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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

I love crabs, you love crabs...heck, everyone loves our friends. The main thing wrong with the world is that we don't have enough crabs in our day-to-day lives. But what if that could change?





Together we can imagine a better world, one with more crabs in it, one picture at a time!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice


This raises a good point I should have clarified, all crustaceans are welcome. Ones with claws are extra welcome.

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIfvcWCZZ7w

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


And Tyler Too!
Aug 15, 2007
JOCKEY OWNS

Stichelin it is, thank you!


OP they make a shampoo for that

Restrained Crown Posse
Sep 4, 2006

You know. Leather.


I like to eat crabs with linguine and parmesan OP

itry
Aug 23, 2019







I like this

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


"Snopp" in Swedish means "wang"

as in "penis"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003




Captain Hygiene posted:

I love crabs, you love crabs...heck, everyone loves our friends. The main thing wrong with the world is that we don't have enough crabs in our day-to-day lives. But what if that could change?





Together we can imagine a better world, one with more crabs in it, one picture at a time!

Are you my wife?

Wheres Wallace
May 5, 2009

keep on keepin' on


Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010
zonetag

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





"It's a living"

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



[all crabs on page]

itry posted:

I like this

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?


Spazzle posted:

Are you my wife?

Weird pick up line, but lets see where this goes. My guess is sideways.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003




REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Weird pick up line, but let’s see where this goes. My guess is sideways.

My actual wife is a marine biologist and she covers our house in arthopod molts, hands out yee-claw stickers, and apparently is active in the online crab community. I'm not clear on how widespread this actually is.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



Spazzle posted:

My actual wife is a marine biologist and she covers our house in arthopod molts, hands out yee-claw stickers, and apparently is active in the online crab community. I'm not clear on how widespread this actually is.

drat you bagged a real winner imo

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015



Fun Shoe

Mak0rz posted:

drat you bagged a real winner imo

Sono
Apr 9, 2008






Mak0rz posted:

drat you potted a real winner imo

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008



quote:



Would be a drastic improvement frankly.

ncumbered_by_idgits fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Sep 21, 2020

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019


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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




That took me a while.

It's hard out there for a conservative jewish lobster

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart


This is great.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008




The Creation of Cradam

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

It should be painted in the bottom of a pool.

Rocky Creb Picture Show

cnut
May 3, 2016


Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


it's just his crab, in a box.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.





https://i.imgur.com/ICX0dXh.mp4

I was gonna put a knife in his hand but the little snip snip snip sound from the game works too good with just claws.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

vaginite posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ICX0dXh.mp4

I was gonna put a knife in his hand but the little snip snip snip sound from the game works too good with just claws.


Everyone should be so respective of the snip snop

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.





Radirot
Feb 3, 2007



Radirot fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Sep 22, 2020

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008




Wow

itry
Aug 23, 2019









edit:

itry fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Sep 22, 2020

Musluk
May 23, 2011







Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice



I dream of a future where every smilie has a crab variant.

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


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