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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Remember GOR books again? Apparently they exist as, i'm guessing, a therapeutic device the author's therapist invented as a way to stop him from capturing and raping anymore demons i mean damsels. I refuse to read the miniature manifestos but you might like to, I hear they are pretty insane. What I'm going to do is look at the covers, won't you join me?


Not even catgirls are safe in the land of Gor where apparently everyone is that guy from 300. do not look too closely at this cover, your mind will boil trying to decipher the catgirl's skeletal structure. perhaps the women of gor are supposed to bend like that? If anyone knows the lore of gor please do not tell me, thanks.


"honey, put the sword down and just call terminex before this bug tries to fertilize my egg sacks or whatever he is screaming about"
"who let you out of your shackle hole?!"


A lot of people don't know this but Puff the Magic Dragon was based on this book. That native american is named Jack Paper and he's high as hell. The barbarian threatening him is his own sobriety and wow that looks like a mean one. You ride that dragon, Paper, you ride it all the way to hell.


Can't just have the bros looking out over a vista nope gotta squeeze the slave girl in the corner there. Otherwise people might get the wrong idea from this cover. They are just friends though, they work out all the time and dress in matching outfits but there are just friends ok? See how they have subjugated a woman? Just brog stuff.

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Moderators of Gor

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Waterbed Wendy posted:


"honey, put the sword down and just call terminex before this bug tries to fertilize my egg sacks or whatever he is screaming about"
"who let you out of your shackle hole?!"


Is that an original Frazetta

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Die Antwoord took a really cool and unique direction and I admire their commitment. also, drat would it kill you to smile?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Computer Technicians of Gor

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Remember GOR books again?

no, man, not even slightly. what comic book shop bargain bin did you dig this poo poo out of? how thick was its shell of dried cum?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Do shirts exist in Gor? Also doesn't Gor exist in a sci-fi setting and there's sometimes ray guns and BDSM-androids/gyneoids?

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the gor weirdos call themselves goreans which is lmao

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDSZ_bzudv0

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
There's a movie too, RLM did a thing on it, but I can't find it ecau se I'm too lazy to poke around for more than a minute. So here the wiki link.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor_(film)

Stunt_enby posted:

the gor weirdos call themselves goreans which is lmao

I knew one in real life. Last I remember his wife left him. surprise surprise.

Classon Ave. Robot
Oct 7, 2019

by Athanatos
I think the movie RLM did was called Yor, not Gor.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


The tittites were a bizarre but interesting bronze age culture which spanned much of the lands of Anataintlia, ranging far enough to sack the, even then, ancient city of bootylon, defeating the rear end-yerians and nearly established royal marriages to the Egyptian peenaraohs during the height of their influence.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Supply Chain Specialist of Gor.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

At least 21 Gor books exist!?

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Classon Ave. Robot posted:

I think the movie RLM did was called Yor, not Gor.

Someone made fun of it. I remember watching it with some type of commentary.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os-gE6rgmKI

cabot!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Who What Now posted:

Do shirts exist in Gor? Also doesn't Gor exist in a sci-fi setting and there's sometimes ray guns and BDSM-androids/gyneoids?
no idea, please don't tell me

Spinz posted:

Computer Technicians of Gor

lmao


KrunkMcGrunk posted:

no, man, not even slightly. what comic book shop bargain bin did you dig this poo poo out of? how thick was its shell of dried cum?

thick as the GOR canon is terrible

Slave Girl of Gor

drat dude all those accessories and your chest and leg slot are still open. good thing we covered up that guy's dave and busters with a slave titty or else this cover might have been Too Cool.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

heres an awesome summary of the first 25 books

http://www.angelfire.com/co2/Gorpages/booksum1.html

from the main site http://www.angelfire.com/co2/Gorpages/newindex.html

bus hustler fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Aug 25, 2020

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I wish I was half as passionate about anything as the people who are into Gor are about spanking women while loving them

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Stunt_enby posted:

the gor weirdos call themselves goreans which is lmao

How many goreans could there possibly be, like 11?

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Welcome to an onion browser called Tor

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The Moon Monster posted:

How many goreans could there possibly be, like 11?

How many men do you think there are on this planet who are so spineless and insecure and socially bankrupt that their ideal mate is essentially a pet they can gently caress?

That's how many Goreans there could possibly be. The real hosed up part is there are Gorean women. They're called Kajira.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Which came first, these or modern Christian wife discipline?

And what's the Venn diagram overlap of men who read both but only publicly admit to one?

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

How many men do you think there are on this planet who are so spineless and insecure and socially bankrupt that their ideal mate is essentially a pet they can gently caress?

That's how many Goreans there could possibly be. The real hosed up part is there are Gorean women. They're called Kajira.

The thing is you're looking for the intersection of those people and people who are really into Gor. I'd never have even heard of it if not for SA's biannual Gor thread.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Mameluke posted:

Welcome to an onion browser called Tor

:lmao:

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
I read these i high school. They were in the sci-fi section and I don't think the librarian really moderated when was being brought in.

Or maybe she did :madmax:

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

sex pests of gor

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Sounds gorrible.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Gor is just John Carter of Mars fan fiction. Erotic John Carter of Mars fan fiction.



It's what happened when John Norman read a series about a near-naked man also named John who went to Mars to beat up the natives and rescue a near-naked princess (who laid eggs, because, well, Burroughs had his fetishes too). Clearly, he loved it, but just couldn't get over the bit where the near-naked women were still people with their own hopes, desires, character arcs, and even occasional action scenes.

Since this was the 60s and the Internet hadn't been invented yet (and also Burroughs was long dead) he couldn't just jump on a forum and rant about how the series sold out and Feminist Action Grrls were ruining his favorite wank fantasy. So he did the next best thing, and made a blatant ripoff that was also about how all women had to be slaves.

GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020
I can't think of anything I'd pay more money for than an audiobook format of the GOR series voiced by Morgan Freeman

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

What the gently caress are all these barbarians doing in this, the GORP thread?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Knormal posted:

What the gently caress are all these barbarians doing in this, the GORP thread?



Insane boomer energy with motherfucking Cracklin' Oat Bran in your gorp

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Mameluke posted:

Welcome to an onion browser called Tor

digitized whipcrack

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Whoa these books sound pretty cool :q:

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


The Dregs posted:

There's a movie too, RLM did a thing on it, but I can't find it ecau se I'm too lazy to poke around for more than a minute. So here the wiki link.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor_(film)

Jack Palance and Oliver Reed... solid

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

quote:

In memory of one of the greatest speeches ever penned by mankind, I offer, to those wanting to read it, my own version of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s immortal speech. This particular speech has to do with Gor and more specifically, palace Gor. Its my desire, as well as intent, to deliver a constructive and positive message.

I have a dream... that one day Men will assume their rightful place in Gor and not worry about what women might do. I have a dream... that one day slaves will know what it means to be owned instead of collared. I have a dream.... that one day Gor will BE enough and improvement or extensions won't be sought. I have a dream that one day... Gor will again belong to Goreans instead of those who would make it less that what it is, naturally, a magnificent example of what mankind can become.

As with any dream, this requires that effort be provided, to obtain the desired outcome. The choices of how that effort is applied, or the details of the plan undertaken, will vary, as it should. That doesn't mean that the effort is wrong, so long as the method and path lead to a shared goal. The key is, within the scope of attempting to evolve Gor into a more enlightened populace and community, that everyone is building. In many minds this is called being constructive and supportive.

Being constructive is a choice that encompasses everything from approach to Ownership, consistency of leadership, and effectiveness of participation within the Gorean community. As Free Persons, we all possess dominance and strength to varying degrees within the traits associated with a successful Gorean. We can choose to use that dominance and strength for self-advancement, gratification or image. However, I should think that if the individual has a true desire to improve their property, home, and the Gorean community, that a choice would be made to utilize those traits to enlighten and educate. Out of this comes self-enlightenment, awareness, and a greater understanding of those we choose to own, lead, and share Our Gorean environment. It does not require significantly more effort, time, or thought to use Our positions/roles to be constructive, encouraging, enlightening, and educating instead of demeaning, intolerant, overbearing, or destructive.

As Free Persons, Our approach and behavior are the representation and benchmark of the community We belong to and the heights We aspire it to attain. If We desire a thriving community made up of enlightened Goreans and fulfilled property, then We must continually assure that Our choices, actions, and results of those actions are constructive and in keeping with the Gor and community that is desire. As always, Gor resides in Your hands, Your behavior, Your choices and how constructive they are. So let's put our differences aside, look to what we have in common and constructively make this dream come true.

I wish You well,

Vagabond

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Of all the terrible things I saw trolling Second Life with some goons, for some reason the gor community village I stumbled across unsettled me the most.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Cabot?! Cabot? Catbot? Caboooot!!! Caaaabooottt!!!

Marlena!!

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Pug Rodeo posted:

Of all the terrible things I saw trolling Second Life with some goons, for some reason the gor community village I stumbled across unsettled me the most.

World of Warcraft's roleplaying servers had large and thriving Gor-themed guilds.

Well. 'Had'. Probably still has. Those weirdos are exactly the kind of people who'd still play WoW.

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