beeswax stored in their balls.
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Aug 19, 2020 18:35
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art style on Wally: whoever Wally is, I hate him, he looks like he stepped sideways out of a 70's zine comic Also: did you find this in the historic earwax removal district, OP?
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Aug 19, 2020 18:40
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A Grand Egg posted:All of the supposed "discharge" is the candle, they dont work or do anything. Wow rude. It's not "stuff" it's TOXINS get it right. Now, take this silver and drink it all for your safety.
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Aug 19, 2020 18:49
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Wow rude. It's not "stuff" it's TOXINS get it right. Now, take this silver and drink it all for your safety. Sorry its Leo season.
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Aug 19, 2020 19:02
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A Grand Egg posted:I loving hate elves, christmas is enough and we cant even shoot santa I think this is the crux of the issue. Whatever is at the end of a bee appendage isn't called a hand and if the wax is made by elves then it is rightfully called elfwax. Therefore, it is logically incorrect to call beeswax, "handcrafted" and at some point the FDA should intervene on behalf of the unwitting public that just wants to insert candles in their orifices.
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Aug 19, 2020 19:38
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Unless it's some sort of evolved super bee with hands used to craft ear candles. I don't even want to think about it!
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Aug 19, 2020 19:49
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I think butt candles could be a hot item
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Aug 19, 2020 21:21
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Colonel Cancer posted:I think butt candles could be a hot item Holy.. just imagining the function of those compared to ear candles. LOL
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Aug 19, 2020 21:30
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They used hands to put the beeswax into candle shape!!!
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Aug 19, 2020 22:04
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Why would a bee even make an ear candle, it's not like they have ears or something
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Aug 19, 2020 22:08
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Just put the bees in your ears. It saves time and you don't have to give your hard earned money to Wally.
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Aug 19, 2020 22:20
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Extra Large Marge posted:Just put the bees in your ears. ...and then set them on fire? I think you're onto something...
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Aug 19, 2020 22:58
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Cherube Goldberg posted:They used hands to put the beeswax into candle shape!!! You think they'd have a mold or something. Ya'll just gonna gloss over the homeopathic pills to fight ear rings? With instructional guide! "Wear earmuffs" scrawled on a scrap of paper? Do you put the pills in your ears? Isn't homeopathy based on just having a little bit of the bad thing? Is this gel caps somebody has captured part of a loud noise in?
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Aug 20, 2020 00:17
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not many people know this but anthophila gonads are an effective facial cream. apply 1500cc of beez nuts to the face daily for best results
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Aug 20, 2020 00:19
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Weka posted:You think they'd have a mold or something. For the record, I took the totally normal picture in the op at a regular mainstream American grocery store. These are ordinary household items and you may be the weird one if you don't have ear pills in your medicine cabinet.
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Aug 20, 2020 00:37
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I think the least reassuring part of this is the fact that the business is only a little less than thirty years old. It's just so bizarre to see "Since 1991" as some indicator of tried and true quality.
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Aug 20, 2020 02:06
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that's just when wally became natural
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Aug 20, 2020 04:15
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Last time I started spraying hot diarrhea out my rear end I shoved one of these candles up there and it stopped it up real good until the flame started burning my butt hole more than the spicy power blasting spray of poop did ):
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