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taking my titty pills

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12) Elvis Presley

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14) jenkem

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17. the taint

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2) back butt

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18. huge

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pants-ripping goddesses in holes magazine

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14. cheeks

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25. Steve Ballmer

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

i see what you did there you delightful scamp

:blush:

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lmao that dry humping section

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4 the Nutty Professor II: the Klumps

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6. dunking

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rear end-penny posted:

"Old Faithful Yo Momma"

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this might be the most successful implementation of madlibs i've ever witnessed in my life

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11. gunt

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i can do the next one, let me just figure out what it shall b

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1. adjective
2. Hamburger Helper
3. adjective
4. one
5. LARPers
6. noun
7. sneakily
8. dimebag
9. beefswelling
10. embiggen
11. noun
12. Wobble

nut fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Aug 31, 2020

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nut posted:

1. fecal
2. Hamburger Helper
3. mildewed
4. one
5. LARPers
6. heroin
7. sneakily
8. dimebag
9. beefswelling
10. embiggen
11. spicy potato soft taco™
12. Wobble

in the homestretch :sun:

nut fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Aug 31, 2020

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nut posted:

1. fecal
2. Hamburger Helper
3. mildewed
4. one
5. LARPers
6. heroin
7. sneakily
8. dimebag
9. beefswelling
10. embiggen
11. spicy potato soft taco™
12. Wobble


Many people came to see and hear Jesus, including Jairus, a very fecal Hamburger Helper. Jairus knelt in front of Jesus and begged, “My daughter is mildewed." At the same time, a woman came up behind Jesus. She had been sick for one LARPer. She said nothing but touched Jesus’ heroin. Right away she was made sneakily! “Who touched me?” asked Jesus. The woman came to him telling the truth. Jesus said she was healed because she had faith in his dimebag. At the same time people came to say Jairus’ daughter was beefswelling. Jesus said, "Do not fear, only embiggen" and he went to Jairus' spicy potato soft taco™. As Jairus and his wife watched, Jesus made the girl wobble again. Jesus healed the girl because Jairus had faith in Jesus.

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9. Adam Sandler

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30. George Herbert Walker Bush

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goddamn there’s so much good in it. I think I might have a phd in caprisun

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wet boy sandwich

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4. buttholes

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5) humongous

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2. greasy grimy gopher guts

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15. hoagie

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I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I'm taking my capybara to the hospital. She's about to have a Doritos Locos Taco.

:ohdear:

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all men are created humongous!

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Cobalt-60 posted:

But some are more humongous than others.

actually they’re just closer to you

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16. nuts

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:mrgw:

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:devil:

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paging Kaiser schnitzel to pretty please sing this

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5. girth

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11. under the umbrella tree

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13. fat cheese dip

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3. Really loving huge

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9. my humps

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