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Food trough + triggered guillotine when they stick their feral pig heads in it. Thwack! Send me free hams, please!
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enjoy your wild hogs 
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Sep 21, 2020 18:52
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Where were you when the feral swine bombs fell?
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Sep 21, 2020 19:03
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Food trough + triggered guillotine when they stick their feral pig heads in it.
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Sep 21, 2020 19:03
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beer gas canister posted:i will use my fists 
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Sep 21, 2020 19:54
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W ild A ss P iggies
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Sep 21, 2020 19:58
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Sep 21, 2020 20:05
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Support your local hog hunters. 
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Sep 21, 2020 20:06
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What would a "controlled" population of feral super-pigs look like? Don't say slaughterhouse: those are tamed, regular-pigs.
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Sep 21, 2020 21:06
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Imagine a speargoon jumping out onto hogs forever
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Sep 21, 2020 21:34
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I don’t think most parts of the us have wild predators capable of eating pigs to co trip their population so it’s up to bubba
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Sep 21, 2020 21:38
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Idk. I've got a lot of bird seed. You think they eat some bird seed?
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Sep 21, 2020 21:39
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Please remember that these hogs are highly intelligent. They cannot be outsmarted by any man or mechanical trap. Even if they were ensnared, they would simply breed more hogs inside the cage until it was broken open. Around my property, I'm excavating a large earthen berm and portcullis, delaying them until negotiations can begin.
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Oh my god, another opportunity to post to post this most glorious tweet https://twitter.com/kaiserneko/status/1158662719605792768?lang=en
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Sep 22, 2020 01:13
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But do they have huge balls?
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Sep 22, 2020 01:39
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margaret atwood once again being right about everything pigoons are gonna gently caress us up come apocalypse times
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Sep 22, 2020 01:46
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next time I need a username for something I will try every iteration of Ham Havok I can think of if I need to
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Sep 22, 2020 08:01
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The feral pigs were created by a government program to protect us from the communist truffle menace.
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Sep 22, 2020 08:45
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Jailbrekr posted:But do they have huge balls? If they do, well, god help us.
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Sep 22, 2020 10:26
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Hunting down these hogs would be an excellent task for the huge number of unemployed in the United States today, I don't suppose those Clowns in Congress ever through of that.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Yes we know you think you're clever. pop fly to McGillicutty posted:That's no way to talk about republican voters, op.
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Sep 22, 2020 13:01
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Thanks Hogbama
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Grevling posted:Hunting down these hogs would be an excellent task for the huge number of unemployed in the United States today, I don't suppose those Clowns in Congress ever through of that. Issue everyone a sharp stick and a grenade and let the crusade upon swine begin
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Martman posted:What happens when you need to kill... thirty to fifty thousand feral hogs that run into your yard while your children play?? Picture a large outdoor stadium. Picture 50,000 feral hogs in the stands and herded onto the field. Picture a 10kt tactical nuke detonated above the field at the right height to minimize radiation yet still flash fry delicious pig fat.
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:Picture a large outdoor stadium. Picture 50,000 feral hogs in the stands and herded onto the field. Picture a 10kt tactical nuke detonated above the field at the right height to minimize radiation yet still flash fry delicious pig fat. That wildfire-smoke-crossing-the-USA map but it's labelled "bacon smell."
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I was a lieutenant in the 2021 hog wars(22nd anti hog artillery) and I can tell you I've seen some poo poo
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Sep 22, 2020 16:40
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HAHAHA LMAO epic baconz 4teh winz lol omg bacoooonnnz
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USA has "out of control" population
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Chomp8645 posted:USA has "out of control" population Don't worry, it's going to "sort itself out" pretty soon.
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Big Beef City posted:HAHAHA LMAO epic baconz 4teh winz lol omg bacoooonnnz Epic, my goon sir. For your contribution, you have won two (2) whole internets. Also narwhals.
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Big Beef City posted:HAHAHA LMAO epic baconz 4teh winz lol omg bacoooonnnz Big Pork City
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https://i.imgur.com/gCLuHLB.mp4
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just an fyi if your fantasy is to tame a feral super-pig, pls pm me
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Sep 22, 2020 19:47
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Panic, in slow motion.
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Someday I hope to be chased out of a cafeteria by an angry boar (no injuries). I hope we all are.
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Odd coincidence but my son was telling me last night that his gf shot a feral pig w a cross bow on a hunt in Texas She’s like 100 lbs wet and wears librarian glasses. I’m like whoa
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Mrs. Sexual posted:Odd coincidence but my son was telling me last night that his gf shot a feral pig w a cross bow on a hunt in Texas psh anyone can do a crossbow. they are classically a coward's weapon. real women spear their wild boar in the loving heart.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:psh anyone can do a crossbow. they are classically a coward's weapon. real women spear their wild boar in the loving heart. Well. He went on to say she hunts deer, hence him buying a bow, and one she shot was gimpy walking around and she pulled out a knife and stabbed it in the neck or something. I’m like, dude.
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Sep 22, 2020 20:45
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Wild boar defends itself against 30-50 feral humans.
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Come on, I've been to America and I've seen how much meat you consume, all that's necessary for people to fall on the poor swine and tear it limb from limb is a couple of missed meals.
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