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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Or just one guy with a tuba playing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqbVbGFl2PI

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Who are the members of this pretend cabinet that exists solely so Trump can still feel like he still has special boy status?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Okay this is a huge shot in the dark here, and maybe the memory fog is too dense, but I swear I've seen this picture before. Was anyone else here posting on the secular web/infidels.org message boards in the early 2000s? I remember there was a particularly annoying Christian troll that would pop in, make a bunch of dumb arguments, get laughed out, have him return later, repeat. He was a super weird dude outside of the religiosity and one of the claims he made was the cum was great for skin care. Someone jokingly asked if he used it on himself, and he posted a picture of himself to prove the effectiveness of cum as a face moisturizer. Lets just say, 20ish years later, I had a gut punch of recognition when I saw this photo.

Any other secular web veterans from way back in the day remember anything like this?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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"ALL will be Revealed & Exposed..."

Is that really the phrasing you want to go with Matty boy?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Why the gently caress are they in Manhattan?!

Because actually living in Chud land sucks poo poo.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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The Last Call posted:



Wait until they get to the chapter on magnets.

You would think the residents of chudlandia would have touched an electric fence or seen a static spark in the dark or, oh I don't loving know, a bolt of lightning.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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The Last Call posted:

5% is at least from Kentucky.



poo poo man lost the poo poo he shitted out.

Never thought leopards would eat MY face, says man who raised and nurtured a leopard from birth and taught it face eating.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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nexous posted:

What the gently caress are they really trying to enact rapture or something I thought that was far fetched

Speaking of end times, my crazy flat Earther uncle thinks that they are 5 years away. You see the sign that the end times are upon us will be when all the states enact Sunday laws that legally enforce Sunday as the day of rest. This is bad not because of the obvious 1st amendment violation, but because the true day of rest is Saturday and it is the work of Satan that has tricked people into thinking it is Sunday. He's bought a bunch of camping gear and those survival food buckets so he can flee into the mountains when this happens.

And that isn't even the weirdest thing about the guy. Just recently learned from my cousins that he likes to eat pancakes with ketchup and mustard.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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I thought tiny was finally in jail for violating probation for the millionth time. Silly me for thinking a Nazi would actually face a consequence.


cynic posted:

Just a reminder that this is happening this week and "During this event, Mike Lindell will be revealing cyber data and packet captures from the 2020 November Election.". As someone who has worked with electoral data and in cybersecurity I'm definitely interested to see exactly what these cyber packets actually are.


Pretty sure it has already been revealed to be publicly available voter registration information.

Kung Food fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Aug 9, 2021

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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How much does differences in the cost of malpractice insurance factor into doctor pay? I've heard it's absolutely brutal in the states compared to elsewhere.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Yeah, that was my point. For 40 years he tried to make TRUMP a brand.

Now it is and he's not making money off it.

Absolute donkey brains.

The thing is, he is obsessed with his brand being associated with high class and luxury, so the complete opposite of what his fans would actually buy. He could probably make all the money if he came out with Trump brand malt liquor, but his ego and obsession with being associated with luxury would never allow it.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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How many white, rural conservatives have even met a proper lib? How many are dying to own a caricature invented by fox new that doesn't actually exist?

lol

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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I mean... not wrong.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Time_pants posted:

Straight up, this is incredibly hosed. The fact that Desantis is front and center involved in hocking this poo poo and making himself as its unofficial spokesman basically guarantees that either he, someone in his family, or one of his major donors has a heavy financial stake in whatever company is rolling these treatments out, right? Like, this is the most predictable, obvious answer, right? I mean, Rand "Neighborhood Punching Bag" Paul already got called out for stirring up poo poo to try and discredit or cast doubt on.Faucci, the CDC, and public health guidelines because he's got a financial interest in keeping hospitals packed with coronavirus patients. Which seems like it should, you know, carry some kind of penalty rather than be rewarded with a lot of money.
Top donor of Florida’s Ron DeSantis invests in COVID drug that governor promotes

It's grift, because of course it is.

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As far as these treatments, what is the success rate on them? Does it provide ongoing protection like a vaccine after the fact, like from antibodies from getting over an illness? I mean, this poo poo only works if you're 1) actually already sick and 2) catch it early, right?
They seem to be a pretty effective therapeutic, they aren't a cure, but they do seem to help in preventing mild covid from turning worse. Probably saved Trump's life tbh. At least for covid classic. For delta the current batch seem to be 4x less effective than they were for alpha. Still, if you have it there really aren't any other treatments (aside from preventing it in the first place with the vaccine).

Funny thing though, is the development of monoclonals involved the use of aborted fetus tissue, so all the morons not taking the vaccine because they (falsely) think it has abortion tissue in it are pro something that actually involved abortions.

pacerhimself posted:

Lol at the US collapsing because a solid 1/3 of the country has brains with severe worm infestations
Maybe all that horse dewormer will have a use after all.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Scott Adams looking rough

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Who What Now posted:

All this talk of creationists reminded me of the God Warrior lady from wife swap shrieking about gargoyles and dark magic. I wonder whatever happened to her. If she didn't catch it she's probably shrieking about Covid being sent by the devil.

Lost a daughter, had a change of heart and is something of a gay icon these day.

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a29669768/where-is-god-warrior-dark-sided-meme-marguerite-perrin-today-interview/

:gbsmith:

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Batterypowered7 posted:

The F-35 was Lockheed Martin trying to see how far the U.S. government would let them take a joke. The answer is very, very far.

E:

*Pilot asphyxiates while trying to hard reboot the flight computer*

I imagine the design process was something similar to the Bradley Fighting Vehicle's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLNi4bLc2h4

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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ikanreed posted:

Don't dogs get those worms by literally eating poo poo?

Heart worms are from mosquitos.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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SRQ posted:

doesn't that mean humans can get them?

We can, but it's super rare and even when we do it's pretty benign. The parasite just isn't adapted to us at all.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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funeral home DJ posted:

Lmao, just lmao.

Something tells me this doctor doesn’t realize the depths that Chuds are prepared to probe.

Doc has to know what state he is, why so surprised?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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IncredibleIgloo posted:

He sucks on gorilla balls?

Gorilla channel has to get content somehow.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Xenocides posted:

I am sure we can find nine other perfectly useless people and drop the ten of them in Afghanistan. Make a reality show of the feed from their body cams. Everyone gets a few laughs and nothing of value is lost.

Would be a pretty short show.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Rod Hoofhearted posted:

colossal Dem fuckup
100% going to succeed then.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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I can't find it, but I read somewhere the total mortality rate of delta is actually lower because the most as risk group, seniors, are actually highly vaccinated. The vax rate for people over 65 is 90% for at least 1 shot, which is surprising. It seems its mostly middle aged chuds on the horse paste bandwagon.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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How many total conservative radio hosts are out there? Would be fun to see the death rate of being a radio chud

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Once hospitalized your chance of dying is around 10%. Imagine thinking back on your wedding and remembering how it killed 5 people.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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BigglesSWE posted:

What do you suppose the next miracle drug will be for the chuds?

They’re not likely to have a change of hearts and embrace the librul gay frog vaccines so something else will have to fill the gap once all the horse meds are done.


I’m betting Trump Steaks.

Signs are pointing to radium water making a big come back!

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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This is a horrifying precedent. Now patients can compel hospitals to administer whatever wing nut bullshit they read on facebook.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Sound posted:

Can I finally get a judge to prescribe me daily access to street drugs and sex workers, and have insurance cover the bill???

Not street drugs, but if there is a medical equivalent with a sciency sounding brand name... maybe!

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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Hospitals going to have to start stocking up on colloidal silver.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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So it is pretty easy to look up who the Republican PAC donors in Texas are. https://www.opensecrets.org/political-action-committees-pacs/republican-party-of-texas/C00143743/donors/2020

Would be a shame if someone used the narc site to accuse every last one of them of being involved with an abortion. A mighty shame. Would be a greater shame, if someone who knew how to spoof each accusation with a unique IP address and randomize when it happened over time, would accuse every person who donated to a Texas Republican PAC of having or assisting an abortion. I am not saying anyone should do this, just that it would be a shame if every single person who ever gave money to Texas Republican politics got pinged on the abortion narc website. Would be a greater shame if multiple people did this, filling up their database with Texas Republican donors.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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That's 100% the hand he uses to jerk it.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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LoudPipesSaveLives posted:

Does anyone have the url of the place that was saving all these types of posts? I tried a bunch of variations when I searched for it but no luck. It's something like sadcovidposts or something.

You are looking for the Herman Cain Award subreddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

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LOLing that John Cox spent 11 million to not break 5%. I wonder what happens to the bear now.

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