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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



happy wife happy life

liquor before beer all is clear

curls for girls

if you want to look tight you gotta be tight

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


rhyming advice is always true
suck my dick oh fuckman, you

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



when in rome let those farts foam

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



Don't touch a goose or he'll bite your caboose!

Eating raw fish, make a good wish!

Give me your wallet or I'll liquid your solid!

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



Eating some rear end? Watch out for gas!

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


As sure as birds fly, this statement's a lie

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji


Red sky at night, sailors' delight

Red sky at morning, sailors take warning

You'd better stay away, or you're gonna pay. Listen to what I say.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

two in the hand is worth one in the band

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Balls on top, get ready to pop
Balls below, better say no

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


An Apple a day keeps the doctor away

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Butthole stretched wide? You've got it, Clyde.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Suck and gently caress

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

When I'm in my sober moods
I sit and worry and think
When I'm in my drunken moods
I gamble, screw and drink
But when my moods are over
And my time has come to pass,
I hope they bury me upside-down
So the world can kiss my rear end!

So here's to you
And here's to me
And if we should ever disagree
gently caress YOU! And here's to me!

-A toast

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQjC5zVnt8

Did you say Rhythmic?

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Racist Trump supporter please do not try to engage in good faith. Mock him.

Oh yeah and I'll keep buying this avatar so I mean you can change it if you want but I'm changing it when I notice.

i before e except after c

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

A bird in the hand is worth two in the band

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

av paid for by the firensd of lowtax spine foundation

, you flithy pig


I rule, you drool.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

dont knock my smock or I'll clean your clock

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

trump lied vote sleepy guy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

don't put all your eggs in one keg

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Rhyming advice is always true
In Soviet Russia, advice rhymes you!

Jasus Christ
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



Mozi posted:

don't put all your eggs in one keg

Don't kegel on an eagle

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004



"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



theres a place in france where the ladies all wear pants

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


If'n she smokes she pokes.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Dont run over,
That little duck.
Lay on your horn,
And say gently caress!

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

                                       


numberoneposter posted:

if you want to look tight you gotta be tight

It's not a very good rhyme
when the same word is used as the rhyme

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

The early bird gets the turd

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"


Mnoba posted:

i before e except after c

weird rhyme

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt


here I sit, broken hearted
tried to poo poo, but only farted

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



nothing is right when its run by the whites

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

#33 has his eye on you



Grimey Drawer

Never trust a fart

For it may be a shart

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

if from my sleep i do not wake
a ghostly post my soul shall make

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

still my no.1






Mnoba posted:

i before e except after c

or when sounding like a as in neighbour and weigh

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"


i killed or seriously maimed a pedestrian in a hit and run in 2011, and you better believe my best friend's name is kevin

wouldn't let me gently caress, man of pure evil
farmer over-protective of his sheep,
hope his crops get hosed by weevils

Master of fine arts,
your dick will be drillin,
get an MBA,
look like Jeremy Piven

in fourteen hundred and ninety two is worth two in the band

The best one is this:

Linux Pirate posted:

Butthole stretched wide? You've got it, Clyde.
or at least I thought so until I realized it was stolen from the script of "Every Which Way but Loose"

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

still my no.1






liquor in the front
poker in the rear

SubnormalityStairs
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"



Grimey Drawer

he who smelt it
also dealt it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



a moment on the lips
a lifetime on the ships

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

When you see this OP
Its best just to flee

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Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

When you're swimming in the pool
And you feel something cool


Diarrhea!

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