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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Like shark tank

what is the valuation of this place?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm selling call puts at ten over a barrel under asking for twice the price

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




every post is one share

every probe is 10 shares

every ban is 100 shares

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Bad Purchase posted:

every post is one share

every probe is 10 shares

every ban is 100 shares

User name-post, etc.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i've got something to share: i love to gently caress

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hell yeah

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i don't know why you'd think that, op

Roundabout
Oct 31, 2006
It's Crumbelievable!
I'm ready to goon rush the board meetings

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
You can organize a leveraged buyout and then you can buy as many shares as you want

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



SA should be a co-op where we all share in the the profits reaped by every :10bux: spent on a signup

Roundabout
Oct 31, 2006
It's Crumbelievable!

Carrion Luggage posted:

Like shark tank

what is the valuation of this place?



I'll give you 10 bars of purestrain gold and one meat shoe for 51% of the company.

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3
Yeah, sure. I'd love to have negative equity

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the only thing better than negative equity is negegative equity

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
gonna short SA comedy forums

edit: sorry I meant shart

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

it seems like this is a buyer's market

i am buying all shares for 1 dollar and after i have 51% there will be some changes around here

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm burying my shares in the backyard, just imagine how much money I'll be able to get when I sell them in 20-30 years!

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Colonel Cancer posted:

I'm burying my shares in the backyard, just imagine how much money I'll be able to get when I sell them in 20-30 years!

sell them now, i am offering prime rates

i need to ban pick

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’ve got a plan to sell bundles of investment-grade mod-backed subprime posts

gonna make a fortune spreading that risk across the entire post economy

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Carrion Luggage posted:

sell them now, i am offering prime rates

i need to ban pick

Again??

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Spinz posted:

Again??

for life

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Ill buy the shares with 100 goldbelly cookies

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
It’s like buying shares in a curse. Why would you do this?

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
Just you wait. We’ll be publicly traded very soon and then all those restricted shares will be worth something.

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Jeff taking SA to wallstreet

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