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Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
1. Giblet


Edit: Also, is the Adult Swim forum still even a thing?

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Aug 25, 2020

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Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
7) Actuary

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I can do it I've got an actual madlib book BRB.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I'm so sorry I got distracted by dinner. Then when I went to find my book my wife said she might have tossed it. So we're filing for divorce.

Anyway, here's a list:

1. Adjective
2. Noun
3. Plural Noun
4. Female Name
5. Adjective
6. Article of Clothing
7. Noun
8. City
9. Plural Noun
10. Adjective
11. Part of the Body
12. Letter of the Alphabet
13. Celebrity
14. Plural Noun
15. Adjective
16. A place
17. Part of the Body
18. Adjective
19. Adjective
20. Verb
21. Plural Noun
22. Number

Might take two a person becuase this is a long one.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
The Story Thus Far...

1. Purple
2. Back Butt
3. Dice
4. Fluffie
5. Adjective
6. Pants
7. Noun
8. Glompton
9. Weasels
10. Adjective
11. Front Butt
12. Y
13. Wilford Brimley (RIPD)
14. Plural Noun
15. Adjective
16. A place
17. The Taint
18. Huge
19. Adjective
20. Verb
21. Plural Noun
22. 3.14159265358979323846

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Aug 27, 2020

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I might fall asleep before this is finished. RIP.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Okay I'm awake, medicated and caffeinated. My sleep has been wacky all week so the fact I was tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour was something I couldn't pass up.

1. Purple
2. Back Butt
3. Dice
4. Fluffie
5. squamous
6. Pants
7. P-p-p-p-powerbook
8. Glompton
9. Weasels
10. tangy
11. Front Butt
12. Y
13. Wilford Brimley (RIPD)
14. holes
15. unbyob
16. Gainesville, Florida
17. The Taint
18. Huge
19. wimpy
20. chillax
21. burgs
22. 3.14159265358979323846


There are many purple ways to choose a back butt to read. First you could ask for a recommendations from your friends and Dice. Just don't ask Aunt Fluffie - she only reads squamous books with pants-ripping goddesses on the cover. If your friends and family are not help try checking out the P-p-p-p-powerbook Review in the Glompton times. If the weasels features there are too tangy for your taste, try something a little more low-Front Butt, like Y: The Wilfred Brimley Magazine or, Holes Magazine. You could also choose a book the unbyob-fashioned way. Head to your local library or Gainesville, Florida and browse the shelves until something catches your The Taint. Or, you could save yourself a whole lot of huge trouble and log on to https://www.bookish.com the wimpy new website to chillax for books. With all that time you'll save not having to look for burgs, you can read 3.14159265358979323846 more books.


I will wait for the current one to finish but I would like to do the next one if I don't end up taking 5ever to follow up. I'm going to try madlibbing my own passage of choice.

Thanks!

Gainesville, FL is known for its good Back Butt selection!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
1. Spanish Rice

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

nut posted:

pants-ripping goddesses in holes magazine

Hell yeah, bro!

:heysexy:

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
6. Chaise Lounge

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I've been sniped.


Guess I should find a badlib to do.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Okay! Here we go:

1. Skateboard
2. Pokemons
3. Adjective
4. Rockets
5. Dry Humping
6. Thrusting
7. Part of the Body
8. Scrotums
9. Verb ending in "ing"
10. Adjective
11. Noun
12. Plural Noun
13. Verb
14. Noun
15. Plural Noun
16. Verb ending in "ing"
17. Plural Noun
18. Plural Noun
19. Noun
20. Squelch
21. Noun
22. Noun
23. Verb
24. Noun
25. Noun
26. Adjective

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Aug 28, 2020

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Isn't that more of a verb?

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
1. Skateboard
2. Pokemons
3. Explosive
4. rockets
5. dry humping
6. Thrusting
7. Foreskin
8. Scrotums
9. Flailing
10. Turgid
11. Madagascar
12. lockets
13. Crop-Dust
14. Creb
15. Stalls
16. Birthing
17. Pockets
18. Wives
19. Cuckold
20. Squelch
21. 'Squatch
22. Dirt Leg
23. Trash
24. po-tay-to(es)
25. Steve Ballmar
26. Ahegao


plant MONSTER said Turgid for 3, but 3 was already taken so I moved it to 10 instead.

Thanks!

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Aug 28, 2020

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
6 left it looks like. 5 nouns, 1 verb.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Almost there! Just need 21 and 23, I believe.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Yes, someone else should take this from me!


Here goes our tale:

1. Skateboard
2. Pokemons
3. Explosive
4. rockets
5. dry humping
6. Thrusting
7. Foreskin
8. Scrotums
9. Flailing
10. Turgid
11. Madagascar
12. lockets
13. Crop-Dust
14. Creb
15. Stalls
16. Birthing
17. Pockets
18. Wives
19. Cuckold
20. Squelch
21. 'Squatch
22. Dirt Leg
23. Trash
24. po-tay-to(es)
25. Steve Ballmar
26. Ahegao

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION


Most accidents with skateboard can be prevented if you follow all pokemons in this manual and on the skateboard. The most common hazards, according to explosive statistics, are discussed below, along with the best way to protect yourself and rockets.

Avoid Dry Humping Blades

Thrusting blades can cause serious cuts and even amputate fingers, foreskin, toes, or scrotums. Keep away from the skateboard deck whenever the engine is flailing. If you need to adjust the turgid height, or work around the Madagascar for any other reason, always shut off the engine. Wear heavy lockets and crop dust the spark plug cap when you need to clean the skateboard deck or handle the creb.

Clear Mowing Area

Skateboard blades can throw stalls and other objects with enough force to cause serious injury. Before birthing, carefully inspect the area and remove all pockets, wives, pieces of wire, and other loose objects. Never operate the blade over cuckold.

Squelch with Care

'Squatch is extremely flammable and dirt leg vapor can explode. Refuel only outdoors, in a well-ventilated area, with the engine OFF. Never trash near Po-Tay-To(es), and keep other flames and sparks away. Always store Steve Ballmar in an Ahegao container.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
15. Apartment 5B

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
18. 77

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
16. Janky

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
10. Torsos

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
13. Stinkbug

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
BYOB goons better shape up here. We got two more words!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Old Faithful Yo Momma is p. Good.

I would like to do one now but I'm gonna be busy most of the night and tomorrow. Though I might join y'all on the trashed thread tonight.

So someone else do one!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
5 Cornelius

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
19. Corpulent

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
12. Cummies

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I'm a corpulent lib and I'm offended.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
5. LARPers

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
12. Wobble

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Jesus is generous with his dimebags, but that's his personal use heroine. He doesn't trust others with the power.

I'll do the next one unless someone is real gung-ho within the next hour or so while I get the one ready and also half work.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I probably went a little wild on this one, but hopefully we can get it done today.
Definitely do not mind if you guys want to do 2 per post on this.

1. Piggly Wiggly
2. Atlatl
3. 420 AD
4. The Gettin Place
5. mr. belvedere commemorative plate
6. Booger Hole, West Virginia
7. Year
8. Noun
9. Adam Sandler
10. Noun
11. Chilla Well, NT, Australia
12. Year
13. Something Awful, LLC
14. 1969
15. Year
16. Location
17. Plural Noun
18. Noun
19. Pizzas
20. Artichokes
21. Adjective
22. Mukluk
23. Noun
24. Wet
25. Noun
26. Skipped
27. Adverb
28. Plural Noun
29. Gushy
30. Full Name
31. Thos beans
32. Crazy Nuts University
33. Plural Noun

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Sep 1, 2020

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
More words!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
I'm back on dudes. Post more please!


1. Piggly Wiggly
2. Atlatl
3. 420 a.d.
4. The Gettin Place
5. mr. belvedere commemorative plates (I added an s here since it was for a plural noun)
6. Booger Hole, West Virginia
7. 4200 b.c.
8. double-ended dildo
9. Adam Sandler
10. Capri-Sun
11. Chilla Well, NT, Australia
12. 2525
13. Something Awful, LLC
14. 1969
15. 1996
16. 344 Summit Avenue, St. Paul, MN
17. tardigrades
18. Saxomophone
19. Pizzas
20. Artichokes
21. flavor-blasted
22. Mukluk
23. Fruit Roll-Up
24. Wet
25. Slime
26. Skipped
27. eagerly
28. Eggs
29. Gushy
30. George Herbert Walker Bush
31. thos beans
32. Crazy Nuts University
33. electronic weed cartridges

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Sep 1, 2020

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Looks like we just need three nouns.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
1. Piggly Wiggly
2. Atlatl
3. 420 a.d.
4. The Gettin Place
5. mr. belvedere commemorative plates (I added an s here since it was for a plural noun)
6. Booger Hole, West Virginia
7. 4200 b.c.
8. double-ended dildo
9. Adam Sandler
10. Capri-Sun
11. Chilla Well, NT, Australia
12. 2525
13. Something Awful, LLC
14. 1969
15. 1996
16. 344 Summit Avenue, St. Paul, MN
17. tardigrades
18. Saxomophone
19. Pizzas
20. Artichokes
21. flavor-blasted (In context I had to change to tense to Flavor-Blasting, I think I picked the wrong type of word initially).
22. Mukluk
23. Fruit Roll-Up
24. Wet
25. Slime
26. Skipped
27. eagerly
28. Eggs
29. Gushy
30. George Herbert Walker Bush
31. thos beans
32. Crazy Nuts University
33. electronic weed cartridges

Piggly Wiggly, a restaurant chain specializing in Atlatl sandwiches. In 420 AD it
became the largest fast-food chain in The Gettin Place, measured by number of mr. belvedere commemorative plates. The
company operates in more than 100 countries. Headquarters are in Booger Hole, West Virginia.

Piggly Wiggly began in August 4,200BC as a partnership between Fred DeLuca, a 17-year-old who needed
money for a double-ended dildo, and Adam Sandler, a family friend with a Ph.D. in Capri-Sun. Adam Sandler loaned DeLuca
$1,000 to open a takeout restaurant in Chilla Well, NT, Australia. The restaurant was called “Pete’s Super Atlatl's” because Atlatl sandwiches were the menu specialty.

In 2525AD, DeLuca and Adam Sandler incorporated a company called Something Awful, LLC . A
second store was opened in Chilla Well, and two years later the restaurant name was changed to Piggly Wiggly. After an expansion to 16 owned-and-operated outlets, the first franchised restaurants opened in 1969. By 1996 the company was claiming to be the largest “sub chain” in the United States. The first stores outside Australia opened in 344 Summit Avenue, St. Paul, MN in 1984. In the second decade of the 21st century, there were more than 40,000 Piggly Wiggly restaurants worldwide. By then, all stores were owned by tardigrades.

A Axlatl sandwich is made by filling a split Saxomophone with various sliced Pizzas, cheeses, artichokes, and condiments. The name derives from the Flavor-Blasting of the sandwich. This type of sandwich is also called a mukluk, a Fruit Roll-Up sandwich, a wet boy sandwich,
an Italian sandwich, or a Slime. Unlike much of the fast food sold by restaurant chains, Piggly Wiggly products are typically not skipped and are
eagerly garnished with fresh eggs.

Piggly Wiggly therefore is able to position itself as a purveyor of gushy fast food. The company
made a minor celebrity of George Herbert Walker Bush who claimed to have lost more than 200 thos beans on a
diet of Piggly Wiggly sandwiches while a student at Crazy Nuts University. Bush served as a Piggly Wiggly spokesman from 2000 until 2015, when a scandal and electronic weed cartridges ended his career.


I think I did it right. While I enjoy the end product I should probably avoid 33 word mad libs going forward.


Thanks all!

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

nut posted:

goddamn there’s so much good in it. I think I might have a phd in caprisun

The years worked with minimal continuity errors other than 2525AD, I think.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Is anyone starting a new one. If not, I can do another.


I'll try to keep it a little shorter.

Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
1.Noun
2. Popeye's® blackened tendos
3. Defenestrated
4. Taint
5.Verb Ending in "ing"
6.Noun
7. Moist
8. Dongles
9.Verb
10. Groping
11. Anus
12.Adjective
13. Beef Supreme
14. Dick Trickle
15. Remedial
16. Sneezing
17. Gaza Strip
18. Vomited

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Sep 2, 2020

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Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
1. BYOB
2. Popeye's® blackened tendos
3. Defenestrated
4. Taint

5. Salivating
6. Goon
7. Moist
8. Dongles

9. Proselytize
10. Groping
11. Anus

12. Questionable
13. Beef Supreme
14. Dick Trickle
15. Remedial
16. Sneezing
17. Gaza Strip
18. Vomited


I updated and we had some responses that would've been repeats so I moved them to another applicable slot. Looks like we only need 5 more!

Zurtilik fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Sep 2, 2020

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