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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Some people's brains are simply hardwired to make them act like psychopaths, which causes them to think their psychopathic behavior is actually "good" and the only way to make these people harmless is a literal lobotomy.

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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1428874007126941696
Sure, why not. Really enjoyed Ted Lasso on FBI, looking forward what CIA will put up against that

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




I guess I was hoping he'd have some kind of epiphany like all the other chuds begging for vaccines once they realized Covid can actually happen to them. Ideally this would be before he feeds his kids horse medicine or whatever.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

M'balls lol

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

ikanreed posted:

Don't dogs get those worms by literally eating poo poo?

Heart worms are from mosquitos.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Kung Food posted:

Heart worms are from mosquitos.

doesn't that mean humans can get them?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

SRQ posted:

doesn't that mean humans can get them?

Better take some dog medicine just in case.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Taliban would pour 50 pounds of lead in him and hang him from a lamp post within an hour

You are not Seal Team Sixing this issue

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

SRQ posted:

doesn't that mean humans can get them?

Our immune system can kill them. They're specialized to dogs.

Just like our tapeworms can't survive in most mammals. They're specialized to us.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1428878409451679747

Breaking into a room you are warned about not doing is a good reason to get shot.

I mean isn't that the point of shooting people in the States?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Hobo Clown posted:

I guess I was hoping he'd have some kind of epiphany like all the other chuds begging for vaccines once they realized Covid can actually happen to them. Ideally this would be before he feeds his kids horse medicine or whatever.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

The Last Call posted:

A reminder that this guy:



IS DEAD

This is your random cheer you up moment for the hour.

RIP Pressley "Big Butts" Slutts

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Is it me or has Tucker really been moving way out into the conspiracy weeds lately? I guess he has nothing left to lose. He's got no sponsors and they'll never fire him, so may as well encourage another insurrection against the United States.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

SRQ posted:

doesn't that mean humans can get them?

We can, but it's super rare and even when we do it's pretty benign. The parasite just isn't adapted to us at all.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Kung Food posted:

We can, but it's super rare and even when we do it's pretty benign. The parasite just isn't adapted to us at all.

but wait this is a left leaning site.

poo poo I gotta buy some dog dewormer NICE TRY LIB

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Johnny Walker posted:

Is it me or has Tucker really been moving way out into the conspiracy weeds lately? I guess he has nothing left to lose. He's got no sponsors and they'll never fire him, so may as well encourage another insurrection against the United States.

I hope every single person who watches his show stops listening to doctors and dies.

Sincerely.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.





:laffo:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

e, LOL

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.
Man, I'm in Florida and my stepdaughter is going back to school next week and I'm so loving tired of this loving DeSantis vs. Smart People bullshit.

Can we just fast-forwards to that Star Trek: TNG ep where the guys have that little toot-thingy where they spray drugs up their nose whenever poo poo gets too deep?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/hyperplanes/status/1428864144128741383

:lmao:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Hahahahahahaha

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

holy loving moley, wow.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

fuckingtest posted:

Man, I'm in Florida and my stepdaughter is going back to school next week and I'm so loving tired of this loving DeSantis vs. Smart People bullshit.

Can we just fast-forwards to that Star Trek: TNG ep where the guys have that little toot-thingy where they spray drugs up their nose whenever poo poo gets too deep?

I thought you already had drugs you could put up your nose to improve your mood in Florida.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1428878409451679747

Breaking into a room you are warned about not doing is a good reason to get shot.

I mean isn't that the point of shooting people in the States?

Stand your ground laws don't apply in the PEOPLES HOUSE!




edit:



:hmbol:

A Bakers Cousin fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Aug 21, 2021

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Lmao, just lmao.


quote:

"I think some people are trying to use it as a [COVID-19] preventative, which I think is really kind of crazy, so please don't do that," Mississippi State Health Officer Dr. Thomas Dobbs said during a press briefing Wednesday.

"You wouldn't get your chemotherapy at a feed store. I mean, you wouldn't treat your pneumonia with your animal's medication," he continued.

Something tells me this doctor doesn’t realize the depths that Chuds are prepared to probe.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

funeral home DJ posted:

Lmao, just lmao.

Something tells me this doctor doesn’t realize the depths that Chuds are prepared to probe.

Doc has to know what state he is, why so surprised?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Crank that Soulja Boy

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Our immune system can kill them. They're specialized to dogs.

Just like our tapeworms can't survive in most mammals. They're specialized to us.

Parasites are highly specialized.

For example, head lice and pubic lice are different species. In fact the crab louse is more closely related to gorilla body lice than head lice.

Tucker Carlson works the same way.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
This page :kiss:

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Cthulu Carl posted:


Tucker Carlson works the same way.

He sucks on gorilla balls?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

IncredibleIgloo posted:

He sucks on gorilla balls?

Gorilla channel has to get content somehow.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Oh, she has promise. I'm feeling a run for congress in the Florida panhandle


He literally just did the thing for attention and now he's embarrassingly happy to get attention, even if it's from the judge in his felony trial

Hazo posted:

It was minutes before the first reports of the Trumper terrorist trying to blow up Congress so it got a little sidelin-- hold on, I'm being informed no such event took place? Huh weird, seemed like there were an awful lot of posts in this thread between 10AM and 2PM yesterday.

What do you expect, dude didn't every shred his dick and balls to paste. Seems like the least he could've done under the circumstances, now he's in the memory hole

Preoptopus posted:

That poor rolls royce. Didn't do nothing to anybody.

That rolls royce is three hundred thousand dollars, it was born a crime


drat they are getting even more bizarre and unhinged than usual

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1428874007126941696
Sure, why not. Really enjoyed Ted Lasso on FBI, looking forward what CIA will put up against that

I feel like it would make more sense as a political attack if it was the DNC. Not sure I get how Republicans prosper making enemies of the FBI, CIA and basically every federal agency that exists

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

5er posted:

A cousin of mine quite a few years back was falling for the 'Lost Cause' fictional narrative about the U.S. Civil War, and was repeating some drivel about the 'high quality of life' slaves 'enjoyed'. I asked my cousin, if he were spontaneously imprisoned with a life sentence, zero hope for parole/furlough/freedom ever again, and also his wife and kids in the future would also just have his life sentence just because they were his wife and kids, which also included spontaneous and permanent family separations of a you-will-never-see-them-again kind at the whim of the wardens, if he'd be okay with all that if the wardens would just provide him a 'high quality of life' inside whatever prison and with whatever dogshit menial labor he was required to perform for the remainder of his life.

I didn't get an answer, I doubt I changed his mind much but he hasn't discussed politics around me since. Net gain I suppose.
May have shared this story here before, but: I've been buying history books for one of the libraries where I work, and at one point I found something like "The Politically Incorrect Guide to
American History." Yeah, I'm not buying a book for a college library that says that Robert E. Lee, who owned slaves, had more respect for black people than Abraham Lincoln, who freed Robert E. Lee's slaves.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Thank you for sharing my favorite thing I've seen all day.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....



I am sure we can find nine other perfectly useless people and drop the ten of them in Afghanistan. Make a reality show of the feed from their body cams. Everyone gets a few laughs and nothing of value is lost.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Xenocides posted:

I am sure we can find nine other perfectly useless people and drop the ten of them in Afghanistan. Make a reality show of the feed from their body cams. Everyone gets a few laughs and nothing of value is lost.

Would be a pretty short show.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Xenocides posted:

I am sure we can find nine other perfectly useless people and drop the ten of them in Afghanistan. Make a reality show of the feed from their body cams. Everyone gets a few laughs and nothing of value is lost.

Isn't this something a goon tried and they ended up getting held for, like, a decade?

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Kung Food posted:

Would be a pretty short show.

We can get new contestants for each episode.

Call it “Can your and your friends retake Afghanistan?” Then send groups in and play pratfall sound effects when they are shot.

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vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



This loving admin. Just give me a minigun, one of those 4-barrel commando rocket launchers, and some insulin then drop me in Afghanistan I'll have this poo poo wrapped up in a week.

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