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sugar chemist: you have discovered the secret of extracting and refining sugar from expired breakfast cereals
cannibal dryad: your body has adapted to extract the nutrients from forest fire smoke, also grants immunity to smoker's cough and tear gas
raccoon: you have a +15% chance to find edible food while sifting through rubbish and a +15% chance to be treed by coon hounds
pipe scraper: you have discovered how to gather and refine caffeine from ruined coffee shop plumbing
win condition: come what may, when future generations trip over your skeleton they will be able to determine only that you died while having a really good time
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Apr 27, 2024 04:38
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- Jinh
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Pucker Up: your enjoyment of sour beers now also includes any beer that has gone sour with age, up to and including beer that has become solid matter with the passage of time.
Mysterious Strangers: you will occasionally find personalized handwritten notes under traffic cones from one of the two mysterious "Cone Brothers". These messages contain words of encouragement in the face of this apocalyptic adversity.
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Sep 9, 2020 03:50
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- Gross Dude
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Cool as a cucumber : Your body is adept at keeping itself from over heating. To bad the earth isn't.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:07
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- nut
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I’m working on a script: you can still access the wifi at all Starbucks
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Sep 9, 2020 12:36
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- Slumpy
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Natural Talent: through years of practice you've found out you can cry just a little less loud now
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Sep 9, 2020 13:55
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- super sweet best pal
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Itchy trigger finger: shooting a gun hurts your hand so you’ve mastered the art of diplomacy in hopes of never firing one again. Bonus to success in all dialogue checks, but way less accurate in combat.
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Sep 9, 2020 14:50
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- BUG JUG
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poo poo makes the flowers grow: your internal personality literally oozes out of you as fertilizer for your survival garden.
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Sep 9, 2020 14:55
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- Prof. Crocodile
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urban doomsday prepper: +10 lbs carry capacity, +5% barter prices, items with a weight of two pounds or less now weigh half as much, +100% chance to die stuck in traffic on a bridge out of town immediately after the bombs fall
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Sep 9, 2020 23:14
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- caleb
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...rough day at the orifice.
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Mechanically Seperated, Extremely Satiated: Each can of Hormel product consumed grants double HP restoration.
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Sep 9, 2020 23:34
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- caleb
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...rough day at the orifice.
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Over 30: Your RAD level constantly descends back to zero no matter how many SoundCloud rappers you try to get into.
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Sep 9, 2020 23:44
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Natural Talent: through years of practice you've found out you can cry just a little less loud now
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Sep 10, 2020 01:35
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Hibernaestivation: when it's too cold you take a good long nap, when it's too hot you take a good long nap. this practice has kept you alive, healthy and active (during roughly one month in spring and one month in fall)
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Sep 10, 2020 09:38
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- Escape From Noise
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I've Prepared For This Mentally: Having both read the novel The Road and watched the movie, you understand the critical importance of canned goods.
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Sep 11, 2020 20:51
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ButtTheShitmanFart: Nobody can see you but they somehow sense that you are out there, just out of reach, lurking!
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Sep 11, 2020 20:53
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- Escape From Noise
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Mutant: You have both colorblindness and sickle cell anemia.
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Sep 11, 2020 20:57
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- Escape From Noise
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Costner's Gambit: You went all in on preparing for an apocalypse like the one in Waterworld. Now you have a beached ship as the world's water sources have almost completely depleted. But hey, at least you know how to drink your own pee.
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Sep 11, 2020 21:05
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Master of the Twerk: frighten smaller enemies with the sound of your booty clap, mesmerize larger enemies with the movement of your cheeks.
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Sep 12, 2020 06:23
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Bog Bod: ignore the chaos around you secure in the fact that you're buried safely understand several meters of loam.
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Sep 12, 2020 07:03
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Awesome!: you have a tail, awesome.
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Sep 12, 2020 09:08
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- Escape From Noise
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Awesome!: you have a tail, awesome.
Tails: You have two tails and are constantly getting trolled.
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Sep 12, 2020 09:32
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Tails: You have two tails and are constantly getting trolled.
Legacy: of all the dumb poo poo to survive, it's your crude mspaint drawings that the rat people crop into avatars for their online forums eons into the future.
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Sep 12, 2020 09:50
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Wifi: for some reason you still have wifi, and you can still post, making life a little more bearable
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Sep 12, 2020 11:39
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Electric Funeral: You can bury robot remains for slight karma increase.
this would unironically be awesome in a real fallout game imo
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Sep 12, 2020 17:09
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- Khanstant
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Pipe Scraper Rank 2: get blazed af on resin balls
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Sep 21, 2020 18:27
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- ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
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Dollar Bill: A mysterious man with a bad haircut wants to buy you out! You lose your inventory, your homes and their contents but gain 7.5 billion caps.
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Sep 22, 2020 07:07
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nature vs. nerdture: you have no acumen for living in any kind of a world that presents you with adversity and will be one of the first to go. you're children, however, having needed to fend for themselves in light of your atrocious parenting skills have developed an almost preternatural ability for self preservation
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Sep 23, 2020 06:21
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- Finger Prince
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Over 30: Your RAD level constantly descends back to zero no matter how many SoundCloud rappers you try to get into.
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Sep 24, 2020 01:06
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