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AnimeIsTrash posted:Earlier last year a chud I work with was bragging about spending $80k on Dodge Ram with all the features. I was working at a customer in Ohio listening to a forklift operator talking about how he "needs" an F-350 King Ranch. The conversation then literally went on to him talking about "digging a turlet down by the crick". The turlet thing doesn't tie into the truck thing but that sound bite will live with me until the day I die.
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President Beep posted:they have different sensor sizes and use different kinds of film! gently caress!  it stands for digital single-lens reflex.
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Beep's too comfortable with his incumbency. It'll be a harsh awakening when one day he wakes up and everyone is just calling him Mr. Beep.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:what are bar dues anyway, A deece 3 figgies 
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IL Congresswoman: "Hitler was right" https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1346878675929747456?s=20
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Ossoff needs another tenth of a percent to avoid a recount.
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A couple Chinooks just passed over my house heading in the general direction of NY/DC
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It made the dishes in the kitchen cupboards rattle.
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Letting the chuds storm the capitol was probably the smartest play. *Trump goes on stage and tells chuds to storm the capitol. *Chuds storm the capitol and shut it down If they didn't make it past the barriers it would be a protest, if they storm the building it's sedition.
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Probably not the protesters and probably not Trump, but it will torpedo whatever chances he has in 2024.
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lol friendship with Pence ended https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...DX4ocCX6WtD6WVA
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Biden was just on every channel. Speech was loving good. He mentioned sedition.
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psiox posted:and insurrection He got on TV first. That has to have Trump PISSED.
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President Beep posted:meanwhile, senate race is being called for ossoff .6 percent over- no recount!
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They just took down the giant trump banner on the capitol steps.
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Someone in the senate chamber has a deep, patriotic cough.
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Rudy left a VM on the wrong number again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJIeB8h3AMM
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PIZZA.BAT posted:like why even have impeachment in the constitution if you're not going to do it in this circumstance? this is the most clear cut textbook example of an impeachable offense that before trump it would be considered a stupid hypothetical because it's so extreme Maybe they plan to do it after he's out of office because they think deposing a sitting president is a bad look?
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infernal machines posted:how would you impeach a man who no longer holds office? There was talk during the last Trump impeachment about "whatabout impeaching Obama instead?" and the consensus agreed that it was possible to do for a former president. Basically it'll work as a formal announcement saying "You did bad thing", further Article I, Section 3 of the Constitution states: Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States So it might bar him from holding office in the future.
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infernal machines posted:yeah, but then how'd that turn out for nixon? Nixon resigned before the house could vote on articles of impeachment.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:https://twitter.com/connorasheets/status/1347253411335589888?s=10 The war on Christmas has done a number on that guy's tree. Also I have extremely important news: https://twitter.com/Mike_P_Williams/status/1347188223995502597?s=19
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i thought onion was one of the things you used to relieve the effects of tear gas. i am not an expert. That means that either: A: She's dabbing her eyes with onion to make them tear up and look like she got rekt B: She came in specifically prepared to get gassed and still folded like a wet napkin when poo poo got real
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:https://twitter.com/yoomarscomin/status/1347561595094888450 If poo poo like this was in a tv show the writers would get fired.
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Sagebrush posted:rofl There was another guy who fell down the capitol stairs and got brained IIRC.
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PokeJoe posted:incredible the brain worms you need to try to break into a room full of people pointing guns at you Smashing the windows with an American flag.
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If Pence becomes president for like 1 day I bet that'll be really annoying for textbook writers and presidential portrait painters. Plus Biden will have to throw out anything monogrammed 46.
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echinopsis posted:it’s more like the jetsons and he has a machine that changes his clothes  
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Ben Garrison just got murked by Twitter
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PIZZA.BAT posted:lol and it's already gone 
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Geez can everyone start screenshotting Trump's whack-a-mole accounts? 
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:What part of upstate New York? My wife's uncle was faculty at Cornell and I have blood relatives in Watkins Glen. Lmao if it turns out the two of you are related.
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