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Imagine someone that had photoshop posted an image of the skinless dad from Hellraiser 2 writing "I'm in Heaven" in his own blood on the wall.
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Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I'll pet him.
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Sep 24, 2020 14:50
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My friend Kyle's mother is the most awful woman on earth. She's heavyset, unpleasant, and in desperate need of a trip to the stylist. I can not reiterate it enough -- she doesn't have a shred of kindness in her heart.
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Sep 24, 2020 14:58
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No, Mr Bond. I expect you to cry!
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Sep 24, 2020 15:00
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"It's true. this man has no class" It's true. this man has no dick. Bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k18Q_63KpE
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Sep 24, 2020 15:10
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Listen, you Rosses, you Rachels. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the Monicas, the Chandlers, the Phoebes, the Joeys, the Gunthers. Here is a man who stood up.
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Sep 24, 2020 15:15
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"It puts the lotion on its skin or I'll ask politely again at a more convenient time."
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Sep 24, 2020 15:35
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I invited them. I invited them all. They're here, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.
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Sep 24, 2020 15:38
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*thru the bars* I smell your cat!!!
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Sep 24, 2020 16:01
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That's not a cutting utensil, this is a cutting utensil.
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Sep 24, 2020 16:22
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How about if I give you a thumbs up And you give me my phone call
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Sep 24, 2020 16:40
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For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early I’ll take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh..if you don't have my money for me I’ll be mildly annoyed with you in front of everybody in the bank.
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Sep 24, 2020 16:53
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TheMostFrench posted:"It puts the lotion on its skin or I'll ask politely again at a more convenient time." Lol
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Sep 24, 2020 17:34
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numberoneposter posted:my brain is churning on a Glengarry Glen Ross safe take https://youtu.be/J_vSirIJEsY
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Sep 25, 2020 00:24
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Only steers and deers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you have ticks?
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Sep 25, 2020 00:55
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Son of a gun. He kept smiling that drat smile. Made me watch him...suck the helium out of my balloon.
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Sep 25, 2020 01:51
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Some unpleasant people are always trying to iceskate uphill
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Sep 25, 2020 02:04
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I will return
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Sep 25, 2020 02:09
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I haven't been gently caressed like that since grade school.
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Sep 25, 2020 02:33
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My girlfriend hugged thirty-seven boys.
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Sep 25, 2020 03:25
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Do you see what happens Larry when you gently caress a stranger in the bum? Do you see what happens Larry when you gently caress a stranger in the rear end? Surprised no one did this one yet! 
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Sep 25, 2020 04:18
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Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?
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Sep 25, 2020 07:07
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The Management posted:Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? Heck, they should make a film about Ötzi
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Sep 25, 2020 07:13
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Each night when I return the taxi to the garage, I have to vacuum the crumbs off the back seat. Some nights I scape off the gum.
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Sep 25, 2020 07:15
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Did you shampoo my wife?
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Sep 25, 2020 07:58
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Non gender defined person, I am your ancestor!
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Sep 25, 2020 10:29
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Give me the keys you fairy godmother
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Sep 25, 2020 10:37
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flakeloaf posted:My girlfriend hugged thirty-seven boys. in a row?!
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Sep 25, 2020 10:46
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San Francisco coxswain!
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Sep 25, 2020 13:28
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One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my mouth.
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Sep 25, 2020 13:31
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Tarts depart!
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Sep 25, 2020 13:34
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Trevor... Yeah boss? I want that bad actor eliminated! Bletch to Trevor, "meet the feebles". 1989.
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Sep 25, 2020 13:42
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My name is Buck, and I’m here to provide proper nursing care and then drive home in my nondescript truck!
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Sep 25, 2020 14:12
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Is everything good with you, friend? -Clean Harry
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Sep 25, 2020 14:46
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"I dislike you, father."
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Sep 25, 2020 15:17
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"Would you please retrieve your shinebox?"
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Sep 25, 2020 16:00
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get this through your head, you semitic jerk
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Sep 25, 2020 16:10
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Yippee ki yay monkey punchers
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Sep 25, 2020 16:11
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Don’t tell mom the babysitter’s sleeping!
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Sep 25, 2020 16:14
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Stop or my mom will give you a kiss!
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