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Keru posted:"NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP, DAD" didn't actually happen on the forums, but is adjacent to it. Back in the day when GBS-FM was still new and had a large userbase, there was a member named Kuuenbu. Kuuenbu is genuinely autistic and has severe issues with a) anger, b) modulating his voice and c) really loving loves metal, like too much. At the time, GBS-FM had radio DJ slots on the weekend where a user could run a show for an hour or so, playing whatever they liked and talking in between; most of the time this was great and we had some really good and chill shows. Jiru posted:Some blurry knowledge, so maybe someone else can fill in the gaps: Later she took part in a mod challenge where people had to hold things on their head. That thread also had Shine holding a cat on his head but all of the comments were about his rockin quads and later he became mod of the workout section of YLLS. CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 22:30 on Aug 30, 2020 |
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El_Elegante posted:get a knife block
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Kinda wild to think of the current politics of the general forum and realize that old d&d (2006-7, i think?) was full of genuine Ron Paul lovin' Ben Shapiro prototypes. I think i say this in every version of the sagas thread, but its pretty amazing how much Helldump and LF changed the forum, and a big part of it was giving people a space to call out Debate Club Libertarian Contrarians as bigoted assholes. Specifically, a space where they weren't governed by debate club style rules and modded by other Debate Club Libertarians.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Was Zybourne "developed" in an actual thread or was all the work actually done in PMs/off-site. Every story I've heard about it has been second-hand.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vP6DqBkHA
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Also mass banning people while Lowtax still owns the place seems like a bad choice -------------- King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches. As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters. He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses. "You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!" "Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!" King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood. "Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender. "You'll never get away with this! Never!" "Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself." "Praise be to Allah, seenyor." "Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!" "Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that." The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck. "Now you are immune to rubella." Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk. "Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion." The three figures appeared live via satelite. "Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have...a conversation." CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Sep 15, 2020 |
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Pick posted:Jeff's right to probate people who are claiming the mods are complicit if someone offs themselves. That's an absurd and disgusting standard. my metaphor needs some work
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Silly Newbie posted:Just one? Oh poo poo The Divine Comedy now I get it.
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Barnacle Jim goes into that long
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sourdough posted:He was a good looking dude that apparently managed to never meltdown over getting made fun of for almost two decades. Condolences to yall that knew him.
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FilthyImp posted:In an ironic turn, Lowtax posts a DEAR JEFFREY banme It seems I have underestimated your ability to fail. For that, I apologize. Not to you, but to the people who would enjoyed seeing me tearing your little world apart just that much more. It's a shame, really, that you ignored all of my warnings. Perhaps, if you had just a few brain cells left that weren't circling the bowl, you would have realized how pointless and counterproductive this whole thing was and quit a long time ago. This little venture of yours has failed on every level. On a personal level, for example, have you noticed that the very people you profess to hate have infested your site? They are utterly devoid of reason, their minds deluded with lies and ignorance. Their perceptions are hard-coded in a language they will never understand. Yet, these empty shells have flocked here, and what's even more amusing about it is, they emulate you. They've taken the worst things about you, namely your personality and humor, and twisted it into something far more repugnant than even you are capable of being. One bad joke becomes one thousand hideous hybrids, and it spreads like a virus. This is your audience, Richard, and they love you. That isn't very important, though. I am sure you don't care, as long as they're lined up at the trough. What is important, however, is this. I would guess that you take as much enjoyment as anyone might at seeing these ridiculous business models fail like the insane fantasies they were. The pseudo reality of Internet commerce has finally been perceived for what it is, and the only people left are those who were lucky, smart or both. Now, being exposed to so much talk of this, for what, like over a loving year now, have you ever stopped to consider how you ever came to the conclusion that a parasite like yourself could possibly hope to survive in this environment? The corporate tit is gone, and you are completely incapable of surviving on your own. You think these failed companies had stupid business models? How about yours? I knew the advertising market was going to collapse years ago, because it's based on the assumption that banners are effective. Think about it.. You are entirely dependant on advertising.. yet, the people you try to attract are people who aren't going to click on, let alone buy whatever stupid crap that is being advertised. I am sure most of the clicks you have gotten have been sympathy clicks. Did you actually think that it was going to last forever? Everybody knows it doesn't loving work, and most sites have to beg their readers to click, just to pay the server bill. Did you think corporations weren't going to notice that no one was buying their products? You're an idiot, Richard, and I sincerely mean that. The contemptuously stupid decisions you made regarding the various networks you joined don't matter at all because the entire idea was flawed from the start. Enjoy your last moments as a free man. You'll soon be shovelling poo poo for the rest of your life at some nameless corporation, a vacant look forever etched upon your face. Years from now, when you're no better off than when you started, when it finally hits you that it's all been nothing but a wasted lie, think of me. Think of me, Richard, and when you do, realize that I was the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie. You seem predestined for failure, however, so I doubt there is anything one can do for you. Just remember, when the joy is gone, when you're clawing at the boundaries of your little world, you always had a choice. CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 17:45 on Oct 10, 2020 |
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That post was made in like 2000 or 2001
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Shifty Nipples posted:Your spooky lobster dog reminds me of some of the fun times that have happened on the forums. It's nice to see. Themed avatars are fun. Edgar Allen Ho posted:All I know is that from now on whenever I see a tubby white man in his late 30s, I'll be proud to yell "Stairs? STAIRS??! MANGOSTEEN!" That happened. CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 15:36 on Oct 13, 2020 |
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Hot Diggity! posted:Gotta say people getting mad about the logo of the site is pretty funny. Nuns with Guns posted:edit- And holy poo poo GameQuoter appears on page 15 to give that thread an extra blessing. CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Oct 13, 2020 |
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CPColin posted:No, that was a GameCube somebody brought.
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zakharov posted:Those meets were ridiculous and I can't believe I convinced my parents to let ~17 year old me go. There was a table with big sheets of paper for everyone to make signs and BOY HOWDY THEY MADE SIGNS and I'm sad that I missed it because I moved before then. Also Cannibal with his toy drive for Ronald McDonald House where goons went to the Toys R Us in Times Square and bought a bunch of toys and carried them on the street up to the Ronald McDonald House in an early version of Child's Play charity. gently caress it I'm gonna keep posting; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdCyJgfQsRo CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 17:31 on Oct 13, 2020 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:You're about to have a real Bodysnatchers moment when you realize you're the only poster that isn't a KM alt.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Weepinbell, victreebel, vileplume, and weezing are the underrated champions of mons. Also they all post here Rutibex is https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=25863. With userid of 25863 I had a starting point. 25900 had someone with Sept 9th. 26000 had someone with Sept 20th. So within those bounds, eventually I got 25963 with Sept 9th and 25965 on Sept 14th, with 25964 not found on the live forums. You are welcome for this useless knowledge.
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FilthyImp posted:I tried making a joke and it didn't land. Apparently mislabeling someone as a FYAd jokester is serious business? edit: Or the GIP thread of military mishaps
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I met him at Gooncon 2k3 in Toronto and he was an edgelord back then and was either too drunk at breakfast to handle himself or the type of edgelord that was totally sober and just being an rear end. Moot started 4chan as a side event to ADTRW using 2channel software, and after the pedocaust of the early 2000s when the ADTRW pedos like Kirtaner and Marshall Banana and Censored Vagina and Ricequeen's Erection (mod of ADTRW at the time) got banned they all went to 4chan and now Donald Trump is President.
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The Kins posted:I mean, you are, just for entirely different reasons.
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Shifty Nipples posted:Very same, also I had heard that a crazy person is not aware of their insanity so I figured if I know I'm nuts it would prevent or postpone voices taking up residence in my head.
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FilthyImp posted:HaV shutting down was a sad day I hope she is doing well.
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Geocities Homepage King posted:You don't have to be crazy to post here, but it helps! Wait poo poo not that
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I just want to know if the term "krautrock" is going to be verboten going forward.
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Nuns with Guns posted:Wasn't there also a bet involved for some children's medical fund or disaster relief that some SA posters wanted to rescind because Smash Mouth didn't adequately Eat the Eggs? I don't know about some SA posters wanting to rescind the donation because that defeats the purpose of charity. A good cause got money, Guy Fieri made some eggs for SmashMouth to eat, DocEvil ended up in fanart as he gooned it up, great success!
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luxury handset posted:settle down there tom friedman
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Pick posted:mixed with honey
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Spanish Manlove posted:I'm a sovereign shitposter I'm a Freegoon on the LAN.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:The poster who had to compliment the Seattle Seahawks in every post was a great modchallenge
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freemandela posted:the may contain peanuts summary thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3411101 may contain peanuts ended up doing a "whoops wrong thread" while watching the NFL Draft and still kept up the toxx
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Spanish Manlove posted:post a picture wearing only one sock, nothing else, like the red hot chili peppers of bitcoin WHAT I GOT YOU GOTTA PURCHASE ON THE BLOCKCHAIN
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dwarf74 posted:Can we resolve this in a gentlemanly way - say by a nice game of chess This shopping list of bread milk and eggs means I can jump my rook over the pawns.
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Hodgepodge posted:Have you heard of a poster named "koalas march?"
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Speaking of posters who matter, congrats on being surreptitiously referred to in a podcast guest featuring Jeff of yospos I wanna hear a goon podcast for I am broken Edit: 2 girls 1 podcast, got it
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Yo S'pose.
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Puppy Galaxy posted:i wanna know who the fake jeffrey is. the fact that they have matching gang tags suggests mods are involved. maybe even jeffrey himself??? One has a red star "Jeffrey" and one does not "Jeffery"
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number 1 snake fan posted:Chernobyl Princess's PMF thread about why her kid is crying currently is top-tier: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3920053&pagenumber=1&perpage=40&userid=0#post504087430
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multijoe posted:He definitely bragged about giving guys beatings for 'resisting arrest' and got banned for making 'sixteen is scientifically the hottest age' posts, so it really wasn't spun out of nothing CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Feb 21, 2021 |
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pentyne posted:So after recently remember I have archives I've been checking out some way back when times on the forums. Obviously the language and attitudes were.....different but wtf was going on in 2006 in PYF?
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