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Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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My last show in person was Wrestlemania 23

It was fine, I guess. I got to see a literal fascist get hit with a stone cold stunner.

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Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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DANG IT

Endless Mike posted:

I got to one of these during a vacation in St. Pete, and yeah it was fun. I got to see Braun before they knew what they were doing with him.

They still don't know what they're doing with him

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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What a profoundly uncool company in every single way

Boomer-rear end promotion

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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It's daring WWE to actually do something about it, for sure.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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lol a new KanaChanTV 5 hours ago

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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For every Jon Moxley there are a hundred Ricochets.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Ember/Athena could be in a good spot too. What are they gonna do, fire her so she can go have the career her talent deserves in AEW?

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Vince should just be honest and state he "just wants a little taste. You know, wet my beak."

Mafia-rear end company

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Sydney Bottocks posted:

The problem is Vince's approach is more likely to be along these lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDgjLf_rk4

Ricochet walks into an arena all happy, only to see it is Main Event

"Oh No--"

PTEWWWW!

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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"Tommy Gets Made" is basically the story of every NXT callup

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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We've got a comedy pyramid going

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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A million snitches and narcs in that company and zero good ideas

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Rarity posted:

Promote your brand, just don't make money off it

Also please only use pre-approved WWE Terminology

Also please run it by our social media team before posting

Actually just shut up and give us your accounts and we'll take care of it

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Immediately my headcanon that Asuka showed up to work today screaming in an a Kansai dialect as usual but this time directed at Vince

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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just endlessly spinning wheels on a bunch of storylines that don't matter and don't get anyone over

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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I'm amazed he hasn't already been called up to be a ninja.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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WWE is so addicted to swerves and turns and betrayals and such that all it accomplishes is that it makes their environment look completely dysfunctional.

AEW by comparison is a wrestling league with standings for titles and many matches that are simply competitive for its own sake. There are personal feuds and sometimes people turn on their allies but it's done rarely enough to shock.

Nothing in WWE shocks because they do it all the loving time, in back to back segments, and often just loving forget what they did last week.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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The Miz is like the one guy who is correct to be a cop for WWE. He's a former world champion, something they wouldn't give Shinsuke Nakamura

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Jake Atlas is the guy they signed with fanfare and immediately jobbed out to the Dexter guy, right

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Ad by Khad posted:

they found a big deposit of new championship belts in the dumpster

Haha, excellent

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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blunt posted:

I think we can all agree that what this week has been missing is a really good tag-team street fight

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1306635440158584834

📣 STOP PUSHING BARON CORBIN 📣

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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If they didn't want Otis to have the briefcase why the gently caress did they book him to win it

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Lacey "Sammy Guevara needs to learn how to work" Evans

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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"Keith Lee, the guy who gets repeatedly owned" is a good use of his time and talent for sure

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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This is bad in a way that is truly amazing for the amount of money they get

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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No Lance, Kevin Dunn was on staff before the pandemic

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Rarity posted:

So are Slapjack, T-Bar and Mace meant to be the same people as Shane Thorne, Dominik Dijakovic and Dio Maddin or is this a Husky Harris/Bray Wyatt kinda deal where they're completely new characters?

I hope all three of these losers are on NXT Wednesday with zero reference to their moonlighting gig as paid anarchists

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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I guess my question is if he has a reputation of taking liberties everywhere he goes, why hasn't someone hosed him up in return yet?

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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This Retribution thing keeps finding new ways to be embarrassing

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Jun 20, 2001

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KungFu Grip posted:

if dont look in the nxt thread, tegan nox apparently had her third ACL tear since she's signed with WWE and is only 26

god, someone get her the gently caress out of there

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Did that motherfucker break his neck from the front on a suicide dive on raw

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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profoundly uncool

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Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

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Literally every storyline they have going on every show is ridiculously embarrassing.

This Retribution thing is unfathomably terrible.

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