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happy wife happy life liquor before beer all is clear curls for girls if you want to look tight you gotta be tight
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rhyming advice is always true suck my dick oh fuckman, you
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Sep 24, 2020 20:45
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when in rome let those farts foam
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Sep 24, 2020 20:47
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Don't touch a goose or he'll bite your caboose! Eating raw fish, make a good wish! Give me your wallet or I'll liquid your solid!
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Sep 24, 2020 20:48
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Eating some rear end? Watch out for gas!
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Sep 24, 2020 20:48
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As sure as birds fly, this statement's a lie
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Sep 24, 2020 20:49
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Red sky at night, sailors' delight Red sky at morning, sailors take warning You'd better stay away, or you're gonna pay. Listen to what I say.
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Sep 24, 2020 20:49
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two in the hand is worth one in the band
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Sep 24, 2020 20:51
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Balls on top, get ready to pop Balls below, better say no
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Sep 24, 2020 20:52
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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Sep 24, 2020 21:02
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Butthole stretched wide? You've got it, Clyde.
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Sep 24, 2020 21:08
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Suck and gently caress
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Sep 24, 2020 21:08
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When I'm in my sober moods I sit and worry and think When I'm in my drunken moods I gamble, screw and drink But when my moods are over And my time has come to pass, I hope they bury me upside-down So the world can kiss my rear end! So here's to you And here's to me And if we should ever disagree gently caress YOU! And here's to me! -A toast
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Sep 24, 2020 21:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQjC5zVnt8 Did you say Rhythmic?
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Sep 24, 2020 21:12
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i before e except after c
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Sep 24, 2020 21:12
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the band
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Sep 24, 2020 21:13
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I rule, you drool.
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Sep 24, 2020 21:20
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dont knock my smock or I'll clean your clock
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Sep 24, 2020 21:20
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trump lied vote sleepy guy
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Sep 24, 2020 21:22
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don't put all your eggs in one keg
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Sep 24, 2020 22:01
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Rhyming advice is always true In Soviet Russia, advice rhymes you!
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Sep 24, 2020 22:21
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Mozi posted:don't put all your eggs in one keg Don't kegel on an eagle
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Sep 24, 2020 22:22
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"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."
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Sep 24, 2020 22:26
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theres a place in france where the ladies all wear pants
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Sep 24, 2020 22:30
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If'n she smokes she pokes.
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Sep 24, 2020 22:41
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Don’t run over, That little duck. Lay on your horn, And say “gently caress!”
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Sep 24, 2020 22:45
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numberoneposter posted:if you want to look tight you gotta be tight It's not a very good rhyme when the same word is used as the rhyme
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Sep 24, 2020 23:14
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The early bird gets the turd
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Sep 24, 2020 23:15
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Mnoba posted:i before e except after c weird rhyme
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Sep 24, 2020 23:28
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here I sit, broken hearted tried to poo poo, but only farted
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Sep 24, 2020 23:52
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nothing is right when its run by the whites
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Sep 24, 2020 23:53
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Never trust a fart For it may be a shart
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Sep 24, 2020 23:56
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if from my sleep i do not wake a ghostly post my soul shall make
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Sep 24, 2020 23:57
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Mnoba posted:i before e except after c or when sounding like a as in neighbour and weigh
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Sep 24, 2020 23:57
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i killed or seriously maimed a pedestrian in a hit and run in 2011, and you better believe my best friend's name is kevin wouldn't let me gently caress, man of pure evil farmer over-protective of his sheep, hope his crops get hosed by weevils Master of fine arts, your dick will be drillin, get an MBA, look like Jeremy Piven in fourteen hundred and ninety two is worth two in the band The best one is this: Linux Pirate posted:Butthole stretched wide? You've got it, Clyde.
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Sep 25, 2020 00:20
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liquor in the front poker in the rear
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Sep 25, 2020 00:20
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he who smelt it also dealt it
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Sep 25, 2020 01:21
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a moment on the lips a lifetime on the ships
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Sep 25, 2020 01:24
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When you see this OP It’s best just to flee
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Sep 25, 2020 01:29
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When you're swimming in the pool And you feel something cool Diarrhea!
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