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Who What Now posted:Is the loving even good? Or is it just "Tarl claimed the woman, and though she protested inside she knew that this was the right way of things." rearranged for three and a half pages. So there was a romance novelist who got busted lifting whole passages without permission from various biologists dissertations on things like red weasels mating habits and those are less dry and technical than Gor. The plant being watered description is not a huge exaggeration; there is a reason nobody here is talking about their moms weird smutty collection of Gor novels.
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Barudak posted:So there was a romance novelist who got busted lifting whole passages without permission from various biologists dissertations on things like red weasels mating habits and those are less dry and technical than Gor. Her name was Cassie Edwards and they were black-footed ferrets, how dare you 
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Who What Now posted:Is the loving even good? Or is it just "Tarl claimed the woman, and though she protested inside she knew that this was the right way of things." rearranged for three and a half pages. it's that. i remember around the same time in my development, i read this book which is the most generic fantasy schlock you can imagine. in that book, humans have a pretty recognizable Catholic interpretation of YVWH as God and the choirs of angels as God's support. elves appropriate this interpretation of celestial beings and angels to get raw, impressionable humans to do their bidding because the humans think the elves are angels. one particular elf appropriates a kid who's got some magical inclination that he can exploit. they have Adventures. the kid, predictably, meets a girl who's sexy and they gently caress, as part of his Coming Of Age story. like the kid literally later tells the girl he felt like he had to gently caress her because it was about Becoming A Man. even in this almost insultingly basic context, the sex scene is at least titillating in the most literal sense in that the author describes the girl's tits and uses adjectives that are designed to be alluring and appealing. the gorean novels, in comparison, describe things in near mathematical relations that even to my teenager brain were neither alluring nor appealing, but rather clinical and sterile. gor poo poo is almost objectively worse and less appealing than stock standard generic 'elves are angels and magic is divine, read about this boy growing up' bullshit of the mid 90s. i dunno how to put it in more stark terms than that. Coolguye fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Sep 6, 2020 |
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Barudak posted:So there was a romance novelist who got busted lifting whole passages without permission from various biologists dissertations on things like red weasels mating habits and those are less dry and technical than Gor. OMG THE BLACK-FOOTED FERRET INCIDENT! I was so obsessed with it that I actually went and got a used copy of the book. It was amazingly awkward. The characters would be postcoital and then suddenly start spouting statistical data about ferrets. If anyone's interested in fuckin' and ferrets
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Eh it wasn't as bad as I expected. The closest to statistical data is "these ferrets are like, 2 pounds!" pillowtalk
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Colonel Cancer posted:Eh it wasn't as bad as I expected. The closest to statistical data is "these ferrets are like, 2 pounds!" pillowtalk Yeah, I was talking about the book itself. E: does the website have the part where they're snuggling and discussing how long the ferrets are ?
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Sep 6, 2020 09:42
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Yeah, I was talking about the book itself. Tbh I only got about as far as "You have much to learn but not all of it sexually" quote by Mr. Bear and skimmed the rest of the lecture.
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Rebel Blob posted:I don't think the Covers of Gor are mined dry yet of ridiculous That man got no drat nips
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Sep 6, 2020 14:06
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Rebel Blob posted:I don't think the Covers of Gor are mined dry yet of ridiculous material. "Sweetie, clean up your warhammer toys pizza's here." "Mom! Put on clothes, brandon can see your 2 pound ferrets!"
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Sep 6, 2020 14:13
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Bismuth posted:That man got no drat nips Don't have no belly button neither
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Sep 6, 2020 14:14
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Bismuth posted:That man got no drat nips The doll people of GOR *Nip lack*
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Who What Now posted:Don't have no belly button neither I thought maybe it was under his high waisted belt but you may be right, we've got a full manniquen situation I like how the women on the covers are all tied or chained but seem completely unimpressed or bothered by the situation
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Bismuth posted:I thought maybe it was under his high waisted belt but you may be right, we've got a full manniquen situation "It's a living" *laugh track*
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Sep 6, 2020 14:19
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Put Gor hands on your hips *riff raff*
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Waterbed Wendy posted:"Sweetie, clean up your warhammer toys pizza's here." Lmao
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Put Gor hands on your hips The pelvic thrust really does drive you insane! Colonel Cancer posted:Tbh I only got about as far as "You have much to learn but not all of it sexually" quote by Mr. Bear and skimmed the rest of the lecture. It happens multiple times over the course of the book and the ferrets actually act as some kind of metaphor for their love? It's hilarious. Highly recommended!
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Rebel Blob posted:I don't think the Covers of Gor are mined dry yet of ridiculous material. Just grabbing a wad of hair for no reason while she's chained to the front of the ship and she's like, "This is fine" Also, how many people are supposed to be on that ship?
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Sep 6, 2020 16:56
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twerking on the railroad posted:Just grabbing a wad of hair for no reason while she's chained to the front of the ship and she's like, "This is fine" Literal PILES of men Just realized the dude and lady have almost the same face, this painting keeps getting weirder the more I look
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Sep 6, 2020 16:59
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:The pelvic thrust really does drive you insane! That means it is working
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Sep 6, 2020 23:40
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These things are notorious favorites of librarians back in the day and there's no way in hell they were "innocently on the shelf." (it's literally not how professional library collection development has ever worked)
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Actually the more people talk about these books the more I realize that one of my friends back in High School was into them. He certainly fits my mental image of a Gor reader as a sweaty overweight dude who didn’t know how to talk to women. Daycares of Gor *bedtime snack*
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just fyi i looked it up and 'sweetening the vessel' means the slavegirl rubs her crotch on the cup Cups of Gor *gonorrhea, attack!*
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Bismuth posted:I thought maybe it was under his high waisted belt but you may be right, we've got a full manniquen situation twerking on the railroad posted:Just grabbing a wad of hair for no reason while she's chained to the front of the ship and she's like, "This is fine" He has nipples but they are super tiny.  I'm giggling thinking that all his manly buddies can see either his nutsack or his butt, that's a very tiny man-skirt.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:just fyi i looked it up and 'sweetening the vessel' means the slavegirl rubs her crotch on the cup Oh, sure, when a slave wench does it, she's "sweetening the vessel," but when I do it, I'm "fired from Wendy's." Double loving standard, man.
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Sep 8, 2020 07:19
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Luxury cars of Gor *Cadillac*
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Sep 8, 2020 07:50
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Waxing studios of Gor *back, sack & crack*
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Sep 8, 2020 10:13
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Goreans Who Oughtta Know By Now *heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!*
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A Little Old Place Where We Can Get Together of Gor *love shack*
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Sep 8, 2020 10:58
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The Neverending Parody Title Joke of Gor *it's back*
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The Breasts of Gor
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Welcome to a Crab called GOR *snip snop*
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Oscar Wild posted:The Breasts of Gor *nip lact*
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I Need To Get Something To Help Tame Lions And Some Highly Addictive Drugs, What Should I Buy? of Gor *whip, crack*
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Sunswipe posted:I Need To Get Something To Help Tame Lions And Some Highly Addictive Drugs, What Should I Buy? of Gor Roy of Gor
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Oscar Wild posted:The Breasts of Gor Who What Now posted:*nip lact* 
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Oh, sure, when a slave wench does it, she's "sweetening the vessel," but when I do it, I'm "fired from Wendy's." Double loving standard, man. Lol
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Sep 8, 2020 18:06
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Fist of the North Gor *ATATATATATA ATATATATATATA*
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"Truely I have been fed, and it is only here that I was fed properly and rightly" -A world called Gormand.
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Breath mints of Gor *tic tac*
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Blue adhesive of Gor *Sticky tack*
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