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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Free Cheese posted:

Wanna stay at that hostel

Supposed to be a great place for gay hookups, which is why I was let down that Jerry wasn’t banging the pool boy, too.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RichChumney/status/1298297504807694337?s=19

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
"Falwell has denied that he has confirmed that....

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I see a role in other areas, like tied up in the corner.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, he is free at last to get cucked without shame

SomedoodIV
Feb 28, 2013

The best part about the pool boy saga is that for the longest time, locals in Lynchburg, VA where LU is thought Jerry was after the pool boy. The fact that it was his wife and he liked to watch was even better.

Also, the trailer park yacht videos that got him forced out of LU are gold.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Im jerry falwell jr and this is Pornhub premium

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Me when I'm being fired from my do-nothing high-paying job for being a loving idiot:

Wow what a great day, getting fired for being an embezzling cuck really reminds me of this handy quote: "If violence is wrong in America, violence is wrong abroad. If it is wrong to be violent defending black women and black children and black babies and black men, then it is wrong for America to draft us, and make us violent abroad in defense of her. And if it is right for America to draft us, and teach us how to be violent in defense of her, then it is right for you and me to do whatever is necessary to defend our own people right here in this country."

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Universe Master posted:

Nothing un- Christian about this. God cucked Joseph with Mary.
joseph waiting outside hearing god bone his wife and shes loving it

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Now that my proclivities will be free of scrutiny and threat of loss-of-station, I must develop darker tastes. Guide me, Lord Babalon, to embracing my fursona.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
And I feel like if you're named Anything Junior your fursona has to be some kind of toy dog.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

gary oldmans diary posted:

joseph waiting outside hearing god bone his wife and shes loving it

He immaculated all up in her

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

this poo poo is so weird. michael cohen and loving tom arnold talked about naked photos of falwell's wife a few years ago https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article231717833.html

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Hearing about Tom Arnold is weird. Like I loved him in True Lies but it's so strange to find out he's somehow relevant today

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Lil Peeler posted:

he's somehow relevant today

Now let’s not get carried away here!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Tuition at Liberty is 40 loving thousand dollars a year. You gonna need to get a nice mega church scam going after graduation.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Inept posted:

take my wife plz



He was in destin 3 nights

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I just randomly remembered that one of the ways John Wayne Gacy would lure young men to his house was that he'd tell them he wanted to watch them have sex with his wife.

And then he raped them and murdered them.

Not sure why I'm thinking about that in the Jerry Falwell Jr thread.


:thunk:

SomedoodIV
Feb 28, 2013

SomedoodIV posted:

Also, the trailer park yacht videos that got him forced out of LU are gold.

The link to the video, if anyone needed a good laugh.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I hope the poolboy was paid well for his efforts, it sounds like he gave those pipes a really thorough cleaning.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




BigBadSteve posted:

I hope the poolboy was paid well for his efforts, it sounds like he gave those pipes a really thorough cleaning.

$1.8 million in funding for a *checks notes* $20 a night hostel for gay sex parties.

Apparently the hostel had its own liquor store, so at least that's a stream of revenue.

...

(( I don't think the pool boy is good at business, guys. ))

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

https://twitter.com/spulliam/status/1298431828748009472?s=21

Unless there’s moral outrage at LU, Jerry Jr. will do very well.


Cuck pays.

YoursTruly
Jul 29, 2012

Put me in the trash
Recycle Bin
where
I belong.
Do you think he'll start a few more hostels with all that money? Or maybe just get pool boy to open them up for him?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Automatic Slim posted:

https://twitter.com/spulliam/status/1298431828748009472?s=21

Unless there’s moral outrage at LU, Jerry Jr. will do very well.


Cuck pays.

I hope he just violated an NDA and gets nothing.

gently caress him.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Is "hostel" a biblical term for money laundering?

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Automatic Slim posted:

https://twitter.com/spulliam/status/1298431828748009472?s=21

Unless there’s moral outrage at LU, Jerry Jr. will do very well.


Cuck pays.

what is this converted to pool boys/year?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve and the pool boy.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

quote:

"That's the only reason I resigned: because I don't want something my wife did to harm the school I've spent my whole life building," Falwell told the Associated Press news agency. "I never broke a single rule that applies to staff members at Liberty, which I was. So I want everybody to know that."

Throwin' the bitch overboard so the wolves eat her and not him. What a fine husband and provider.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

phasmid posted:

Throwin' the bitch overboard so the wolves eat her and not him. What a fine husband and provider.

"Don't worry honey, I'm great at damage control."

*tweets "bitches be lyin"*

"There we go. So when's the new pool guy getting here?"

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

BigBadSteve posted:

I hope the poolboy was paid well for his efforts, it sounds like he gave those pipes a really thorough cleaning.

For two million dollars I'd gently caress this loser's wife and I'm gay as a handbag full of rainbows. However, there is no amount of money that could make me gently caress Jerry Falwell.

phasmid posted:

Throwin' the bitch overboard so the wolves eat her and not him. What a fine husband and provider.

I mean that's technically true. It's not like he was the one loving the poolboy.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm just the pool boy
Weird husbands love me
He's just the pool boy
And he'll gently caress your family

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

its a shame that this mans job seems to have cost his wife her bf

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




LabyaMynora posted:

$1.8 million in funding for a *checks notes* $20 a night hostel for gay sex parties.

Apparently the hostel had its own liquor store, so at least that's a stream of revenue.

...

(( I don't think the pool boy is good at business, guys. ))

the poolboy was paid 1.8million for loving. he sounds very good at business

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wet rear end pool

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Devils Affricate posted:

"Don't worry honey, I'm great at damage control."

*tweets "bitches be lyin"*

"There we go. So when's the new pool guy getting here?"

It’s pretty weird how these weird fundies keep blaming women for everything when they gently caress up.

Like I bet the real story of Adam and Eve was that Adam cut a hole in an apple from the tree of knowledge to gently caress and shoved the serpent up his rear end, and when god was all “what the gently caress, get out you freak” he told the kids it was Eve’s fault.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

It’s pretty weird how these weird fundies keep blaming women for everything when they gently caress up.

yea strange that men continue to flex and utilize their vast amounts of privilege to attempt to deflect blame and consequences

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/GgrandaG/status/1298420638894432263?s=20

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Aug 26, 2020

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

we're gonna need a bigger guillotine

FalconImpala
Oct 21, 2018

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
Did the statement say if the poolboy is available to hire?

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

FalconImpala posted:

Did the statement say if the poolboy is available to hire?

lol if u can afford his rates now, he's a real estate magnate

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