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communism bitch posted:I think it just looks odd because it's being shot with long lens? There were some pro video editors on Twitter who were opining that a bunch of these videos had also been swiftly edited (possibly for coughs), but it's just randos on Twitter so who knows.
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Groovelord Neato posted:lmao That's a pretty wholesome text tbh, almost like a real human being would send to his son. I kind of like the Hunter photos; there are many, many points in my life someone could have taken those exact photos of me.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:right click, search google for image: Possible related search: baby bat burritos I know a bat-ologist IRL, I know that there are hordes of people who go every year during the hottest months in various countries and rescue fruit bats. They pick them up off the ground where their heat-stressed mothers have thrown them; they burrito the gently caress out of them, and they feed them baby milk and mangoes until they feel better and it's wholesome as gently caress.
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nooneofconsequence posted:I tried to save a sick bat I found outside my house one morning. Turns out it had rabies and I had to get a bunch of shots in my rear end. Yeah, I mean obviously don't do this in an area with rabies. This was in Australia where rabies fears to tread in case it gets eaten by a giant loving spider or some kind of doom marsuipial.
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Catastrophe posted:I really don't want to be that guy who makes disparaging comments about a woman's appearance but that photo of Kellyanne makes her look 426 years old. I'm not crapping on it as much as I'm curious as to how Bathing in virgins blood isn't nearly as effective as you'd think.
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So is Trump still on his steroids and fetus cocktails or is he back to 'normal' now? I'm finding it hard to tell tbh.
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sarcastx posted:Incidentally I remember hearing that fatal cases of "pneumonia" are wildly up this year; makes you wonder how many people have actually died in excess of the official COVID-19 tally 'Excess deaths' over the average for a specific period tends to be a better metric - because the pandemic and lockdown has knock-on effects with mental health, hospital (and therefore operation) capacity, and a whole bunch of other factors. Can be thrown off by external factors like natural disasters or war, but for this year in the US it's likely to show a fairly accurate death toll from COVID-19 - both direct deaths from the virus and indirect deaths through the effects it's having on society and healthcare facilties. cynic fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Oct 24, 2020 |
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"Trump Super Boom" is a euphemism for Trump laying down the greatest dookie in his daipy this great country has ever seen right? I mean sleepy joe can't even imagine old person dook like this. Amazing. Fake news media will say it's joe who sharted, but you all know right? The best looking logs you'll ever see.
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AHH F/UGH posted:FWIW I think I caught it back in like February before anyone else had it. I went to a new arcade that opened up in my town and it was absolutely filled with a ton of the Chinese university exchange students that my campus is saturated with, so I was walking around in a bunch of people who had just flown in from China to the US after winter break and I was touching all of the same joysticks and breathing a lot of their air. Yeah, I got a mild dose of the 'rona before any lockdowns thanks to being stuck for 2 hours on a train with a bunch of Italian students with hacking coughs in mid-March. Short of breath for maybe 2-3 days and then got better, but definitely felt like lung damage (I got terrible lung damage from chlorine inhalation when I was a teenager).
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War Wizard posted:Lol. Raising taxes on the people who can least afford it is a genius move for balancing the budget that only the most biggly of presidents could pull off. Like Jesus turning water into wine, Trump has found a way to get blood from a stone. Lol check out this guy who doesn't understand trickly down egognomics - if you give tax breaks to the big people they will allow the little people to work for them.
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Candidate of the common folk. A down to earth man who lives for a solid days labor under a wholesome all-American sun.
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explosivo posted:I read a thing earlier (I don't have a source sorry) that said a large majority of poll watchers across the country have been Democrats and it seems like the whole Trump Pollwatcher Army thing amounted to nothing. I saw a post earlier by a trump poll watcher and he was actually impressed at how efficient and professional his local polling station was, and admitted he couldn't see any sign of anything amiss the 5 hours or so he was watching. Of course he was immediately shouted down by others calling him a 'lib plant' but what do you expect?
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I'm going to bed now, but here are my hopes for the evening US goons;
Bonus:
I trust your great nation to provide me with my morning lols
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Captain Beans posted:uh uh uh i got hacked you see Dude reads like a republican bot on his twitter. https://twitter.com/DeanBrowningPA/status/1326270188682178560
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Stoatbringer posted:So many anonymous sources! https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1326270844650344450
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Nov 10, 2020 22:33
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Wifi Toilet posted:Remember when Trump lost his reelection bid and became a one termer while Obama, the guy he hates so much, was reelected for a second term? Hey remember that time he lost the popular vote by more than the entire population of Norway (or Ireland, or New Zealand, or pretty much all the smaller eastern European countries)? I'm actually confused because he keeps on saying how popular and wonderful he is on Twitter?
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The Walrus posted:my god that nazi punch is incredible. the living (?????? lmao) definition of gently caress around and find out Nah he cool, they were praying over him in jesus name within like 10 seconds. Definitely saved him from some serious brainpan slammage
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Frank Frank posted:The one girl that he swung at did get a nice face-stomp in at the end there. Oh NO!
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Stoatbringer posted:Wow, lucky for him the Jesus Medic was at hand with emergency prayers! I liked the prayer dude wearing a full-face biking helmet tho(?). Jesus helps those who wear body armor and open carry amen.
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Hobo Clown posted:I'm so used to it by now so but every once and a while I have to take a step back and marvel that the President of the United States goes on Twitter to sling grade school insults at literally everybody who says something negative about him on TV I honestly wish he would read the comments and argue directly with Twitter randoms, but he's more a shitpost-n-run tweeter.
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I made this quickly (not an edit, I just CSS'ed out his actual blabberings so you could see how disputed it all is.
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Play posted:The American people's opinion of Trump is pretty drat low, but it's even lower outside of the country. Our opinion as a source of endless comedy and schadenfreude or our opinion of him as a politician and human being? I mean, if you look at this as slapstick it's the most amazing piece of performance art I've ever seen. Talk about dedication!
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Power Khan posted:One thing that warms my heart is how shitheads will PAY Trump (pbuh) to speak at events. My wife used to be fairly high up at a huge financial company and she kept getting invited to events where chud ex-presidents/prime-ministers/sports personalities would get invited to speak for 6 figure sums; and I can guarantee you that being a corpulent borderline-dementia has-been is absolutely not an impediment to getting this kind of work.
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explosivo posted:Lol that one of the most consistent parts of Trump's platform over these last 4 years was actually "how bad toilets are these days". poo poo reminds me of a kid running for class president on the platform of of one free PB&J uncrustable per day or something like that. He likes to turn his personal losses into political platform; see his hugely anti-'windmills' stance after Scotland built wind turbines next to his golf course. Based on this, I can only assume that at some point in his life, Donald Trump has lost badly to a toilet and to this day holds a grudge.
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Ah man I just loled a little too hard and sharted does anyone know what brand trump uses to prevent this kind of staining?
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Imagine being able to trace your grandmas fatal case of covid directly back to Guiliani's bowels. This is a distinct possibility in this, the endtimes.
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TV Zombie posted:How did we get into corn talk? Rule 89 of the internet; every forum thread will eventually end up being about Hitler or corn.
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I assumed someone had used trump tweets to make a Markov chain generator and yes they have; https://filiph.github.io/markov/
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kupachek posted:Solarwind was part of the big supplychain hack that compromised the US Govt, the Russians are being blamed at the moment. To be honest it could have been just about anyone since they posted the password to their update server on a public GitHub. Although the actual hack seemed to be made in their build system to create a cryptographically signed bit of malware which would have required a lot more knowledge. Still not known how many people were compromised or how badly though. A TON of companies use SolarWinds software though; every single US Telecoms company, NASA, pretty much all the universities. Blaming the Russians angle came from people without solid connections to the companies involved so it can probably be taken with a pinch of salt at this point.
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George H.W. oval office posted:Oh the rare double red text nice I'm seeing more of these, and a lot from non-blue-tick accounts. One of my hobbies at the moment is digging down into trump replies/retweets until I find someone posting a bannable offence (threats of murder by rape or whatevs) and reporting it so I get a steady flow of 'this account has been banned, thanks for reporting it' messages in my inbox. It doesn't take long, but it helps me feel I'm doing my part.
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https://twitter.com/NorthernSprw/status/1338904854979350528 This has not been retweeted nearly enough and it probably should be.
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I don't think Donald Trump is very good at chess at ALL It's 7-d chess nub, your plebeian brain just can't comprehend it YET.
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DickParasite posted:Wow he sure looks like a miserable rear end in a top hat. Talking as someone who has both been interviewed by the press a ton, and worked for the MAIN STREAM MEDIA alongside journalists for many years - don't ever loving talk to journalists. Not ever. If you have something to sell or a point to make do it through a PR release and have it sent to them; they are lazy and will happily regurgitate whatever. If you speak to them they will tear apart whatever you meant and put it back together in the way that suits their borderline-illiterate story, and then their editor will turn it into something else again and if it will make money for their slowly dying business model they will absolutely gently caress you over without having a second thought. There are a handful of exceptions but 99% of journos are literal shitbags that you NEVER want to have to share office toilet facilities with EVER. cynic fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Dec 18, 2020 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:They are the Hunter Biden laptop newspaper, so it is unlikely any negative consequence could arise from this. Most newspapers have a seriously large fund for paying out copyright/defamation/miscellaneous suits. One of my previous jobs I coded software to track who approved use of photo X because they were paying out millions a month. because the journos were barely sober enough to write words into the computay-machine, never mind check the usage terms of the image the appeared first in Google Image Search for 'immigrants stealing jobs'
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Woke Pob posted:Just checking in to lol that turmp is predisent. That looks like really drat good soup. Recipe derail?
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Woke Pob posted:They didn't do this for every bomb. When they did, they called in to a select number of journalists who then had to call the police and try to accurately relay everything they'd been told. A lot of times the locations given were deliberately vague so that the police and army would put more boots on the ground to search, meaning there would be a higher chance of security forces being caught in the blast. My cousin got her car blown up by the IRA back in the 90s and they were perfectly polite about the whole thing. Ambushed her on a country lane, allowed her to get her luggage out the back and dropped her by the side of the road, loaded it with a bomb, parked outside a police station, called in the customary x minute warning, blew up the bomb. Wasn't even seen as overly newsworthy - the IRA and politically related entities detonated 10,000 bombs give or take since the 70s, caused billions in damage.
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