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Now that Bowsette is officially over, where will you be sending your horny energy? This poll is closed. |
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| Melinda Rust (née Megamelons) |
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13 | 5.86% |
| Twitch streamers |
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9 | 4.05% |
| VTube animes |
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27 | 12.16% |
| Any of the other –ette monstrosities |
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10 | 4.50% |
| [Lie] I don’t get horny. |
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54 | 24.32% |
| Other (Bowsette) |
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93 | 41.89% |
| Now that I'm an IK, I can make my own option |
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13 | 5.86% |
| David Crossup |
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1 | 0.45% |
| Bob PSPGodenkirk |
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2 | 0.90% |
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:It sounds like there won't exactly be a short supply of the bundle. I mean, its releasing digitally. Its not the amount, its just it being pointlessly limited time my brain goes "eh just miss out". I got reverse FOMO
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Sep 8, 2020 09:31
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I think I would have preferred stick bug, but yall already know the only thing I like less than Breath of the Wild's gameplay is its story.
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Sep 8, 2020 15:14
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Densha De Go without the arcade controller setup seems really stupid.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:09
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Steel Ball Run features the revelation that Jesus, aka Joshua bin Joseph, is a JoJo and also the clearest thought experiment of why rude people tend to get their way.
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Sep 9, 2020 07:52
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The rack focus or whatever its called where only a small area around you is in focus and everything else is blurred in The Touryst is vile. Every second I play this game I think to myself, I wish it wasnt actively making it harder to play the game by looking ugly on purpose.
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Sep 9, 2020 09:36
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Black > Sigma And 2> Sigma and Razors Edge > 3
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Sep 9, 2020 11:42
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Hit a part of The Touryst where you can't fully control the camera and must jump on orbs glowing in the darkness without any reference to where they are in 3d space. No.
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Sep 9, 2020 15:28
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:They want a game where they win a lot while the average person loses a lot. Its this. Look at any conversation about hating skill based matchmaking and its the fantasy of getting to crush first time players
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Sep 10, 2020 02:11
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Relax Or DIE posted:i don't disagree but i think it's only one aspect of it, the other crossing over with things like death of private servers/community-based play and how many games fall into the 'role-based team game' mold which I think may actually just be bad design outside of full premades. I think games being increasingly designed like American Football rather than like a pickup game of footy is a real trend, but there are many games that still exist to pickup that slack and some of the most popular games on the market don't follow that design mold for obvious reasons. I think complaining about premades and mmr is wanting your pubstomping cake and eating it too, you want to stomp on other players but not by investing work to find other equally skilled people to team up with you. You just want a free range stomping.
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Sep 10, 2020 02:34
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Relax Or DIE posted:that being true i think more games should secret match people with bots once in a while A lot of them do, and players absolutely hate when they find this out.
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Sep 10, 2020 02:39
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The 7th Guest posted:what happened to 'tryhards' A new term for a new generation.
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Sep 10, 2020 02:44
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Paladins (RIP) had it where the first four or five levels of progression all you fought was bots and the amount of people bragging about their godlike skill at the game even though they just started was just magical
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Sep 10, 2020 02:46
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:I think I was watching someone play PUBG and he took a shot at someone who immediately dropped and laid down in an open field and he was like "This is EXACTLY how the bots in ARMA2 behave." Not sure if anything ever came of it but apparently PUBG is starting to die down and now bots are "officially" in the game as of April to help pad out servers PUBG has like 200 million mau, granted mostly in China. The only platform with mandatory bots is Stadia.
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Sep 10, 2020 03:17
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That song is a big ol nothing to me. Its not bad, its not good. Its like any random stage music in a game nobody talks about the soundtrack of.
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Sep 10, 2020 08:44
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Jay Rust posted:(Someone explain the village in flames joke please The current West Coast Wild Fire was caused by a botched gender reveal party, much like the previous one last year or two years ago.
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Sep 10, 2020 15:21
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Played Hypnospace Outlaw and got to Carl P's page about Lisa and I guess now Im going to sleep.
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Sep 10, 2020 15:23
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Seems late to do a fantasy draft.
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Sep 10, 2020 23:42
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It makes sense, Im just kind of impressed you're able to schedule it then without issue as my drafts always had to move the day around like crazy to accomodate.
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Sep 10, 2020 23:47
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Wouldn't "you" be the most common or are we explicitly removing pronouns from contention here?
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Sep 11, 2020 00:24
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Black Desert Online has a wonderfully, wonderfully overdetailed character creator that I got good mileage from that then plops you into one of the worst playing games Ive touched in a long time. It plays like you put Dragon's Dogma in the Pet Semetary, twice.
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Sep 11, 2020 17:34
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Companies spend shitloads of money doing consumer research and then when it says "your company sucks, nobody wants this" throw it in the trash and do it anyway.
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Sep 12, 2020 01:03
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I love collectathons but Assassins Creed doesn't do it for me. More games by Ladybug when????
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Sep 12, 2020 01:13
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ymgve posted:I get slaughtered by the unique enemies in Xenoblade 1, even when I'm at the same level as them. I think I might be bad at games. Imagine unique enemies have like 3 more levels than what their levels say. You can still 100% chump them with some grinding or you can treat it like a boss fight. I would absolutely not recommend fighting them lower than their level as the penalties in Xenoblade for level below opponent get vicious fast
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Sep 12, 2020 02:49
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Only play Stranger of Sword City if you have it on Vita. All other versions didn't and never will get the update patch and its a huge list of improvements to the game. The vanilla title has a fantastic opening bit but very very rapidly you realize a huge portion of the challenge is going to be the game making you physically walk through 3+ dungeons in a row to access the one you need to currently beat instead of just giving you a warp anywhere nearby to where you want to be. Still planning to buy their new game
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Sep 12, 2020 10:10
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Relax Or DIE posted:I tried labyrinth of refrain but the character advancement felt boring and it was real horny and not always in a good way Operencia. I really really liked Operencia even if its a B game to the core
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Sep 12, 2020 13:07
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abelwingnut posted:yea, i think i'd like to develop a pattern of mid-length game, long game, short game. from what i can tell nier is roughly mid-length, so it seems a good starter. and link's awakening sounds like a good short game from what you're saying. The story relationship betwen Xenoblade 1 and 2 is an allusion to it during the prefinal boss cutscene and a single call back line during the final battle. Xenoblade 1 is also a far better game, but still has lots of really baffling counter fun mechanics. Edit: Both of their DLCs are significant steps up from their base games in quality and Id wish that lesson would carry to the next one Barudak fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 12, 2020 14:43
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Ometeotl posted:Love to casually spoil big endgame plot developments That the games are connected very very very tangentially is not a big endgame development and has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on the story of either of the games.
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Sep 12, 2020 15:45
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I said come in! posted:Stranger of Sword City Revisited is apparently coming to Steam next year https://store.steampowered.com/app/1363840/Saviors_of_Sapphire_Wings__Stranger_of_Sword_City_Revisited/ Thats a whole new update, maybe, because the Vita version was called something else. I'd need more details since the steam page is vague as hell but that could be awesome and I might need to double dip since the version I have ain't getting didly any time soon (ever) They're absolutely a developer who needs some budget and direction because they're so close to making great dungeon crawlers. Barudak fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 12, 2020 15:59
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Hrm Momodora Reverie under the Something or Other, I do think its terrible design to give additional equipment only to people who defeat bosses flawlessly thus proving they don't need it. I don't know why you think its a good idea, but hey, you do you. Coming off Touhou this is way more a metroidvania in layout but mein gott its just brutal with the damage output of enemies and that health is metroid controlled.
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Sep 12, 2020 16:54
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RBA Starblade posted:Someone gifted me that game a while ago, it wasn't bad. None of those boss items matter. The big titty witch you kill by smacking her breasts to death was pretty embarrassing though. The items being good or not is still silly, they're functional items and have uses. I'd be fine if the trade off is I have to pay for them later, but making them one time only is doofy since again, they're rewards for people who don't need them. The first one also isn't amazing, but I still dealt solid chip damage to the second boss with it so its not like its just a blank medallion saying "no hit" like in Castlevania titles which is something Im totally fine with. I finished the second boss you beat by punching her boobs which are the size of your adult human sized character and the entire tone of the game kind of got lost for a minute.
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Sep 12, 2020 17:36
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Ciaphas posted:i think one of the endings is from perfecting every boss too? You got me super worried so I looked it up and no, it looks like the ending is solely tied to weather you upgrade your main attack or not.
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Sep 12, 2020 22:58
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It will play PS4 games. What if any enhancements you get who knows but thats what they said. PS4 games.
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Sep 13, 2020 02:52
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Momodora's difficulty curve is a mig ol bess and I don't like having instadeath pits in my metroidvania at all. It looks like you can eventually buy the the item you get from the first boss at around 75%+ of the game so thats nice but still silly since that item is real real good. The ability to turn into a cat should have been bound to a dedicated button, the current setup is just silly.
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Sep 13, 2020 15:26
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That combat doesn't look right but Im here for the way too many clashing bright colors at once aesthetic
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Sep 13, 2020 15:33
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I cant rag on Momodora too much for being an insanely small person team but the difficulty curve is a downward slope from the first boss, there is absolutely no reason for their to be one hit kill go back to last save point platforming in a metroidvania, and the item for beating the first boss flawlessly is stupidly good and basically has no reason to be unequipped except for the final boss who is inexplicably immune. I'd play another game by these people, yeah, but like small learnings would be appreciated.
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Sep 14, 2020 07:28
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Real hurthling! posted:So xbox is gonna get very destroyed now right Absolutely barring something insane like Elden Ring is a launch title exclusive
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Sep 17, 2020 01:15
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Gripweed posted:I missed the PS5 event, how's it looking? Sony realized they need something like gamepass and have actual launch games and offering the discless for 400 so pretty good
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Sep 17, 2020 01:53
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Monkey Fracas posted:So do I have to buy a PS5 I had to leave work and do something before the stream was done Every game except demons souls comes out on PS4 and also all the preorders sold out already so you can safely wait.
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Sep 17, 2020 03:54
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Weedle posted:that's true. apple is richer so i hope it hurts them more, but it would also be very funny if epic just committed this massive own goal and got nothing out of it I am not a lawyer but currently this looks less like an own goal and more like epic built a ball kicking machine and then pointed it at their own net
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Sep 17, 2020 16:40
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Dauntless's escalation is a nice twist up on the formula and the finally did the smart thing of reusing existing Behemoths and giving them dramatic visual changes and tweaked moves to make them fit different elements. Its weird its taken them so long to do that and that you can't fight them or the escalation boss monsters outside of escalation but hey, improvements.
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Sep 21, 2020 06:22
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