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Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

Oscar Wild posted:

But muh tax cuts!

pretty sure he's blaming bernie supporters for someone loving over clinton? hard to tell since he's being vague and the fact that thinking bernie supporters were the cause of her loss... if so. lol

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old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Bernie supportorishly: BLAME ME YOU STUPID rear end in a top hat

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

lol

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:51

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

i guess i get to add onto my post from the last thread

clinton losing 2016: bernie's fault
democrats taking back the house 2018: we don't need bernie supporters
rbg dying 2020: bernie's fault
biden winning 2020: we don't need bernie supporters
biden losing 2020: bernie's fault.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:51

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

I was literally ugly crying into my pillow, an absolute wreck, sobbing. And then I remembered, what would Dumbledore do...

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:52

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

nooneofconsequence posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307131790990151688?s=20

Once again, Ted Cruz reveals why he's a reprehensible piece of poo poo

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:52

Virginia Slams: Nov 17, 2012

Bogus Adventure posted:

Once again, Ted Cruz reveals why he's a reprehensible piece of poo poo

Watch how you speak about the future honorable justice Cruz

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:53

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Strong Sauce posted:

pretty sure he's blaming bernie supporters for someone loving over clinton? hard to tell since he's being vague and the fact that thinking bernie supporters were the cause of her loss... if so. lol

I was thinking of the Republicans who held their nose and voted for the fiscal conservative but purity has many forms.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:53

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

Oscar Wild posted:

I was literally ugly crying into my pillow, an absolute wreck, sobbing. And then I remembered, what would Dumbledore do...

Dumbledore planned for his freaking death, and loving chugged poison or got hit by a lightning spell in his balls or whatever. gently caress but also RIP RBG and also our civil liberties, lol

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:54

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Mad Hamish posted:

I'm sure all the women who will die screaming from miscarriages or back-alley abortions will be comforted by remembering all those people who decided to keep their ideological purity back in 2016.

If we're lucky, the pre-Roe v Wade status quo would be the states get to decide whether to outlaw abortion or not, so if you live in a blue state or near a blue state, it's fine. I don't think we're lucky, though.

Virginia Slams posted:

Imagine devoting your whole life fighting for other peoples rights and instead of solidifying your legacy and retiring you stay until your meat husk gets hosed to death by cancer and then having everything you worked for pissed away not even 2 months after you die. Sure would be a lol

Totally true. Once you hit 80, it's time to think about retiring.

*Looks at Democratic candidate for President*

OH SHI-

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:54

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

I have never been so excited to phone bank for biden.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:55

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

im not lolling and i want too die

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:56

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Oscar Wild posted:

I have never been so excited to phone bank for biden.

people are so excited about his campaign that they didn't even put up phone banking instructions after the election lol

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:56

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

TheAardvark posted:

people are so excited about his campaign that they didn't even put up phone banking instructions after the election lol

I get texts to volunteer to do so literally like every other day dude

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:57

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Chief McHeath posted:

im not lolling and i want too die

Don't die before Nov 3rd. Please, we need all hands on deck.

I'm pledging not to die before Nov 3rd. Voting - it's literally the least we can do.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:57

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

i am number 1 poster in this thread now.

i'm probably gonna sign off and booze up even though i told myself no drinking this weekend.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:57

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Pick posted:

I get texts to volunteer to do so literally like every other day dude

I must be on their "pay pig" list, 'cuz I literally only get requests for money.

Maybe it's 'cuz I'm in Illinois :shrug:

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

LabyaMynora posted:

If we're lucky, the pre-Roe v Wade status quo would be the states get to decide whether to outlaw abortion or not, so if you live in a blue state or near a blue state, it's fine.

p sure a few states passed laws making it a crime to transport a pregnant woman across the state line for the purpose of getting an abortion

just fyi

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:58

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Strong Sauce posted:

i am number 1 poster in this thread now.

i'm probably gonna sign off and booze up even though i told myself no drinking this weekend.

You're doing god's work, son. keep posting.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 02:59

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Hey guys, hot take alert:

Everything loving sucks all the time forever

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:01

Virginia Slams: Nov 17, 2012

Strong Sauce posted:

i am number 1 poster in this thread now.

i'm probably gonna sign off and booze up even though i told myself no drinking this weekend.

Get some rest, plenty of lols abound tomorrow.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:02

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

k guys see you tomorrow i just can't

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# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:02

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

4 years and the writers are still getting me.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:03

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/BreakingNews/status/1307137920353144833?s=19

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Chuds McGreedy: Aug 26, 2007; Jumanji

JNCO suit, so strong and confident

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Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

just you guys wait for the october finale

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:03

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

im still betting on queen elizabeth dying in the next 2 1/2 months

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Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

lol remember feeling good about being alive? yeah me neither

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:07

LordSloth: Mar 7, 2008; Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Normy posted:

They don't want to tell him during the rally because they know he and the crowd will hoot and holler

Apparently they forgot he couldn�t read and tried to pass a note.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:09

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Loden Taylor posted:

lol remember feeling good about being alive? yeah me neither

Yeah, when I was :lol:

'in that Scalia suddenly died and that the Republicans were well on their way to nominating Donald loving Trump.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:09

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Strong Sauce posted:

McSally but that might be a stretch

mcSally was the first loving senator to say fill the vacancy lol-

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:11

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

LabyaMynora posted:

Yeah, when I was 'in that Scalia suddenly died and that the Republicans were well on their way to nominating Donald loving Trump.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Scalia died as the sacrifice of his weird robed hunting cult, giving his life in order to send the rest of us to hellworld. He was their fat, sweaty, CHUD-y Jesus.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:11

Chuds McGreedy: Aug 26, 2007; Jumanji

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:13

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

LabyaMynora posted:

If we're lucky, the pre-Roe v Wade status quo would be the states get to decide whether to outlaw abortion or not, so if you live in a blue state or near a blue state, it's fine. I don't think we're lucky, though.

Totally true. Once you hit 80, it's time to think about retiring.

*Looks at Democratic candidate for President*

OH SHI-

there's an extremely clear line of succession for president. pre-25th amendment where the president dying meant that the VP slot would just be vacant for the rest of the term and if the new pres dies who knows you would have a point thought

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:13

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

there's an extremely clear line of succession for president. pre-25th amendment where the president dying meant that the VP slot would just be vacant for the rest of the term and if the new pres dies who knows you would have a point thought

Yeah, I know. It just didn't feel right to say, "Y'KNOW, WHEN RBG WAS 81 SHE REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF RETIREMENT!" without acknowledging that Biden will turn 78 on Nov 20th.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:16

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

LabyaMynora posted:

Yeah, I know. It just didn't feel right to say, "Y'KNOW, WHEN RBG WAS 81 SHE REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF RETIREMENT!" without acknowledging that Biden will turn 78 on Nov 20th.

At least he if he dies he has a VP, wait oh god oh gently caress

# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:21