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Quote-Unquote posted:It's weird when you know that Specialist Cally is in an insane sex cult that grooms and surgically brands impressionable young women, and now spends her days dancing and singing outside the cult leader's jail. What the gently caress.
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If tomorrow all the things were gone I worked for all my life It's because insurance dropped me While I was under the knife So I'd sell the family car and struggle day to day 'Cause the flag still stands for "gently caress you" If you're poor, black, trans, or gay! Heeeeyyyyyyyyyy! And I'm proud to be an American Long as someone's worse off than me And I won't forget the ones who died To help the bourgeoisie And I'll proudly stand up And spit on you if you think that's not okay 'Cause there ain't no doubt Trump loves the Klan God help the U-S-A!!
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TheAardvark posted:hey gently caress you i'm stupid, fat, and Arby's eating I can accept the first two, but the third is unforgivable.
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redgubbinz posted:is it loving over yet It's not even the end of the beginning.
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Nov 4, 2020 19:23
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It's a bad deal. It's a bad deal. A Pokémon trainer came up to me with tears in his eyes. Big guy. Tough guy. He says to me, he says, "Mr. Trump, sir, you did such a great job with the Elite 4. Nobody has ever beaten the Elite 4 as strong as you did." And this--and you know what Nintendo wants--they have the Switch, and who does the switching? You can't switch. *snnnnnniffffffff* It's a disaster. Everyone sees it. The XBox One, you know, it's is so powerful, maybe the most powerful, and the BluRay--I call it the beautiful BluRay--they won't allow it, but we know what it is, and the Nintendo, and the lies in the fake news media, they never talk about the gamergate, but I have the strongest Pikachu. People say that you should evolve to Raichu, but I stayed with the Pikachu, and it was so strong, and so powerful *snnnnnniffffffff*, but a lot of people are saying Mewtwo is the biggest fraud Kanto has ever seen.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Man TV and movies make the devil seem so cool, then you seem him in real life. Yeah, I don't know who this guy is, but Joel Osteen is the Devil, and he works incredibly hard at it. I mean, sort of hard. It mostly comes naturally, actually.
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Catastrophe posted:I grew up in a religion that taught that those things were sins so I'm especially sensitive about getting furious about this sort of mentality Considering this describes literally any religion, you're not exactly narrowing it down here.
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graham cracker posted:Is there anyone who can explain a possible way for Trump to squirm out of the SDNY charges? He is rich and white in America.
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LifeSunDeath posted:is that what the J stands for? I thought it was "Jerkoff." Jyyyyynuh.
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Dec 3, 2020 23:07
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This guy looks like a cross between the TF2 Scout and Bill Hader.
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Propaganda Hour posted:He's famous for The Underground Comedy Movie, Shamwow, and losing a fight to a hooker. Right. Just like the TF2 Scout and Bill Hader.
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canepazzo posted:https://twitter.com/scotusreporter/status/1336425805409361921 Translator's note: keikaku means diap
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veni veni veni posted:man, I dunno there is so much gold I could never choose one It's abandoning the umbrella. There is not any other answer. That is the sort of poo poo you'd expect from a space alien.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Please stop teasing them, otherwise they’ll never vote him out. This is, by a wide margin, my favorite running gag of the thread.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
Wow. It's almost like these people are completely awful and matters of public health shouldn't be left to the loving city council of Beaver City, Oklahoma or whatever to decide.
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An insane mind posted:I am like 99% sure Ted Cruz hosed a mound of butter in front of his daughter, traumatizing her for life. Well, sure. Who wouldn't be traumatized by walking in on their parents having sex?
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StarkRavingMad posted:It's where the legal brothels are. You go to Pahrump to hump My name is Buck, and I'm here to visit Pahrump.
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The Last Call posted:Milo Yiannopoulos: 'I Lost Everything Helping Put Trump in Office'  Do not you tell me that Milo Yiannopoulos isn't Dave Franco doing a bit. Do not you even try and tell me that.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A lot of goons suffer from davidmitchellitis. It's a serious ailment!
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pro starcraft loser posted:Wouldn't Trump losing really shake these people's faith in whatever god they worship I remember reading about a Muslim cleric in a theocratic party in the Middle East who said that the drought the country was experiencing under a secular ruler was a punishment from God. A few years later, when the theocratic party was in power, there was another drought. This time, he explained, it was God testing their faith. Point is, religious people's notion of God's will is at any given moment has a funny way of conveniently aligning with whatever it is that they want at the time.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Fun Fact: Dan Crenshaw lost his eye in a skull-loving mishap while working the glory-hole in a JC Penney's restroom. That's ridiculous. "Mishap" implies that it was accidental.
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An insane mind posted:Guys, please stop making fun of Kentucky. They might start voting against their own best interests because they're hurt and want to get back at you. Kentucky: The Bloo-bloo-bloo-grass State
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Guze posted:I want to see what GUARDIANS beat out. Avengers Justice League Suicide Squad The Spiderverse
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Novo posted:they press F, many such cases You know the economy's bad when you can't even afford to pay respects.
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Castor Poe posted:WW3 for Xmas. Thanks Mr. President! And so 2020 means to end as it began. Nice callback by the writers!
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Play posted:I've always had a particular affinity for Dwigt Portugal
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Dec 30, 2020 22:47
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Wasn't that a Bond villain?
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Dec 30, 2020 23:52
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Smugworth posted:Wasn't there that guy who said he and his fellow Kentuckians voted Trump because they were tired of being called backwards sister fuckers by city dwellers? Does that count? It's like it never even occurred to them that the reason they're being called that is because they just can't stop loving their sisters backwards.
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Stoatbringer posted:Something unexpected, I mean. One time he didn't!
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It is really, really loving weird how CHUDs have gone all-in on imitating Dernerld Termp's habit of random capitalization. I genuinely think that is among the most embarrassing and pathetic things about their sycophantic little cult of personality. It's seriously like some behavior you'd expect from a middle school clique.
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tpink posted:This is the thing that blows my mind about some gun owners. I am not a gun person, but fine, I can understand having one gun in your house. But why hoard like 30-40 guns? Why does anyone need this kind of arsenal? It's because they're loving idiots. To anyone rushing to hit the reply button to tell me why I'm wrong and, actually, they really need a bunch of guns: you're the exact type of loving idiot I'm talking about.
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trickybiscuits posted:A few years ago friend suggested watching that puppet movie the South Park guys did (Team America or whatever). I couldn't get through it. That poo poo's not satire anymore and I sort of hate those guys now. Never liked South Park but some of their movies were pretty good. Anyway, LOL or whatever I wish we lived in a world where Team America was still satire and reality became indistinguishable from Orgazmo instead.
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Dems are gonna do this next time a republican wins the presidency, right? From now on, every single President is going to be impeached anytime the opposing party controls Congress.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Jesus, I really didn't realize how much this had all be weighing on me. It really feels like a large weight is gone off me. My dude... this is the end of act one.
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AHH F/UGH posted:Considering we're getting another 4-24 years in a row of left wing policies, where stock markets thrive, you'd be nuts not to buy now before the S&P is at 4500 by the end of the year. I don't know how you wound up here, but you better get back to the good timeline before the portal closes.
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Okay, who the gently caress is Lin Wood and why do I keep seeing his name?
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I said come in! posted:Now Twitter has no choice but to step up and do the same. They won't.
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Meme Poker Party posted:Very angry that "the democrat party is not doing their job and lives in an echo chamber" I yell without the slightest hint of irony or self-reflection before dying for Donald Trump. More like dying of Donald Trump.
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