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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
So things going well in America I see, how's everybody doing? Been hearing some strange things

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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

He was patting her waist and stuff prior, he definitely thought he was getting laid and the “tuck” was 100% getting himself fluffed
it's Rudy "I can be your lover, or your friend" Guilliani, yeah he was not planning to be her friend

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

holy hell, if a plane went down with 500 people it would be one of the biggest air disasters of all time. Reasonably sure there'd be a news item or two about it. What an odd statement, especially when almost two of those planes now go down every day as far as deaths are concerned. Very impressive he keeps coming up with original ways to be a complete idiot, that's proper talent

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Xenocides posted:

Giuliani goes on Fox to share his incriminating stuff. He is asked if this is like the Steele dossier and he goes off about how his reputation is being impugned and how he is acting in good faith. He closes by inviting her to come to his office to look at the child porn so she can apologize for being wrong.

https://twitter.com/danielchaitin7/status/1321267497270681608

Rudy! no!

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

QuarkJets posted:

So Rudy claims to be sitting on a bunch of important evidence in addition to a treasure trove of child pornography, and he can't release the evidence but if you ask nicely then you can come to his private office and see the child pornography for yourself

Bear in mind the claim is he's been sitting on this for nearly a year. So that's a year of possesing child pornography and distributing it to random right wing pundits and the white house. dunno, legally seems bad but he'd know best

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Maybe sen Ron Johnson should stop killing puppies in front of children then, if he wants to be re-elected so badly. :colbert:

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

mono posted:

She's definitely not a lap cat. We let her outside because she was on the other side of the front door crying for us. My other chonk is a lap freak, though:



I am voting for your cat. It's her turn

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

This is the only proper way to do elections

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Zugzwang posted:

So did they ever release that unquestionably damning Hunter Biden evidence or what???
"They are all relieved of the pressure of pretending to like him." :discourse:

they did, it was so overwhelming that trump dominated the election and won all the votes! America is truly great again! It was beautiful to behold and, I think I can safely speak for all of us, it brought us all together. Also it solved climate change

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
I'll be so glad if I never have to see this guy again. There's just something so creepy and desperate about him and the weird way he always posts those pictures of himself with all his "news articles". He's obviously super in love with himself and it's just weird.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
I mean, if we can just claim we won then I also(too) won the election, can't prove(evidence?) I didn't. I(me) am your (favorite) president now(currently).

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Grab 'em by the consent decrees

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

so I assume, aside from the obvious goatse, people will also be heavily reporting the two actual cases of confirmed fraud in PA? Both republican of course

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

In non death threat dumps

Thedonald.win is prepping for Apocalypse

I know the pedes thing has been explained, and it's even stupider than I could've imagined, but I honestly cannot read it in any other way than "pedos" and I just cannot wrap my head around why you'd voluntarily call yourself this or even how they don't see this.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Thedonald.win is asking people to pray and fast

Sending foods and prayers

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Doctor Dogballs posted:

wait, this "isn't" good???
no! It's great!

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
lol, nobody said he didn't make a speech, they said he went golfing after the speech when the actual panel started...which he did. christ this is all just so pathetic

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
the left's constant cancel culture has gone too fa...uuuh...wait....

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Pick posted:

Any more crazy leaks from the laptop about how Biden loves his son or sometimes people forget to return calls
Funny you say that

https://twitter.com/danielchaitin7/status/1331288478844379144

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

I said come in! posted:

His public comments about John McCain prove the suckers & losers comment is true. No one but his most hardcore supporters are going to believe otherwise. And why is he even bringing this up now? He had months to respond to this and chose to be silent on it.

I think there was an earlier announcement of a military vote count somewhere, where the number of votes for Biden were just overwhelming and comments were made along the lines of "Turns out insulting the troops may cost votes" or something

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
I can't find my Kraken, have you seen him? I only released him for a second and he's just gone. He's a sweet boy, loves boops and scritches but can get confused by legal filings, completely harmless though. Reward offered if found

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

An insane mind posted:

Why is his hair suddenly gray? Is it because Obama aged a lot in office and Trump wants to show that he worked hard too?

Might have something to do with people who went through Covid having a bad reaction to certain hair coloring products (didn't read more than the headline but it would fit)

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Unlike big US cities like NY and LA, where our favorite president (him) probably won by overwhelming numbers. Just assuming, not gonna look into it or anything

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

War...war never changes

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

poisonpill posted:

I hope Biden somehow produces evidence that 80 million people voted for him and Donnie has to go through it one by one, increasingly sadly

I mean I'd think 80 million counted votes would normally be pretty good evidence

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Thedonald.win foretells the 2nd term of Trump

These "we the people"-people are genuinely not living in the same world as us, they don't see things the way they are but only how they want them to be and that becomes their reality. I'm honestly kind of jealous, if I had that ability I could literally live in a world of kittens and sunshine even while being mauled by bears in the snow. It's a proper super power!

Also I'm really sick of the phrase "we the people". They've killed any gravitas it may have once had and turned it into a good marker to indicate I shouldn't listen/read a word they say cause it's going to be insane.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

redgubbinz posted:

They're not happy though, the entire fantasy relies on them being The Only Adult In The Room (tm) drowned out by the unenlightened masses and besieged at every turn. They're just constantly red, mad and nude.

lol!


i am harry posted:

It isn't kittens and sunshine; those people live in a world of imagined piles of dead corpses of people who don't agree with them.
Oh I'm aware, it's just that I would use that power of delusions for the kittens thing. I'd much rather be happy than whatever they are. Seems like a waste of perfectly good delusion

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Is the Kraken there? I think it'd stand out quite a bit but I can't see it

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

gay picnic defence posted:

Can these fuckers be charged for lying in a sworn affidavit?
I doubt the majority is even lying, it's mostly just people not understanding what's happening, or feeling persecuted, or simply being breathtakingly stupid. If you're constantly told to expect to see fraud then you're gonna see fraud everywhere, especially if you have no idea about the procedures. It's feelings not caring about facts, but in their mind I'm certain they're convinced that they're speaking truth.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

So much for the tolerant right

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

'No Real Evidence' Voterfraud, Illegal Votes Changing the Trajectory of ELECTION-2020

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Obviously never played X-Com

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Uh this corn stuff is getting a bit weird :stare:

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1337409629496733696

Averting government shutdown? Covid relief? Evolving into a demilich? Nah, let’s do judges again.

Also, how is this not packing the courts? He complains about it a lot but isn't that exactly what they're doing now? or am I missing something (I'm a dirty foreigner so I may not be fully understanding this)

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

EuphrosyneD posted:

Effortpost:

The federal (that is, administered by the U.S. government) court system has three tiers: district courts where trials are done, circuit courts which are for the appeal of those cases, and the Supreme Court at the top.

Federal judges on each of the tiers are picked by the President but must voted into the position by the US Senate. Each judge has a lifetime seat. Vacancies typically only happen on death, retirement, or taking another position, such as being confirmed to the Supreme Court. Removal of judges through impeachment is rare.

Because of the Senate Republican's fuckery and obstruction during Obama's administration, many judge seats were left vacant; McConnell and company. have spent the past four years filling as many vacancies as possible to ensure that even if progress is made it can be challenged and struck down.

Packing would mean that the party in power expands the number of seats in any given tier of the court system. They would then fill those seats with judges friendly to that party's ideology and platform. This is commonly construed to apply only to the Supreme Court though. Nothing codifies the number of justices. Nine justices are just, like many things we've found out, convention and tradition.

The U.S. government can't do anything about the 50 individual state court systems though.

Thanks for that, and all the other answers. Certainly seems like a good use of the senate's time in this uneventful and boring period of history

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

I feel I should get credit for it too, I had about as much to do with it as he did. You're welcome world!

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

explosivo posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1337771139943309314

Domestic terrorists getting invited to the white house nbd

standing by

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

bird with big dick posted:

TDW needs to make an app where it alerts them when they’re near another TDW member so they can get together and share their rare pepes and plans for doing terrorisms and then everyone else can also download the app so we can know when one of these dumb violent fuckers is nearby and avoid them.

we can call it "TRUMPR"

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Hazo posted:

Absolutely insane. They’re doing exactly what they (falsely) claimed Obama supporters were doing.

Counted a total of three masks. Those olds are gonna be hosed.

Was that supposed to be Marine One flying around? I haven’t seen him tweeting about it. I don’t know if it’s sadder if he went out there to inflate his ego by seeing a couple hundred losers celebrating their loser president, of if he used our tax money to send empty helicopters out for a flyover because he couldn’t possibly be assed to actually go.

And what the gently caress was that South Vietnam(???) flag doing there?

he couldn't even be bothered driving and waving through this one so yeah, that was Marine One flying over the crowd. It's amazing how little he cares even about the people who'd literally give their lives for him. not even a two minute photo op and thank you speech

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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

little technicalities such as the courts actually wanting this obscure thing called "evidence" (sad), never asked before(sadder)

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