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Vivian Darkbloom posted:Did Trump just win the election, even if he loses the election? This is the best country ever invented Every bit of vote rigging Trump does will now be rubber-stamped by the con majority on the supreme court. He will be installed for a second term and then life. Goodbye, abortion rights, gay marriage, contraception, voting rights, any kind of racial or gender equality, and more. It's now possible no congress will be seated for the next term. The old republic is dead. Not a lol.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Every single Republican is basically a super low-rent Supervillain, it's as simple as that. The Dad Joker, who tells terrible boomer jokes to his fellow boomers The Kaboomer, who throw ineffectual but loud bombs at things boomers don't like The Karenatrix, who demands to speak to people in charge about why women have rights The Handmaid's Tailor, who gets a tiny little boner making those long dresses that women are forced to wear in our new theocracy
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Nocheez posted:Fat people always look way older than they are. I had a girl hitting on me at work that I thought was a cougar but she turned out to only be a couple years older than me instead of a decade+. BBWs are where it's at, goon friend. If she's sane and fun, and works far enough away from you in your office that you don't have to see her all the time if it doesn't work out, you need to get in the zone. You know the zone. THE BONE ZONE
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Guze posted:oh man if he drags all the attention from the debate onto himself again "if" LOL
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dev286 posted:There is no God so I am sure Trump will live to be 125 years old even if he's just a brain in a jar with a Twitter account He'll be a regular on Match Game 2070.
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The Postman posted:anyone on this page wanna lol that the president has coronavirus gently caress yeah I do! Rather do that than the un-LOL-worthy derail.
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gently caress I wish Biden were this badass and Ridin' with Biden was riding to go kill god!
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Hunter seems like a cool dude to party with. I'd have a beer and an 8ball with him Two 8-balls, you know he's going need a 8 ball on his own
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Castor Poe posted:So, my wife has been receiving hosed up messages on Facebook from neighbors (she's part of a neighborhood group) since she made me put up a Biden sign on our front lawn. I'd put out 5 more Biden signs.
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Frank Frank posted:
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Castor Poe posted:Had dinner at my in-laws last night. My Qtard father-in-law thinks Teunp died of Covid and has been replaced with an unprogrammed clone, which is the only logical reason why our damp boy has been very unhinged lately. Sounds like he's ready for assisted living if he's over 63, otherwise 
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LifeSunDeath posted:I'm Q-ing, I'm Q-ing! My Q-drop is everywhere! Where I Cum 1 We Cum All
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Johnny Aztec posted:Trump is throwing another party for the new Supreme Court Justice. Good! Maybe Biden will get to nominate a couple of justices in February!
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CVagts posted:I hope Biden sweeps FL/GA/NC/TX, both to humiliate Trump and to ensure the best chance that they can call the race on Election Night and that clown has one less tool in his clown car to cry foul. I think Biden's best chance is MN/MI/PA but those races sound like they won't be called for days, even if the polls hold at like Biden +5 or +7. They'll be called immediately, after federal law enforcement and local cops seize the ballots at 12:01 am November 4.
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QuarkJets posted:
The Texas governor has already planned to deploy the National Guard on election night, so the fix is already in.
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The Last Call posted:https://www.thedailybeast.com/biden-has-4000-lawyers-on-standby-in-florida-for-possible-election-recount Bringing lawyers to a coup is the classic "bring a knife to a gunfight" move.
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InternetJunky posted:You realise what happened to Poland in the war, right? There won't be a US/Canada border to tunnel through to. I started calling anschluss with Canada in the early 90s and maybe I'll be right 25 years later. That's a LOL!
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I have questions. That camel doesn't have a hump. So, is it really a camel? But it also looks like there's a scar or incision or something on the animal's back, like someone cut it open and pulled out the hump. Is that because the stupid shirt is focused on "Trump Day" and not "Hump Day"? Then it's horrific as well as mind-numbingly idiotic.
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:Real talk no exaggeration I just listened to Trump calling into Fox News this morning and he legit sounds completely ossified on drugs. I figured people were just being funny but he seriously sounds like absolute poo poo. Old man in his 70s who eats like poo poo and never exercises, who's running on very little sleep over a multiple-day travel schedule where he has to be "up" (wink, wink) at rally after rally. Even without drugs he'd be wiped out.
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hemale in pain posted:i hope america is different this time. LOL!
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We are continuing in fascist hell. Don't know how I expected different from my stupid, hateful countrymen. I used to joke we lived in the Terran Empire timeline. It's not a funny joke anymore.
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Codependent Poster posted:Turns out America has a lot of fascists living in it. People love fascism. It sucks but it's true.
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Tarkus posted:People are weird animals. They are, and if it stopped there it would be cool. However, people are also stupid, mean-spirited, violent animals.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Stop referencing this it's from the bad version!!! Yub Nub is only true version! My friend, today we lub nub across the country, around the world and yes, into the galaxy, where our lost balls tremble with excitement!
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scratch unpleasant posted:nofap is warping their minds That's a Michigan 10 all right...
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muscles like this! posted:I would not be surprised if it eventually shakes out that the Trump WH did orchestrate wide scale voter fraud to give him a record setting number of votes but ultimately failed because they underestimated how many people would actual vote for Biden. Because it's always projection with the cons, you're probably right.
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Hazo posted:It's four tiny grainy videos of some people somewhere moving boxes around, and the crying woman just narrates a complete story around it, including events that happened off camera. poo poo, I could claim those are rebel alliance agents moving around plans for the Death Star, that had been delivered earlier by the Millennium Falcon, while a spaceship waits outside to take them to Tatooine, and my story holds just as much water as hers. Many Bothans died to bring us these LOLs
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mono posted:upneck gonna be a new category on PornHub soon what's upneck?
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Ashmole posted:How do Republicans say with a straight face that they're the party of freedom even though they do so much to limit personal freedoms Because cons believe that "freedumb" is given by their (Christian and generally Protestant) god, and therefore real "freedumb" is only the freedom to do what their particular church says is OK.
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mackensie posted:I live on an island about 25 miles south of Cape Cod Massachusetts, Nantucket. I would legit be interested in a thread (outside of this one) where you describe what it's like to live on an island like that!
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tmm3k posted:There are only like 26 days left in 2020, how much worse could thing-- This definitely wouldn't fall into the category of "worse," at least for the rest of America
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ianskate posted:I guess because if other people can live their lives in peace, it means that would encroach on THEIR values / freedom, which is not the same rights and freedoms, therefor they are invalid. In America the people who whine the loudest about FREEDUMB generally are the ones who understand it the least. They believe that freedumb is limited to what their white, Christian, Protestant god says freedumb is, and they get that information from their minister, not the Bible. So, anything involving LGBT rights, women's rights and the like fundamentally is not included in their idea of freedumb.
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LabyaMynora posted:
Even into the 2000s. My old neighbors, who are really nice people and progressive Sanders Democrats, had a son with a serious drug program. They were desperate and got him into one of those programs. That's how his Utah rehab program started. That was like 2012. My ex wife worked at an alternative school and she wasn't surprised about that, because a sizable chunk of her students had been through a Utah program.
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A Fancy Hat posted:I went from hoping Trump would spend the rest of his life in jail after getting dragged out of the White House to now just wanting him to die on the toilet so I don't have to hear about his stupid baby tantrums every day. It must have been as exhausting and tiring in 1924 Germany, for the same reasons.
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Asterite34 posted:However, if you see corn in your poop the day before you intend to eat corn, make sure to purchase and eat some Time Corntm or you'll cause a temporal paradox. Oh gently caress! Sorry, guys, I caused 2020, I guess. I ate some regular corn the day after I saw corn in my poop because I didn't know about the Time Corn. I probably forked our timeline into the Terran Empire one, too. My bad.
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AHH F/UGH posted:Hmmm yes famously Republican loving counties Orange, San Diego, Santa Barbara and Ventura. You're putting more thought into it than the Chudly McChudlerson who shat out this nonsense. My county is in the Bay Area and it's in "New California Sate," and he can gently caress right off with that.
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