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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

graph posted:

idk how any of you are watching it

I just turned it off

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Broken Machine posted:

that's a big part of what killed pres garfield after he was shot, doctors experimenting on him - specifically probing the wound with their dirty fingers for months. that and not understanding the germ theory of disease, but trump doesn't understand that either

he needs a hot dose of hooker piss right into his veins and stat

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

i don't think it's fake.

https://twitter.com/meenaharris/status/1312212550499536899

lmao plague white house

that music

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opro34scpVM

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

nice. we need a deck of cards with administration people on so we can track infections.

you'd be doing more contact tracing with that than the white house is doing.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Vrc2R1oGU

This channel sucks poo poo but this guy is 100% correct in everything he says in this video.

guns are toys for morons. don't own/touch guns and you don't have to worry about any of this poo poo.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

bump_fn posted:

is this a real quote because holy poo poo lmaoooooo

it's fake.

now that piss tape? absolutely real.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

The_Franz posted:

tbf, i don't see trump sincerely giving a gently caress about abortion beyond trying to ham it up for the crazy evangelical types

my favorite book! *points to bible. never opened*

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


people who don't vote joe biden want 4 more years of this because they are psychopaths

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


responsible gun ownership.jpg

also, thanks for the snuff pic

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

kitten emergency posted:

i would say, very broadly, there are three main things the american left is interested in -

* national single payer health care
* immediate action on climate change
* strong workers rights

none of those require the "abolishment of capitalism"

i also care about
the absolutely bonkers wealth inequality going on
related to that: that we don't have social safety nets (people shouldn't have to be homeless)
the out of control police
that it's way the hell too easy for any moron to get a gun
dc statehood
term limits for congress

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

oh, and we still throw people in jail for weed. wtf

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

The_Franz posted:

any talk about disarming a segment of american society should really be accompanied by talk of random suburban police departments no longer getting armored personnel carriers and other hand-me-downs from the federal government that they ultimately have no use for

yah. most (all??) police officers don't need guns either.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/tyleroakley/status/1321508571461283840

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you're old enough four miles in sub-freezing temperatures might as well be 15, or 50

chuds run rather large and in charge. 3.7 miles in the cold can be pretty bad if your health isn't good

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


the party of lincoln park lmao

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Kenny Logins posted:

the best part might be the half-tempo rapping so the average tump voter can understand it lol

the best part is trump coming out to a song about depression and self-doubt

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

fart simpson posted:

let he who hasn’t had a breakfast beer cast the first post

breakfast, like every other meal, is for coffee.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

https://twitter.com/business/status/1321924032426582027

I don't want to be mean spirited about the fact that several of us have been screaming at everybody for years to get some sort of personal firearm, but it doesn't matter any more. it's too late if you've waited. By Saturday afternoon, you won't be able to buy a gun in america. Bad news is that every chud has a dozen and 20k rounds for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfelqZpapZA

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

imagine being so scared of everything you think you need to stockpile guns and ammo

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

more importantly, imagine being such a lib that you click on a thread named `north american hellworld containment zone 1.0` just to pick a fight and call everybody in there a bunch of chicken littles and tell that them, no, really, it'll be fine, this is normal

things suck. I'm not living life as if society is on the brink of collapse though

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Salt Fish posted:

I'm seeing Jonny talk about guns in the same way I try to justify owning 8 guitars to people who see my apartment.

Your musical output must be immense.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

this is also your reminder that leftists are not liberals

who was implying that?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

remember, A.N.T.I.F.A. is officially a domestic terrorist organization now

I believe Trump is going to get voted out of office and that kind of nonsense will stop pretty quickly.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The crazies aren’t going away, that toothpaste isn’t going back in the tube.

the old people all die off and the young people get old and become chuds. it's a vicious cycle

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

fart simpson posted:

halal in chinese is 清真

it's so hot in here

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I tried to find out if any walmarts near me even sold guns and can't find out without actually going to one (I don't think the one closest to me does).

https://www.businessinsider.com/wal...ty-seriously-13
seems like it isn't easy to even get a gun from walmarts that do sell em.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

buddy had to wait five days for a DATABASE QUERY to return

haha who would ever write such poo poo software
*tugs on collar*

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I want texas to go blue so bad because the whining will be immense

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

all probes are bad

i got an unjust probe itt, but thankfully it doesn’t show on my rap sheet. thanks Jeff!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I can’t even find the post I’m sure I made. something is weird

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm pretty certain Trump has this in the bag, though.

The fact that it's even close is a harbinger, like I said.

okay, doomer.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

"looks like trump won. 100 people on an internet forums didn't vote joe biden which gave him the edge"

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

love this:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

i predict u suck!

drat that's harsh

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

i didn't see any armed chuds this morning (didn't expect to at my polling location anyway). did spot a few observers inside the voting area though and also a few people keeping watch near the entrance, i assume keeping a lookout for voter intimidation.

i voted a couple of weeks ago and it was so easy this year. everyone was nice.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

what, hellworld posting in *checks* the hellworld thread? what the gently caress!

i know it's counter-intuitive, but there is an unhealthy amount of hellworld posting you can do.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

kitten emergency posted:

for a fun mental health game read the dnd election threads and then the cspam election threads so you can endlessly pingpong between "trump will win" and "biden will win"

which forum is going for which candidate?

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1323625920595451904

lol this noob tried to color iran blue and instead did india

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