I have a large unkept bush I need to cut down

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

shave a landing strip for the bees

# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:56

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:16

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

numberoneposter posted:

shave a landing strip for the bees

maybe the bush just wants to feel good about its self HUH

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I got a bigger and smellier bush you can borrow

is there spiders

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:04

sex excellence: Feb 19, 2011; Satisfaction Guranteed

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

But it's covered in BEES and I don't know what to do. My conservationist/environmentalist goddaughter tells me, "We need to save the bees!" but she also runs away in fear if a bee flys by.
I forgot I had a backyard and now I got this giant SHURB in the backyard and it looks dumb as gently caress and messy. I needa saw it down, but it is legit covered in bees harvesting sweet sweet pollen. I don't wanna kill da bees but I needa cut that bush down. IDK WHAT TO DO

Also, there is like...hella spiders building webs from the shed to the bush so I walk into them and then I get all webbed up and it sucks.

pics or it didnt happen

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:22

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

sounds like a case for dr.bees

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:23

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

sex excellence posted:

pics or it didnt happen

bees are notoriously hard to get pictures of. very elusive

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:27

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

OP I heard when bush bees and shed spiders love each other very much you get these.

They are known for writing. Maybe they will write your posts next.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:41

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I live in Southern California! Half the state is literally on fire! The coldest I've seen it drop is 55 degress lmao

then get the bush identified and look up when its flowering/pollination season ends. when it's not in season it is safe to cut without harming bees.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:43

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

is there spiders

It would explain a lot of the redness and oozing

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:45

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Look at this poo poo!:

And this poo poo!:

And her poo poo!:

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:17

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Look at this poo poo!:

And this poo poo!:

And this poo poo!:

And her poo poo!:

drat thats a pretty bush OP why the gently caress would you want to gently caress it up

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:20

Free Cheese: Sep 16, 2005; Come on, it's free; Buglord

Those are honey bees, filthy European livestock trespassing on your property, gently caress em

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:25

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Don't widow spiders make webs in crevices and whatnot? I don't think they make the webs most people think of.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:27

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

Let�s see the spiders

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:28

sex excellence: Feb 19, 2011; Satisfaction Guranteed

hmmm... i guess it did happen after all...

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:35

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Dear Watson posted:

Let�s see the spiders

I couldnt find them! So imma just be paranoid and say theyre there maaaan :tinfoil:

somewhere...

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:43

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ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I couldnt find them! So imma just be paranoid and say theyre there maaaan somewhere...

I'm also in southern California so don't gently caress this up or I'll come get you
Chase you with a broom or a sandal or write a thread about you

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:50

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Looks like a viburnum.

Someone will take it off your hands and transplant it.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:01

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Free Cheese posted:

Those are honey bees, filthy European livestock trespassing on your property, gently caress em

In Southern California there's a good chance they're killer bees. It's the bush or him.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Looks like a viburnum.

Someone will take it off your hands and transplant it.

Isn't that what Captain America's shield is made out of?

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:03

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Looks like a viburnum.

that's what captain america's shield is made of :rolleyes:

e: ^

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:04

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Killa beeesss

You're no warrior, ya can't bang like us
You're no warrior, ya not so devious

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:07

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Coolguye posted:

then get the bush identified and look up when its flowering/pollination season ends. when it's not in season it is safe to cut without harming bees.

This is a real answer to a real question i had. How dare you. What do you think this is?! Are u a bee

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:11

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Don't worry, BEE happy.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 03:49

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Befriend the bee, learn their ways, become one with their buzzing culture. Then comes the double cross

# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:22

Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Look at this poo poo!:

And this poo poo!:

And this poo poo!:

And her poo poo!:

Good dogge but slacking. Back in the day, I had all these honeysuckle bushes against the back wall of my yard, it was bee central. My dog Winston would hang out there all day eating those bees, chomping them out of the air. You could tell when he got stung, he'd jerk his head and gag, but mmmm that sweet/sour mix of pollen and venom was irresistible, he was back for more.

RIP Winston, now I have more bees.

EDIT: RIP because of old age, bees had nothing to do with his demise.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:36

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

smoke the boosh. thee smoke will distarb the bee, and make him flee the boosh

# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:40

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Incite the Bee-Spider Hellwar

you fool, they will ally and then OP will have to deal with bee-riding flying spiders

# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:12

inkmoth: Apr 25, 2014

I'm pretty sure Monsanto makes some kind of poison that will kill a bush, bees, and spiders.

it will probably also give you 11 different types of cancer though

# ? Sep 23, 2020 06:46

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

You seem to need to go outside in your yard more, op

# ? Sep 23, 2020 06:57

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I refuse to go to backyard it is scary and big and theres poo poo back there

# ? Sep 23, 2020 07:23

Mrs. Sexual: Feb 3, 2020

I miss ur dogge for u

# ? Sep 23, 2020 07:37

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

I FUCKIN LOVE BEES!!!!!!!!

# ? Sep 23, 2020 10:38

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

Leave the bees alone

# ? Sep 23, 2020 10:47

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

I FUCKIN LOVE BEES!!!!!!!!

Chrs posted:

Leave the bees alone

yeah I'm here to join the pro-bee contingent, have you considered planting more bushes and keeping them as unkempt as possible to attract more bees

# ? Sep 23, 2020 10:47

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Bees: the bush sustains us. the bush feeds our children. the bush is our life and our days and our light and our shade and our family and our universe. we are all the bush.

OP: uhh oh yeah that thing. huh it's mildly inconvenient, it's gotta go.

I think we all know who really owns the bush, OP.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 11:02

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I'm anti bee.
All the people in this thread posting about how they are pro-bee?
Bullshit.

Kill all bees.
Rip that bush from the earth and scorn all bees.
Take it from them and starve them.
Destroy all bees.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 11:13

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

I FUCKIN LOVE BEES!!!!!!!!

You like the idea of bees

# ? Sep 23, 2020 11:30

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Well I don't.

Bees are repulsive to me and I hope the earth dies without them, as does this shrub.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 11:33

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

The word you were looking for is unkempt op
Happy to help

# ? Sep 23, 2020 11:44

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

If you find a lot of spiders and centipedes in your bush they likely have a good source like crabs and lice. Think twice before removing them otherwise you'll be overrun by w much nastier problem.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 11:52

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:16

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

there is nothing better than walking outside and seeing a big fluffy bumblebee whizz past you. bees fuxkin kick rear end. always flyin. always buzzin. always smiling

BEES!

# ? Sep 23, 2020 12:29

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