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ASenileAnimal posted:so is she getting paid for this or are there still people dumb enough to fall for anything project veritas does? Someone in my neighborhood had a tulsi yard sign up for an embarrassingly long time. They just recently replaced it with a Biden one. I can't wait for the lol s that'll be reaped at tonight's debate harvest! Not gonna watch it though, I can feel my brain melting a little just considering that. I'll let y'all hurt yourselves and slurp up the lol slurry that leaks out
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 15:22 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 08:26 |
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Can we start calling chuds "bug chasers?" Pos my R hole Pos my air hole
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 16:33 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:The best yard "sign" I've seen is a family with an extremely well-done bronze Bigfoot next to their driveway with a "DUMP TRUMP" flag. Earlier in the year Bigfoot was wearing a top hat. Someone a couple blocks over has an iron moose with sunglasses and a facemask. Same energy
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 17:25 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Well, it's 1:30 AM Wednesday morning here and I'm going to bed. Hope I don't wake up to America on fire. Businesses here were preemptively boarding up windows which was probably smart. There's either going to be protests or chud raiding parties and either way
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 15:52 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:We got multiple Reese's, both bat and Frankenstein's monster variants. I think there's some twix in there, plus a few skittles. Yeah I'll be gorging on mini kitkats and snicket's tonight. Gonna feel real bad at all the wrappers those mini fuckers produce
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 18:16 |
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The Butcher posted:I just do vote by mail stuff in my not-America country now but when I did vote in person it made me nuts having people (boomers, always boomers) trying to "debate" in line and I'd just politely shut it down hard if they tried it on me. I've got a pretty terminal case of Resting Dick Face, so no one ever tries that on me
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 18:40 |
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Ooof. I can feely brain worms get all squirrelly when I poked my head in this thread.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 14:55 |
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Philthy posted:Holy poo poo Alex Trebek up and died out of nowhere. Yes, the 80 year old with aggressive, incurable cancer died out of nowhere
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 19:49 |
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gently caress I got a good lol out of the potato being late to the ceremony at Arlington and being a moody toddler the entire time
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2020 22:25 |
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Hector Delgado posted:The Golden Goose is on the loose, and never out of season.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2020 22:14 |
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SRQ posted:GBS actually has plenty of chuds just due to averages, reading this thread. LOL
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 16:06 |
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Flyinglemur posted:My balls are a singularity contained entirely in this can of Salt and Vinegar Pringles brand chip food snack Once you pop, you can't stop.... The destruction of the universe!
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2020 17:18 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:First of all, LOL!!! At this point, with all the lethal injection failures we've had, execution by firing squad is a more humane method than we've used for decades.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 21:06 |
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I have reports that Mr President had been working on a secret orbital weapons project code named "goon balls." Testing reveals it has been wildly successful and the codes for the weapons platform of massive destruction are solely in mr Trump's tiny hands. God help us all.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 14:58 |
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Cacafuego posted:Do country girls really “make do”? And do they leave them still on the stalk in the field? To be hosed (edit: I don't remember what word got auto correct helled here but I'mma leave it) into the food supply? Please answer, this is urgent
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 15:08 |
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CVagts posted:This is true, except the five cards are just random playing cards with "I HAVE A ROYAL FLUSH" written on them in Sharpie. Five cards each with one letter of ROYAL but they're out of order somehow
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 22:22 |
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Boy they came to the right conclusions in the weirdest way possible
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2020 22:57 |
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its_my_birthday posted:if dems were serious about the 25th they woulda done it last night while congress was in session. like they already all there. Why do y'all keep going on like Congress has control over exercise of the 25th? It's purely cabinet controlled.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 21:12 |
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Random Stranger posted:Can we somehow set Trump's clock ahead an hour so when he tries to pardon everybody at 11:55, we go, "Too late, Donny! You're not president anymore!" And then laugh every time that Trump isn't president. Do you think trump can charge his own phone or does some poor staffer sneak in during his fishfilet comas and plug it in for him
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 16:48 |
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How the Dems have the self restraint not to heckle these idiots is beyond me
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 20:42 |
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Grumblepuff posted:A collection plate just materialized. Does anyone else have this problem? Just don't put anything in it and the pact won't complete
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 18:30 |
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Oscar Wild posted:She-chud Shai chulud
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:07 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Platform of the Patriot Party: How's your BIL taking recent events?
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 19:07 |
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bagmonkey posted:Was American Gladiator ever racist? Why haven't we seen a reboot of that show? American Ninja fuckin' sucks, long live American Gladiator I'm 90% certain Dwayne Johnson revived American Gladiator
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 23:17 |
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Big Beef City posted:Trumps got cancer or some other major illness that they aren't telling people. I assume the drugs they were pumping in him caused a poo poo load of swelling so now that he's not on the presidential pump train he's shrinking back to his base state
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 20:15 |
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sebmojo posted:It's literally the opposite of chud. I was watching a couple new to me YouTube channels and they both unironically used cuck and woke somewhere in the middle and I just went "whelp!" and closed then out. These dumbasses loving suck
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 16:44 |
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Just ‘cuz you don’t know the bad poo poo is happening, doesn’t mean the bad poo poo isn’t happening. Bro, bad poo poo is ALWAYS happening. You don't need to know about all of it
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 17:53 |
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Can we bring back "ok Boomer" for poo poo like this?
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 18:07 |
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pro starcraft loser posted:Huh. I learned something today. I always assumed they were targeted attacks but I guess a broad approach makes perfect sense. Lol the phishing email the dumbass clicked was literally a big titty football babe with a link that said click here to see more!
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 19:34 |
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HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:Normally I'd assume this is Goon Sarcasm™ but it's fuckin 2021 so uh... are you serious? Y'know, I'm pretty sure I read it in this thread. So probably best to take it with a grain of salt the size of an Ishgardian salt lick.
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 20:02 |
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Someone's gotta Kramer, might as well be boop
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 20:08 |
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They also paid the ransom but yeah, theres no telling the level of infiltration for a while
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 20:11 |
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gently caress I love this high school tuffboy handshake poo poo world leaders devolved to
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 18:38 |
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Is it weird that I'm starting to like being called snowflake? Its like a little romantic nickname from the worst people possible
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 20:44 |
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Yes daddy I am a little snowflake don't roast me too hard or I'll melt and drip all over uWu
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 20:48 |
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My Face When posted:My favorite of these types of movies was second chance vs. Magnum force. They screened robocop ? Awesome
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 17:50 |
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Scam Likely posted:For those wondering, there is a conspiracy that 5G operates at a wavelength that neutralizes oxygen, meaning the nano-tech in the vaccine makes the oxygen in your blood susceptible to being de-oxygenated by magnetic field of the correlating wavelength. Oh man, just gotta tweak this to say it turns oxygen into a free radical. Radicalizes oxygen.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 19:14 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 08:26 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Unless you have an autoclave at home, this seems incredibly unsanitary. Do you honestly think the diaper factory is sterile?
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 18:36 |