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You are going to be fine other then about 5 hours later your belly is going to hurt and then you will spend 20 minutes on the toilet releasing the most foul smelling brown liquid that you aren't even sure you can call diarrhea without insulting diarrhea. You will then feel much better and bake an excellent loaf of bread and forget all about the 20 minute long nightmare.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 16:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:19 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Sorry, the pact is sealed now. You will find yourself with an uncontrollable desire to plunge into the waters at midnight , where you will transform into an aquatic being. what kind of water bean will I turn into?
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 17:12 |
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nakieon posted:I have to do this everytime I want to bake an excellent loaf of bread? no, it doesn't even help with the bread. You just feel so alive afterwards you gotta create something wonderful. So probably make bread.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 17:31 |
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I mean they are everywhere my bed has springs! so does this pen in my pocket *clicks pen*
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 17:45 |
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Nastyman posted:You ever had the gurglespurts so bad that it leaves your rear end in a top hat raw? I've had a couple where I could swear my starfish was glowing red afterwards and I could somehow taste the burning. this but it starts to bleed from being so dry that is what happens when you drink lake water
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 19:19 |
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shits usually take 4-5 hours now a few. It hits you when you think you are in the clear and it hits hard and fast stay near the toilet.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 19:26 |
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do you have one about your dog making GBS threads on or in or even under your bed?
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 12:31 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:gently caress how's your phone's poop looking?
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 18:41 |
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smelly lake water
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 12:34 |
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Rutibex posted:all water is piss. every atom of water you drink has already been pissed out of a million dinosaur dongs are we sure all dinosaurs had a penis? Did they like dock or something?
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 14:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 16:19 |
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I would assume a cotty is a cot, a small lovely bed.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2020 13:43 |